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Post by Deleted on Feb 14, 2013 12:54:11 GMT -5
For example:
Kurt Russel as manager of a fast food restaurant that is haunted by the ghosts of all the animals used to make the food.
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Post by Stone Coke Miami Watson 🥃 on Feb 14, 2013 12:59:54 GMT -5
Jean Claude Van Damme and Chuck Norris mistake Justin Beiber, Hornswoggle, and Lady Gaga for Middle Eastern terrorists and all hell breaks loose.
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Post by Deleted on Feb 14, 2013 13:20:08 GMT -5
Warrick Davis is Martin Luther King...
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Push R Truth
Patti Mayonnaise
Unique and Special Snowflake, and a pants-less heathen.
Perpetually Constipated
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Post by Push R Truth on Feb 14, 2013 13:23:50 GMT -5
Han, Chewie and Lando suffer an errant Hyperspace Jump and end up landing the Falcon in Cancun during Spring Break.
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Rubix Cube Johnny
Team Rocket
hopelessly trying to open a can of soup with a golf club
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Post by Rubix Cube Johnny on Feb 14, 2013 13:28:24 GMT -5
One hundred and twenty minutes of X-Factor contestants being crucified
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Talent Name
Ozymandius
Got fined anyway. Possibly a Moose
James Franco is the white Donald Glover
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Post by Talent Name on Feb 14, 2013 15:02:35 GMT -5
Three Words Hungry Hungry Hippos
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Push R Truth
Patti Mayonnaise
Unique and Special Snowflake, and a pants-less heathen.
Perpetually Constipated
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Post by Push R Truth on Feb 14, 2013 15:09:22 GMT -5
Three Words Hungry Hungry Hippos And the hippos are zombie hippos
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Post by Bone Daddy on Feb 14, 2013 15:36:15 GMT -5
Not my joke, but 9021 OLD would be a huge hit.
The gang all returns to the peach pit one last time...
for an orgy?
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Razor Gives It A 4/10
Unicron
Look At Me and My CRAZY Custom Title!
I'm back...and I'm pretty much the same as before.
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Post by Razor Gives It A 4/10 on Feb 14, 2013 16:38:11 GMT -5
Um... Okay, how about this: Adam Sandler is like in love with some girl. But it turns out that the girl is actually a golden retriever or something. Um... How about this: Adam Sandler inherits like, a billion dollars, but first he has to become a boxer or something. Movie idea #2,305: Adam Sandler is trapped on a deserted island and falls in love with a coconut.
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nWoElite
Don Corleone
Putting The Band Back Together...
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Post by nWoElite on Feb 14, 2013 16:41:22 GMT -5
J-lo's Dressing room.
I call the movie DAT ASS.
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Banjo Is Broken
Wade Wilson
Mustached Banjo Bear
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Post by Banjo Is Broken on Feb 14, 2013 16:59:31 GMT -5
A biography of me. The part of me will be played hot Slovakian actress from Hostel, Barbara Nedeljakova and much of the movie will focus on me discovering myself sexually.
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khyledeen
Team Rocket
nostalgia makes me feel nostalgic
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Post by khyledeen on Feb 14, 2013 17:04:00 GMT -5
JLo's right leg breaks free due to the publicity it got after the Grammys, falls for Angelina Jolie's right leg, goes on a long search to find it, only to find that Jolie's right leg has fallen in love with a paraplegic's prosthetic leg!
Heartbreak!
I call it: Leg-end
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Post by Deleted on Feb 14, 2013 17:21:16 GMT -5
A biography of me. The part of me will be played hot Slovakian actress from Hostel, Barbara Nedeljakova and much of the movie will focus on me discovering myself sexually. Nice slightly obscure hot chick reference.
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Sephiroth
Wade Wilson
Surviving
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Post by Sephiroth on Feb 14, 2013 18:09:10 GMT -5
Vampires and zombies.
That is all.
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Post by Deleted on Feb 14, 2013 18:19:56 GMT -5
Kiss saves Santa!
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Glitch
Grimlock
Not Going To Die; Childs, we're goin' out to give Blair the test. If he tries to make it back here and we're not with him... burn him.
Watching you.
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Post by Glitch on Feb 14, 2013 20:05:45 GMT -5
To shamelessly cash in on current events: Teen Pope!
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Nikki Heyman
Fry's dog Seymour
EXTREEEEEME Pony Manager
✬ Believe In The Fight ✬
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Post by Nikki Heyman on Feb 14, 2013 20:16:38 GMT -5
Jason Statham and Owen Wilson in a Buddy Cop movie.
I'd call it "Noon Rush"
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Post by The Last Hero on Feb 14, 2013 20:19:02 GMT -5
Kate Upton. No clothes.
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Mozenrath
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Foppery and Whim
Speedy Speed Boy
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Post by Mozenrath on Feb 14, 2013 20:23:36 GMT -5
Hilary Swank as an angel who becomes human again, just so that she can die in this movie, too.
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Post by Deleted on Feb 14, 2013 20:28:07 GMT -5
Nick Cage is tired of getting phony offers for films. After he leaves another audition, he gets into a car accident. The remaining amount of the film is Nick Cage's coma dream where he argues with Cage Nick (evil twin...OR IS HE?) for 80 minutes.
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