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Post by Big Kahuna Burger on Feb 20, 2013 23:08:15 GMT -5
I'd be honored! You gave us this classic thread, so consider it a token of my gratitude. ;D
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Post by The Shareholder is nude on Feb 20, 2013 23:15:40 GMT -5
I'd be honored! You gave us this classic thread, so consider it a token of my gratitude. ;D ah thank you so much!!!!!
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Hawk Hart
Bill S. Preston, Esq.
Sold his organs.
The Best There Is, the Best There Was, and the Best That There Ever Will Be
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Post by Hawk Hart on Feb 20, 2013 23:23:26 GMT -5
Question, how many shares do I have to hold to get a snazzy colored name?
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Post by cool guy on Feb 20, 2013 23:27:16 GMT -5
Oh god no he absorbed all the mockery into himself and became even worse.
It's like Cell reaching his perfect form.
We're all doomed.
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Post by EoE: Well There's Your Problem on Feb 20, 2013 23:32:31 GMT -5
I bet he's the same shareholder who complained about Daniel Bryan choking out Justin Roberts with his own tie and got him fired.
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klapaucius
Don Corleone
Johnny Two Times
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Post by klapaucius on Feb 20, 2013 23:38:42 GMT -5
best. thread. ever.
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Post by flatsdomino on Feb 20, 2013 23:38:48 GMT -5
The Shareholders are the NWO of these boards.
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Yami Daimao
Patti Mayonnaise
Really, really wants to zigazig ah!
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Post by Yami Daimao on Feb 21, 2013 0:32:55 GMT -5
Oh god no he absorbed all the mockery into himself and became even worse. It's like Cell reaching his perfect form. We're all doomed. If he's even half as awesome as Perfect Cell was, then I'm okay with this.
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Post by Hit Girl on Feb 21, 2013 0:39:52 GMT -5
I'd support this bold shareholder move if you also force WWE to bring back the Winged Eagle, ice cream bars, and Todd Pettingill
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Chainsaw
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A very BAD man.
It is what it is
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Post by Chainsaw on Feb 21, 2013 0:46:09 GMT -5
I KNOW THE TRUTH The Shareholders are the same men who run the Titor Corporation. The same ones who were the money men behind Bischoff's failed reclaiming of WCW in 2000. That failure led them to slowly consolidate their power, to unite all of professional wrestling under one banner. They are the same men who fund Panda Energy along with the Carters. They fund the richest 1% of millionaire wrestlers in the industry today. From The Million Dollar Man to The Millenium Millionaire Scott Scarsdale. All in a mad plan to eat away at the business from the inside and use it as their own personal chessboard. But even they must answer to a Higher Power. And ladies and gentlemen, I reveal to you the shadowy figure who has been pulling the puppets' strings. The one who is in the Shadows, The One Eyed King in the Land Of The Blind, waiting to strike and lay waste to our industry. Ladies and gentlemen, the Puppet Master of The Shareholders is {Spoiler}
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Post by wildojinx on Feb 21, 2013 0:51:07 GMT -5
Dear shareholders, i am very attached to hornswoggle, khali, diva matches, and cena as a face. Just thought i'd put that out there.
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mizerable
Fry's dog Seymour
You're the lowest on the totem pole here, Alva. The lowest.
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Post by mizerable on Feb 21, 2013 0:52:22 GMT -5
Question, how many shares do I have to hold to get a snazzy colored name?
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Johnny B. Decent
Patti Mayonnaise
Had one once
Everybody's Favorite Arizonian.
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Post by Johnny B. Decent on Feb 21, 2013 0:59:33 GMT -5
I KNOW THE TRUTH The Shareholders are the same men who run the Titor Corporation. The same ones who were the money men behind Bischoff's failed reclaiming of WCW in 2000. That failure led them to slowly consolidate their power, to unite all of professional wrestling under one banner. They are the same men who fund Panda Energy along with the Carters. They fund the richest 1% of millionaire wrestlers in the industry today. From The Million Dollar Man to The Millenium Millionaire Scott Scarsdale. All in a mad plan to eat away at the business from the inside and use it as their own personal chessboard. But even they must answer to a Higher Power. And ladies and gentlemen, I reveal to you the shadowy figure who has been pulling the puppets' strings. The one who is in the Shadows, The One Eyed King in the Land Of The Blind, waiting to strike and lay waste to our industry. Ladies and gentlemen, the Puppet Master of The Shareholders is {Spoiler} Seems legit.
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Chainsaw
T
A very BAD man.
It is what it is
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Post by Chainsaw on Feb 21, 2013 1:09:25 GMT -5
Remember folks. There are other shareholders. He said he wasn't alone. There could be dozens, nay, hundreds of them quietly roaming around in the shadows. Reading our most perverse thoughts. Observing our every move. This guy's just the tip of the iceberg. I bet this thing goes all the way up to the President. Or possibly Doytch. *Pops for Doytch reference* This. All of this.
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mizerable
Fry's dog Seymour
You're the lowest on the totem pole here, Alva. The lowest.
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Post by mizerable on Feb 21, 2013 1:13:39 GMT -5
I really want this "shareholders" thing to take off. Like, going to Raw and holding up signs signifying as much, or even going a step further and wearing a suit and such. Every outcome on the show is lightly approved of by said shareholder, thus giving the allusion that indeed he/they is in charge.
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Post by Loser troll. Please ban me on Feb 21, 2013 1:15:25 GMT -5
You all will be assimilated....Resistance is futile
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mizerable
Fry's dog Seymour
You're the lowest on the totem pole here, Alva. The lowest.
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Post by mizerable on Feb 21, 2013 1:17:21 GMT -5
You all will be assimilated....Resistance is futile Pfft...just a figurehead. We all know who the real higher power is.
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Post by Dave the Dave on Feb 21, 2013 1:17:51 GMT -5
The Shareholders are the NWO of these boards. Which means there needs to be more members. I'm going to take down Big E Langston.
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Bang Bang Bart
Ozymandius
The King of North America
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Post by Bang Bang Bart on Feb 21, 2013 1:21:24 GMT -5
The Shareholders are the NWO of these boards. Which means there needs to be more members. I'm going to take down Big E Langston. I have been asked to put a stop to The Shield. I am putting a stop to their offensive dispensing of justice cold in its tracks.
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Rican
Bill S. Preston, Esq.
July 17, 2011 - HHHe called it
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Post by Rican on Feb 21, 2013 1:31:13 GMT -5
If the name of the RAW thread next week isn't "Don't get too attached to the RAW thread," we're all doing it wrong.
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