King Ghidorah
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Post by King Ghidorah on Feb 9, 2013 19:10:35 GMT -5
The humans have no weapons, and the fight takes place on a football field. The age of the helpless people are 18-50 and the African Lion is full grown.
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Post by Deleted on Feb 9, 2013 19:11:54 GMT -5
Use a couple as scapegoats, and have the rest beat the shit out of it behind its back
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Post by Brother Nero....Wolfe on Feb 9, 2013 19:12:06 GMT -5
30 people. The African Lion would eat about 5-10 of them and then get so tired he couldn't escape from the other 20.
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Post by Zombie Mod on Feb 9, 2013 19:12:51 GMT -5
score draw, lion would only kill one or two humans while the rest run around like headless chickens.
lions dont kill everything they see, only what they can catch and eat, once they eat they dont need to kill anything else for a short while.
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Post by Deleted on Feb 9, 2013 19:21:42 GMT -5
Is Meng one of the humans? If he is, their chance of survival goes up.
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Yami Daimao
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Post by Yami Daimao on Feb 9, 2013 19:25:56 GMT -5
score draw, lion would only kill one or two humans while the rest run around like headless chickens. lions dont kill everything they see, only what they can catch and eat, once they eat they dont need to kill anything else for a short while. Logic? Not in this thread!
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Post by Glitch on Feb 9, 2013 19:42:11 GMT -5
Lions are strong but human punches and kicks will probably still hurt it. If the humans circle around it, they would would easily win since lions are mostly made to take one single prey in front of them. It can't really swing it's claws outward like an elbow or back hand. If it pounces more than one human in an attack, it would still have to focus on one of them. The others pinned down could bite,punch, or head-butt it's chest or belly. And let's not forgot that one or two people could gouge out it's eyes. I would imagine like five of them could grab on to it's tail or other limbs while others attack.
I actually feel sorry for the lion now.
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Post by Eunös ✈ on Feb 9, 2013 19:49:43 GMT -5
Humans easily. There maybe a Fatality or 2 on their side but I think even for a powerful Lion it will soon prove too much If you stuck 30 Divers to fight one Great White Shark.. That could be interesting
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Post by Deleted on Feb 9, 2013 19:54:46 GMT -5
This question is so unfair to the Lion.
How about 30 humans Vs 1 Chuck Norris?
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Post by Deleted on Feb 9, 2013 22:44:53 GMT -5
This question is so unfair to the Lion. How about 30 humans Vs 1 Chuck Norris? You complained about how this question is unfair to the lion and follow by one that's unfair for the 30 humans beings.
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The Sam
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Post by The Sam on Feb 9, 2013 22:56:55 GMT -5
In a surprise Russo like twist, a robot shows up and defeats everyone. Robots wins.
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Post by Piccolo on Feb 10, 2013 10:39:50 GMT -5
It depends - are the humans soft, developed-country, Starbucks-drinking humans? If so, the lion easily. If the humans are our proud nomadic ancestors who are actually used to facing scary animals on a regular basis, the lion probably wouldn't have a chance. But having owned cats, and imagining their reflexes and tenacity on a scale the size of a lion, I'm not gonna say it'd be definite. One of our advantages as a species is that we're smart enough and dexterous enough with our hands to shape and use weapons. That's our version of claws and jaws, so we're working at a definite evolutionary handicap compared to the lion if we can't keep our spears and such.
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Post by Deleted on Feb 10, 2013 10:45:24 GMT -5
IF the lion was killing for sport and not food......Yeah - depends on the humans.
I could see it going either way.
Lion Wins: The humans spaz out and can't figure out how to work together - throwing each other in the Lion's path just to survive a few more minutes.
Humans Win: They all attack at once, with a few each holding down limbs and the head snuffing the snout while the rest just sit on it's ribcage - they could ideally suffocate the lion to death within a few minutes.
But to be brutally honest - the average American human - I'd bet their brain would break under the stress of the situation and they'd get torn to shreds.
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Post by Some Guy on Feb 10, 2013 13:10:21 GMT -5
This question is so unfair to the Lion. How about 30 humans Vs 1 Chuck Norris? Man, I thought Chuck Norris jokes were dead. I was much more peaceful at that time. And for this question, 1 African Lion vs 1 Mark Henry has an obvious result towards humans. Thus, with that in mind, humans.
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Magnus the Magnificent
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Post by Magnus the Magnificent on Feb 10, 2013 13:17:25 GMT -5
Lion wins. One swipe could, and most likely would, kill the first person to get near, and if the humans aren't born with steel nerves and have great strategy, they'd all panic, making them easy pickings for the lion.
That is, if the lion doesn't lose interest after the first two or three kills and goes to lie down and have a nap.
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Post by Celgress on Feb 10, 2013 13:23:46 GMT -5
30 Humans, expect for protected (and backwater, unimportant) areas we have pretty much killed off all other large land based predators.
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Post by bogey316 on Feb 10, 2013 14:53:25 GMT -5
Sounds like a good reality show to me.
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The_Don_Mecha
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Post by The_Don_Mecha on Feb 10, 2013 15:36:39 GMT -5
I would pay to watch a twisted version of Deadliest Warrior, but with a muthaf***ing LION. In fact, just deadly predators in general. This also needs to be a video game. NOW.
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Post by darbus alan on Feb 10, 2013 15:37:48 GMT -5
One of the humans kicks the lion in the nuts, rest stomp it to death nWo style.
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The_Don_Mecha
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Post by The_Don_Mecha on Feb 10, 2013 15:42:53 GMT -5
One of the humans kicks the lion in the nuts, rest stomp it to death nWo style. Don't know why, but I just pictured Hulk Hogan whipping the lion with the weight lifting strap. Awesome, hilarious visual.
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