You're gonna sit there, owning a fireworks stand

[wildojinx]

And tell me you dont have any whistlin' bungholes, no spleen splitters, whisker biscuits, honkey lighters, hoosker doos, hoosker don'ts, cherry bombs, nipsy daisers, with or without the scooter stick, or one single whistlin' kitty chaser?

[Derk!]

Snakes and Sparklers are the only ones I like

[Can you afford to pay me, Gah]

That maybe a problem. It's not what you like it's the Cosumer.