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Post by chazraps on Feb 9, 2013 1:15:38 GMT -5
If I found an absurdly The Room-level awful movie online starring Master P right now to watch for FREE, would you watch it with me? If your answer is YES!, I’d like to direct your attention to the Master P written/directed/starring tour de force MP: Da Last Don. Also, Sancho from Orgazmo is in it. Something to help get you through the blizzard. You’re welcome. (language/nudity warning) www.youtube.com/watch?v=scfFr8X4IlU |
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Post by triplethreatmark on Feb 9, 2013 1:40:01 GMT -5
Aren't there websites where you can stream stuff like this with a chat option on the side? I would love to have a FAN bad movie marathon with this movie included.
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Post by chazraps on Feb 9, 2013 1:44:00 GMT -5
If we could organize that, it would be pretty incredible. This would be a great one to start with, the whole movie is a series of trump cards.
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Post by triplethreatmark on Feb 9, 2013 1:47:20 GMT -5
If we could organize that, it would be pretty incredible. This would be a great one to start with, the whole movie is a series of trump cards. Dude, imagine Dat line-up: The Last Don The Room Birdemic: Shock and Terror Troll 2. Just incredibly horrendous. |
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Post by Dave at the Movies on Feb 9, 2013 1:50:45 GMT -5
Aren't there websites where you can stream stuff like this with a chat option on the side? I would love to have a FAN bad movie marathon with this movie included. Synchtube.com works pretty well if everyone has a fast enough computer. It usually only works best with youtube videos though. |
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Post by chazraps on Feb 9, 2013 1:50:52 GMT -5
Those are probably the four worst of their kind. Other think I could imagine for a possible fifth slot would be the 2005 film 'Havoc,' but the subject matter gets pretty dark a midst the horribleness.
But if we could organize F.A.N. Bad Movie Month and chose like one day a week to watch one those four films in a group chat, we could really have something special.
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Post by triplethreatmark on Feb 9, 2013 1:57:33 GMT -5
Those are probably the four worst of their kind. Other think I could imagine for a possible fifth slot would be the 2005 film 'Havoc,' but the subject matter gets pretty dark a midst the horribleness. But if we could organize F.A.N. Bad Movie Month and chose like one day a week to watch one those four films in a group chat, we could really have something special. I would totally be up to help you guys organize this if you're and everybody else is serious about doing this. Also, I just saw the first 5 minutes of this movie and not to go into to much detail, but the shootout scene was Birdemic level horrible. |
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Post by celticjobber on Feb 9, 2013 2:04:46 GMT -5
Those are probably the four worst of their kind. Other think I could imagine for a possible fifth slot would be the 2005 film 'Havoc,' but the subject matter gets pretty dark a midst the horribleness. Literally all I know about that movie "Havoc" is that Anne Hathaway shows her boobs in it. And that saves it from being a bad movie, IMO. |
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Post by chazraps on Feb 9, 2013 2:07:36 GMT -5
Those are probably the four worst of their kind. Other think I could imagine for a possible fifth slot would be the 2005 film 'Havoc,' but the subject matter gets pretty dark a midst the horribleness. Literally all I know about that movie "Havoc" is that Anne Hathaway shows her boobs in it. And that saves it from being a bad movie, IMO. Not even those could salvage this mess: (language warning) (language warning) (language warning) |
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Post by triplethreatmark on Feb 9, 2013 2:17:51 GMT -5
So I'm still watching this movie and: {Spoiler}Whole team you coach gets shot. Best you can do is say "Damn, Damn!" like Florida from Good Times |
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Post by Deleted on Feb 9, 2013 2:42:28 GMT -5
Dude when I was in 8th grade, I wanted nothing more than to see this movie somehow. I legit thought Master P was this visionary.
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Post by triplethreatmark on Feb 9, 2013 2:58:31 GMT -5
I love how Master P's already horrible Tony Montana impression comes and goes as he pleases.
If there's one positive I can take from this is that for someone who was born and raised in LA, I love how deliciously late-90s LA the backdrop for the movie is.
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Post by SsnakeBite, the No1 Frenchman on Feb 9, 2013 12:46:47 GMT -5
Aren't there websites where you can stream stuff like this with a chat option on the side? I would love to have a FAN bad movie marathon with this movie included. I remember finding a channel that has tons of movies that are either very cheap or public domain, which is probably why they managed to get movie makers who were desperate enough to allow their films to be fully published on YouTube (though to be fair, for some makers, it probably genuinely is a good way to gain publicity), I'll have to look it up. I remember seeing a hilariously bad film called Zombie Platoon there. It had Birdermic-level effects, acting and camera work, but took itself even more seriously. |
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Post by chazraps on Feb 9, 2013 16:13:33 GMT -5
So I'm still watching this movie and: {Spoiler}Whole team you coach gets shot. Best you can do is say "Damn, Damn!" like Florida from Good Times That's one of my favorite scenes, I love how {Spoiler}He's the first to see the gunman but then runs and hides like a scared little girl and doesn't come out from behind the locker to confront the shooter until literally every single one of them has been shot. Great coach. |
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Post by Kash Flagg on Feb 9, 2013 17:30:30 GMT -5
Oh if you like bad movies, I have more than my fair share of them. A lot of obscure unknown stuff as well. I'm digging the idea for bad movie night.
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Post by triplethreatmark on Feb 9, 2013 17:44:24 GMT -5
So I'm still watching this movie and: {Spoiler}Whole team you coach gets shot. Best you can do is say "Damn, Damn!" like Florida from Good Times That's one of my favorite scenes, I love how {Spoiler}He's the first to see the gunman but then runs and hides like a scared little girl and doesn't come out from behind the locker to confront the shooter until literally every single one of them has been shot. Great coach. Also: {Spoiler}What the hell is up with his gang's hide-out? It's in the back of some nondescript liquor store in like Gardena. |
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Post by agent817 on Feb 9, 2013 19:31:55 GMT -5
Honestly, I thought that you were talking about "Hot Boyz," but Master P was only in one scene in that movie. The lead actor was actually his brother Silkk The Shocker.
By the way, that movie was all kinds of awful.
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Post by chazraps on Feb 9, 2013 20:26:10 GMT -5
Honestly, I thought that you were talking about "Hot Boyz," but Master P was only in one scene in that movie. The lead actor was actually his brother Silkk The Shocker. By the way, that movie was all kinds of awful. Oddly enough, I found 'Da Last Don' last night while trying to find someone link to Hot Boyz. I'll agree that Hot Boyz is just as bad/awful/absurd as Da Last Don (P actually wrote and directed it by himself as a way to showcase his brother's acting talents and make him a star) but because that one's 90 minutes, the badness is a little more spaced out. Da Last Don is just 45 minutes of one progressively more awful scene after another. It's sheer relentlessly snowballing toward being horrible knows no bounds. For those who haven't seen it, it co-stars Silkk the Shocker and Gary Busey. |
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