Original/Funny things your parent(s) said.

[King Ghidorah]

Some funny stuff your folks have said.

"We don't need any Crisco, just dump Kings fro in the frying pan" - pops

I had a really really big Afro.....twas greasy some days

[The Summer of Muskrat XVII]

"Son, before you attack her, wrap you're wacker"

"Don't get probation, probation sucks!"

And "It's your wedding day, it doesn't matter if you're happy what matters is she's happy"

Those are the 3 pieces of life advice my father has given me so far

[Heartbreaker]

Feb 9, 2013 6:18:49 GMT -5 The Summer of Muskrat XVII said:

"Son, before you attack her, wrap you're wacker"

LMFAO.

Umm... I can't remember, although my mum says some pretty funny/scarring stuff when she's around my aunts or godmother.

[Pervy Stone Cold]

My dad told me how, as a kid, he argued with an English literature teacher on the subject of Shakespeare's popularity. The teacher told him that most people in the world read and enjoyed Shakespeare, and my smart-ass dad asked how many people is that really.

When the teacher said millions upon millions my dad said "Well, if the world has billions of people, then that is a whole bunch of people who don't like Shakespeare."

[SsnakeBite, the No1 Frenchman]

My mother thinks prostitutes should be reimbursed by social security as she believes people who are desperate enough to hire them must have some serious self-confidence issues.

I say they must just be lazy but whatever.

[Nikki Heyman]

My dad has a few:

"When I was little we only had eight crayons" (when Mom and I talk colors)

"I will hit you so hard your head will ring like a ten-penny finishing nail hit with a greasy ball-peen hammer"

"Raining harder than a cow peeing on a flat rock"

"Teeth blood hair and eyes all over the road"

My mom and I both like the high end cars, but she caught me off-guard when we were looking at a newer Corvette and she said "That thing's got a big ass, doesn't it?"

[suave]

Driving home late at night on Black Friday. My Dad goes "Everybody be quiet. Lets look at the crazy people."

[Deleted]

I remember being at a McDonald's with my dad when I was 9 years old. Some lady was looking at me crazy so I mentioned it to my dad. He said if someone's ever looking at me funny in public, I should bark at them. It was so out of character for him to suggest that, but it's a great way to get people to mind their own business.

[Sephiroth]

"Son, you're mouth runneth over"