Woman Arrested After Genital Kicking Spree

[King Ghidorah]

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When the Manatee County Sheriff’s office got the call that a woman was standing on a street in broad daylight kicking strangers in the genitals, reports the Miami Herald, they sent an undoubtedly unlucky deputy to investigate.

When the deputy found a woman who matched the description of wearing red pants and braids, he called for her to come towards him. Instead the woman, now identified as Katina Jane Collins, ran for it. As the deputy gave chase, Collins allegedly stopped in her tracks and punched the officer in the face, knocking his sunglasses off. The deputy was able to get Collins on the ground and in handcuffs, despite her alleged attempts to scratch the deputy while he handcuffed her, the report said.


What led Collins to be standing in the “street kicking people in genitals and running around kicking a man,” according to an arrest affidavit from the Manatee County Sheriff’s Office, is unclear. Collins, a 38- year old resident of Sarasota, Florida, was fresh off of another charge for battery of a police officer. It’s unclear if the incidents are related.

According to the Florida Sun-Sentinel, Collins has been charged with battery of an officer and is being held at the Manatee County jail on a $1,500 bond. There is no word on the number of individuals who fell victim to genital kicking spree before police intervened.

[Deleted]

Demented has a sister?

[BRV]

THAT'S HER PURSE!

SHE DOESN'T KNOW YOU!

[Jiren]

Now that's what I call.........A Ballbreaker

[Toxik916]

I knew this would be a story out of Florida.

[Munkie91087]

Literally the greatest headline in the history of news.

[Deleted]

Demented in drag?

[Deleted]

That wasn't morbid, it was hilarious.

Ghidorah, you're losing your touch...

[Munkie91087]

Feb 11, 2013 21:06:44 GMT -5 @wordlifeecw said:

That wasn't morbid, it was hilarious.

Ghidorah, you're losing your touch...

DO NOT POKE THE BEAR!!!!

[crowwreak was WRONG]

Anyone send this to Nash Bozard yet?

[Mozenrath]

Florida's gonna Florida.

[fuzzywarble, squat cobbler]

how tragic. dammit ghidorah.

[ICBM]

Feb 11, 2013 21:13:40 GMT -5 Munkie91087 said:

Feb 11, 2013 21:06:44 GMT -5 @wordlifeecw said:

That wasn't morbid, it was hilarious.

Ghidorah, you're losing your touch...

DO NOT POKE THE BEAR!!!!

One of my favorite sayings .

[Deleted]

Stomp him in the nuts.

[Johnny B. Decent]

Greatest news report ever?

[Rican]

Before I came into this thread, I saw there were 14 replies and said "one of the first 5 better be a King of the Hill reference."

Reply #2.

Good job, team.

[Starshine]

She's a real ball buster.

[Demented]

Feb 11, 2013 21:06:32 GMT -5 @supersweetbotch said:

Demented in drag?

I've been had!

*runs away... wearing a sexy french maid outfit*

[Mochi Lone Wolf]

Give her the chair. She's a threat to all men in society.

[Yami Daimao]

Feb 11, 2013 23:18:06 GMT -5 Demented said:

Feb 11, 2013 21:06:32 GMT -5 @supersweetbotch said:

Demented in drag?

I've been had!

*runs away... wearing a sexy french maid outfit*

I...can't believe you kept that.

I'm flattered.