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Post by Bone Daddy on Feb 10, 2013 16:28:54 GMT -5
They call the female sex organ her "sex"
That just sounds so dumb to me.
Discuss.
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Post by ICBM on Feb 10, 2013 16:36:38 GMT -5
Not the first place I have read it written this way. It is a less salacious manner than some other descriptive nouns that would have been maybe silly or too ambiguous. My problem with fifty shades of grey is that it fairly well ripped off A.N. Roclaire's The Claiming of Sleeping Beauty(I know who wrote it dudes, but that's the name on the cover). Take the fairly tale out of the story and that is what you have
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Post by Kevin Hamilton on Feb 10, 2013 16:41:17 GMT -5
A lot of works have used that terminology though. Nothing new there.
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Post by Big DSR Energy on Feb 10, 2013 17:00:25 GMT -5
Oh yeah, puttin' my dong all up in her sex!
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Post by Deleted on Feb 10, 2013 17:04:00 GMT -5
George Bernard Shaw used that, though he had a wacky, almost completely virginal sex life.
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Post by KAMALARAMBO: BOOMSHAKALAKA!!! on Feb 10, 2013 17:57:07 GMT -5
George Bernard Shaw used that, though he had a wacky, almost completely virginal sex life. {Spoiler}  Looks pretty pimp to me. |
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Post by Deleted on Feb 10, 2013 18:53:32 GMT -5
Oh yeah, puttin' my dong all up in her sex! Woman: You got your dong all up in my sex! Man: You got your sex all up on my dong! Two great things that go great together. Aw yeah! *porn music* |
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Post by "Gizzark" Mike Wronglevenay on Feb 10, 2013 19:36:16 GMT -5
I much prefer referring to it as her 'quivering mound of love pudding.'
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Post by Hit Girl on Feb 10, 2013 20:03:40 GMT -5
There are plenty of issues with Fifty Shades of Grey
It's basically Twilight with no vampires, no werewolves, lots of boring repetitive sex scenes, and an incredible amount of emails.
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Post by Ryback on a Pole! on Feb 10, 2013 20:14:04 GMT -5
My biggest issue with 50 Shades of Grey is that my mum owns a copy and I found said copy in the bathroom *shudders*
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Post by wrestleauthor on Feb 10, 2013 20:44:10 GMT -5
There are plenty of issues with Fifty Shades of Grey It's basically Twilight with no vampires, no werewolves, lots of boring repetitive sex scenes, and an incredible amount of emails. That's pretty much it in a nutshell, yet people are stupid enough to buy it.   |
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Post by Deleted on Feb 10, 2013 20:50:04 GMT -5
Your biggest issue with 50 Shades Of Grey should be that it's a really terrible book.
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Post by CATCH_US IS the Conversation on Feb 10, 2013 20:51:34 GMT -5
They call the female sex organ her "sex" That just sounds so dumb to me. Discuss. I've read fanfics and have seen both the male and female organ referred to as their "sex". |
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Post by H-Virus on Feb 10, 2013 21:32:58 GMT -5
There are plenty of issues with Fifty Shades of Grey It's basically Twilight with no vampires, no werewolves, lots of boring repetitive sex scenes, and an incredible amount of emails. Thing is: It originally WAS Twilight. It was a popular Twilight fanfic about Edward and Bella, then the author decided to pull it from the internet, changed the names of the characters, and got it published as original work. |
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Post by xCompackx on Feb 10, 2013 22:20:02 GMT -5
"Vagina" is kind of an unattractive word when used romantically though.
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Post by The OP on Feb 10, 2013 22:31:09 GMT -5
This thread alone makes the book's existence worth it, not that I'll ever actually buy it or sit and read the whole thing.
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Post by "Gentleman" AJ Powell on Feb 11, 2013 3:15:27 GMT -5
Could be worse. They could call it her "flower" or some other twee name.
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Post by Deleted on Feb 11, 2013 4:07:45 GMT -5
The most annoying thing for me in the book was the constant references to her "inner goddess". That was super-repetitive.
Otherwise, even though I should feel worse about admitting this than I do, I actually enjoyed the book a fair bit. Just a trashy little book to read when you're bored.
Not entirely sure how the ladies get off in that book though.
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Post by Hit Girl on Feb 11, 2013 11:19:36 GMT -5
The most troubling thing about the inner goddess is that she cheers enthusiastically for every violent and psychopathic thing that Christian Grey does. By the end of the novel, you realise that Ana Steele's inner goddess is probably some sort of alternate personality disorder. One that encourages masochism.
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Post by "Magic" Mark Hurr on Feb 11, 2013 11:38:32 GMT -5
The most troubling thing about the inner goddess is that she cheers enthusiastically for every violent and psychopathic thing that Christian Grey does. By the end of the novel, you realise that Ana Steele's inner goddess is probably some sort of alternate personality disorder. One that encourages masochism. Geez. That sounds awfully familiar. It's like tell me something I don't know. And I'm partial to naming the winking pink the honey hole. |
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