Liam Neeson "Taken" Card Message

["Sweet & Sour" ImSoFudginGreat]

Thats probably a terribly worded title...

Anyways, I always send my girlfriend inappropriate messages inside her cards (birthdays, Christmas etc), and we both love the Taken film so I had the idea of incorporating the famous Taken speech into my Valentines Day Card, but I can't think of how. So, I turn to you my very talented FAN's to help me out ;D

Can anyone think of anything??

Here is the quote for people don't know:

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{Spoiler}I don't know who you are. I don't know what you want. If you are looking for ransom, I can tell you I don't have money. But what I do have are a very particular set of skills; skills I have acquired over a very long career. Skills that make me a nightmare for people like you. If you let my daughter go now, that'll be the end of it. I will not look for you, I will not pursue you. But if you don't, I will look for you, I will find you, and I will kill you.

Thanks for any help you guys give.

[Square]

I know who you are. I know what you want. If you are looking for ransom, I can tell you I don't have money. But what I do have are a very particular set of skills; skills I have acquired over a very long career. Skills that make me a dream for people like you. If you let my love go now, that'll be the end of it. I will not look for you, I will not pursue you. But if you don't, I will look for you, I will find you, and I will love you.

You're welcome!

[Push R Truth]

My attempt:

I don't know who you are. I don't know what you want. If you are looking for a sugar daddy, I can tell you I don't have money. But what I do have are a very particular set of skills; skills I have acquired over a very long career. Skills that make me a nightmare for people like you. If you let my penis go now, that'll be the end of it. I will not look for you, I will not pursue you. But if you don't, I will look for you, I will find you, and I will f$^@ you.

["Sweet & Sour" ImSoFudginGreat]

Both of those are AWESOME!!

Now which one to use...

[Psy]

Not what you want, but I made a character in City of Heroes (Plant Control/Nature Affinity Controller) named "Loam Neeson", where all his costumes were taken from different roles Liam Neeson had played. I had Aslan (big lion head), Qui-Gon Jin, dude from Taken, and of course Ra's Al-Ghul.