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Post by Deleted on Feb 7, 2013 2:05:57 GMT -5
Like what does probing solve for them? Are they trying to study us? Study our pain tolerance? Track us down? The cure for alien cancer? Why?!!
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Post by ThereIsNoAbsurdistOnlyZuul on Feb 7, 2013 5:30:53 GMT -5
Solution is simple, they saw the Muppets. And decided that the rest of us would be happier with things rammed far up our keisters. I blame Fozzy Bear.
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Push R Truth
Patti Mayonnaise
Unique and Special Snowflake, and a pants-less heathen.
Perpetually Constipated
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Post by Push R Truth on Feb 7, 2013 9:45:33 GMT -5
Maybe they just really like anal.
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Post by Friday Night SmackOwn on Feb 7, 2013 12:26:24 GMT -5
They adhere to The Rock's philosophy of shining things real straight and shoving said things straight up people's candy asses.
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Yami Daimao
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Really, really wants to zigazig ah!
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Post by Yami Daimao on Feb 7, 2013 12:35:49 GMT -5
It's their way of saying hello.
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Post by Next Level was WRONG on Feb 7, 2013 12:48:15 GMT -5
I'd say its so much them being obsessed with probing as us being obsessed with them probing us.
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Magnus the Magnificent
King Koopa
didn't want one.
I could write a book about what you don't know!
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Post by Magnus the Magnificent on Feb 7, 2013 13:24:40 GMT -5
It's their way of saying hello. Then I really, really don't want to know how they say Good-bye. |
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Post by TK The Friendly Robot on Feb 7, 2013 13:33:14 GMT -5
On a serious (as it can be for UFO talk) note I would guess that it's for tracking just like we do to fish, bears and other species to track numbers and well being. If we are to buy into the theory that the gods are simply aliens that visited and helped us long ago then left us you would think that they would like to keep an eye on how we were doing. As generations passed more people would need to be probed as people were born and others died. In this theory I would guess that all of us were probed with something, maybe even some sort of living "chip" at somepoint in our lives. The reason people remember it is just like the reason people are awake during surgery, they were resilient to whatever anesthetic the Aliens used.
/crackpot
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Post by BayleyTiffyCodyCenaJudyHopps on Feb 7, 2013 14:15:44 GMT -5
Because their mouths resemble our butts and they haven't figured us out yet.
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Post by Rumble McSkirmish on Feb 7, 2013 16:27:05 GMT -5
(Mild language)
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Post by Hit Girl on Feb 7, 2013 16:36:14 GMT -5
Aliens don't actually probe, and they are very angry at people claiming that they do
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Post by Deleted on Feb 7, 2013 21:50:51 GMT -5
Harvesting farts.
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Sektor
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Post by Sektor on Feb 8, 2013 0:13:18 GMT -5
The better question is, "Why are we so obsessed with the idea that aliens only want to probe us?". Because we have low self-esteem. |
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Post by A Platypus Rave is Correct on Feb 8, 2013 1:51:22 GMT -5
Blast this is what I wanted to post  |
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hassanchop
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Who are you to doubt Belldandy?
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Post by hassanchop on Feb 8, 2013 7:02:36 GMT -5
Because they are mean green mother------s from outer space and they're bad.
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