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Post by MrBRulzOK on Feb 25, 2013 18:00:56 GMT -5
Welcome everyone to TNA Against All Odds! Mike Tenay here alongside Simon Diamond! Tonight is all about titles and contention. We have six title matches lined up for you to enjoy. But that's not all. As a special treat from Bischoff and Flair, we will also be having a World Champion Number One Contender's Gauntlet! And I have word that we have a few surprises lined up for that match.
But what's better than that? SIMON DIAMOND IS FINALLY ON PAY PER VIEW!
You were on Final Resolution... and I believe the show before that.
But i was sharing space with that oxygen gulper, Saddleass. Not the same, Mike.
Whatever you say... well our opening contest should be a good one. We'll see Matt Morgan and Devon challenge Kid Kash and Sam Shaw for their newly won belts. Last week on Impact Matt Morgan walked away with a close victory over Kid Kash, sending a clear message to the champions. Tonight Shaw and Kash have to prove that their title win wasn't a fluke. And from what I've seen I believe they can do just that.
If you say so, Mike. Personally I'm thinking EY's Squadron will take it. Those two are some mean men, and they won't hesitate to do whatever it takes to get the job done here tonight.
Well we have words from both teams, so let's head... TO THE...
BACK!!!
...I despise you.
Wait a minute... is that who I think it is? What the heck is he doing up there?!
He probably just wanted a good vantage point for his boys title match coming up next! Better than sitting in the back with a bunch of sweaty dudes watching the monitors, that's for sure.
Nonetheless... let's try that again. TOTHEBACK! -----------------
We see a table set up, with a peanut butter and jelly sandwich, a glass of milk, a hot dog, and huge slice of apple pie. A hand reaches down and picks up the sandwich and the glass of milk. The camera pans up to reveal Joey Ryan.
Just like everything on this table, Joey Ryan is a true American. And just like America, Joey Ryan will always be here. For you.
Ryan winks as we fade out. -------------------------
Ummmmm... that was odd....
Yep, definitely so.
...Third times the charm?
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Post by MrBRulzOK on Feb 25, 2013 18:02:50 GMT -5
We cut backstage to Kid Kash and Sam Shaw.
When I broke into the wrestling business, I had big dreams just like everyone else. I wanted to make it to the main stage, I wanted to be THE guy. So when I signed a contract back in 1999 to a little promotion in Philadelphia, my goal was to become the World Heavyweight Champion. Came real close too but for one reason or another, it just never happened. That was fine though. I had some success there and when the company closed its doors, I was content. I figured it was just a matter of time until I ended up somewhere else.
It took me a little longer than I had hoped but sure enough, I ended up in TNA. It was a new environment and I was allowed to breathe easily, not being suffocated by people on top because I knew I'd get there one day myself. So when I became TNA X Division Champion, I was happy. When I became NWA World Tag Team Champion, I was happy. The only problem was... I took advantage of the freedom. I was content and I took that to mean that I could do whatever I wanted. As such, my ass got fired. BAM! Out the door.
The first year or two after that wasn't awful but even then, I knew I was on borrowed time and when the supposed biggest game in town don't ever want you, that's when things have to change. So I told myself, I was sick and tired of being content. That I wasn't going to stop until I was back on TV with gold around my waist. I had to scratch, I had to claw but finally, TNA welcome me back in. A little later down the road, I met Sam Shaw for the first time. We had taken different paths but ultimately had ended up at the same destination. He was sick of being content too and so he took it upon himself to find someone he thought could take him to that next level and for whatever reason, he thought that was me. Turns out he was right. Didn't take us too long to become TNA World Tag Team Champions. I had fulfilled my promise to myself. Everything's fine now right?
It was until last Impact. I looked at that card, saw my name against Matt Morgan but for the life of me, I couldn't think of anything to say about the guy. I went into that match, completely in the wrong mind set and the man beat me fair and square. Why? Because I was content again. I'm now TNA Tag Team Champion. Everything's fine and dandy. SO what if I lose the odd match here or there? Well I tell you what. I didn't bust my ass for years to get back here just so I could go and mess it up again by making the same mistakes again. Matt, I'm not going to make the same mistake twice and you can tell that to your buddy Devon too. When Shaw and I became the TNA World Tag Team Champions, we said we wanted to prove we are the best, to make these pieces of gold mean something again. We can't do that if we allow everyone else to step over us so it ends tonight or we die trying. Either way, you two are in for the fight of your lives. I hope you know what you're getting yourself in for. ---------------
We head backstage to Devon and Matt Morgan. Morgan is holding a piece of paper. He is reading from it.
I am busy talking to Eric Young. Under no circumstances should I be called or interrupted in any way. If you have any questions for your match, you should try to figure it out amongst yourselves. I'll be there for your match. Sting.
Well... looks like we're planning out this one on our own, Morgan.
...We should call Sting.
And risk pissing him off? I don't think so.
Then lets call Rosita. She could help.
The paper said for us to figure it out for ourselves. I'm pretty sure this is one of his tests, and by calling Rosita, we would fail.
So lets try to figure this out on our own. Kid Kash. Sam Shaw. How are we better than them?
We're stronger. That's means we're tougher. We're also meaner. More aggressive. I don't know, just the generic advantages big guys have over small guys.
Okay, that's a good start. Where are they better?
Speed. Agility. Same advantages that little guys always have over big ones.
Hmm. So in a way, this is a very traditional battle. I believe that favors us.
You sure? What about David vs Goliath?
Exactly what I was about to get at. Look at that story. Look at how big of a deal it was for the plucky underdog to find a way to defeat the big bad. It was a big deal because of how rare and unlikely it was. In the real world, Goliath is the winner. Goliath is always the winner. Speed dazzles, but strength kills. We may be the challengers here, but we have the advantage.
I like it. I like it a lot. Tonight lets go out there and make EY proud. Tonight we earn gold for our squad!
Matt and Devon highfive, before exiting.
(First match in five minutes)
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Post by MrBRulzOK on Feb 25, 2013 18:07:15 GMT -5
JB: The following tag team contest is scheduled for one fall... and it is for the TNA World Tag Team Championships!
JB: Introducing the challengers, accompanied to the ring by Sting, respectively from Fairfield, Connecticutt, and New York City, New York, Matt Morgan and Devon!
Morgan and Devon stamp down to the ring, looking to be alone for the moment. But halfway down the ramp Sting is seen emerging from behind them, looking a tad winded as he follows
The goons are out in full force tonight, with a clear mission in mind. They want to bring those tag titles back to EY. And with Sting guiding them I see that being a firm possibility.
Morgan and Devon are always dangerous, even without Sting factored into things. They'll do whatever it takes to win, and sometimes that'd what you have to do.
JB: Introducing their opponents, respectively from Johnson City, Tennesee and Jacksonville Beach, Florida, they are the TNA World Tag Team Champions, Kid Kash and Sam Shaw!
Sam Shaw makes his way down the ring, slapping hands with the Impact Zone fans and looking as excited as can be, Kash much less so as he follows his partner down to the ring.
This is the first test for these two! They won the belts successfully, but now they have to show that they can hold onto them. They've beaten a number of teams since they formed though so I could see them pull it out.
Kash better keep that Shaw kid on a leash. If anybody will jeapordize their chances tonight I'm thinking it'll be him. Especially considering we have a veteran like Sting in the mix.
The bell sounds as the two teams stare down one another, Sting watching from the outside all the while.
Matt Morgan and Devon vs Kid Kash and Sam Shaw (TNA World Tag Team Championship Match) 15 Minutes
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Post by TOO SWEET on Feb 25, 2013 18:08:15 GMT -5
KaShaw with the V1 Defense... and the better promo, if we're gonna be honest.
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Post by MrBRulzOK on Feb 25, 2013 18:13:21 GMT -5
Agreed. KaShaw with a KaShew.
I don't know what that is.
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Post by Oak: Certified Jade Hater on Feb 25, 2013 18:13:40 GMT -5
Shash with the guitar shot.
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Post by MrBRulzOK on Feb 25, 2013 18:23:54 GMT -5
Kash unloads on Devon with a series of stiff chops, sending him stumbling back into the ropes. He whips him off to the other side, Devon going for a clothesline which Kash ducks under, coming back and connecting a crossbody! Devon goes tumbling to the mat, rising back to his feet and walking into a snap suplex! Kash floats over looking for a cover.
1!
Devon kicks out. Kash pulls him back to his feet only to get a shoulder to the gut, Devon clubbing him across the back and scooping him up for a Scoop Slam, planting him into the mat. He follows with a swift elbow drop, driving the air out of Kash. Devon bounces off the ropes, leaping at the rising Kash with a flying headbutt, but Kash dodges, taking Devon down to the mat and clamping on an armbar, stretching that limb and causing his opponent to cry out in pain. Kash hefts him to his feet, wrenching the arm and tagging in Shaw who ascends the turnbuckle and comes off with a double axe handle. Devon grasps the limb as Shaw wrenches and flips him over, dropping a leg across it!
Devon rises back up, Shaw nailing him with a dropkick to the face to put him down! He climbs atop for the cover.
The champs are in control right now. Some great cohesion being shown.
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2
Devon kicks out. Shaw yanks him up to his feet and swings behind, looking for a backdrop suplex! Devon however counters in mid-air, nailing Shaw with an elbow and taking him down with a bulldog! Shaw grasps at his face as Devon tags out to Morgan. He hefts him up to his feet allowing Morgan to clobber him with an axe handle smash, taking Sam down! Morgan covers.
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Shaw kicks out. Morgan pulls him back to his feet, clubbing him over the back a few times before grabbing him by the neck and driving him into the raised boot of Devon from the outside! Sting watches on with approval, clapping for his proteges from the outside.
Shaw stumbles back up, Morgan taking him back down with a Big Boot, turning him inside out! He drops down for another pin.
That'll chip your teeth!
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2!
Shaw kicks out once more! Morgan hefts him back up in his arms, Devon tagging in as Morgan charges forward, driving Shaw down with a powerslam! Devon then ascends the top rope, following up with a diving headbutt to the heart of Sam, doing further damage! Kash watches Shaw struggle, egging him on to try and tag out! Devon goes for a cover in the meanwhile.
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2!
Shaw gets the shoulder up. Devon looks a bit frustrated, stomping Shaw a few times before pulling him to his feet. He hefts him up for another bodyslam only for Shaw to wrap his legs around Devon's throat, trapping him with a Hurracanrana pin!
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2!
Devon escapes. As soon as he does though Shaw begins crawling towards his partner on the other side! Devon grabs him by the leg though, yanking him back over! He tags Morgan back in who drops an elbow across that leg, Shaw wincing in pain! Morgan yanks him back up, lifting him high into the air before dropping him with a Shinbreaker! Shaw grasps at the limb once more, Morgan hooking the leg.
Morgan and Devon trying to take away Shaw's speed game, it looks like. A very smart idea if you ask me.
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2!
Shaw gets the shoulder up once more. Morgan looks on with annoyance, hefting Shaw up and tossing him into the turnbuckle! Shaw however stops himself from colliding, rearing back and kicking Morgan in the face, sending him stumbling back. He then leaps back off, taking Morgan off his feet with a crossbody!
Morgan and Shaw lay prone on the mat, Shaw crawling over to his corner and tagging in Kash! Kash vaults over the top rope and charges in, catching a rising Morgan with a dropkick, followed by a second and third. He then runs over and boots Devon off the apron, sending him flying to the outside! Kash bounces off the ropes, taking Matt to a knee with a chop block before coming back on the other side and nailing him with a flying clothesline! He covers!
Kash running wild on Morgan and Devon! He's showing no intimidation from their size at all!
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Morgan kicks out. Kash yanks him back to his feet, grabbing and taking him down swiftly with a swinging neckbreaker! Morgan grasps at the area, Kash signaling for the end as he bends down, grabbing Matt as he stumbles to his feet and looking for the Dead Level, but Morgan's size prevents him pulling it off. Morgan drops back to a vertical base and scoops Kash up, planting him with a Spinebuster! He drops down atop for a cover!
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Kash gets the shoulder up. Morgan looks on in disbelief, grasping at his neck as he scoops Kash up, dropping him down with a stiff powerbomb! Kash folds up as he lands, Morgan covering once more.
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Shaw breaks it up!
Geez, that was a close one.
Morgan looks on in disbelief, Devon charging into the ring and clotheslining both himself and Shaw over the top to the outside! Morgan meanwhile measures Kash, charging forward as he rises and going for the Carbon Footprint! Kash however ducks down at the last second, Morgan missing and getting his leg caught on the top rope!
Kash takes advantage, climbing onto the top turnbuckle behind him and grabbing Morgan around the waist, taking them both down with a Super Backdrop! They collide in the center of the ring with a thud, Kash draping an arm across the fallen Morgan.
A Super Back Suplex from the top rope! That one may have taken both of them out!
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3!
JB: Here are your winners, and still TNA Tag Team Champions, Kid Kash and Sam Shaw!
Kash and Shaw retain! An amazing effort out there tonight by these two. They took advantage of one mistake by the challengers and it paid off big time!
I have to admit that was a smart move. But next time these two face I don't expect them to make the same one. They better hope they don't get another crack at them for awhile.
Kash raises his title as Shaw enters the ring, holding up his own in celebration as Sting simply walks off, shaking his head with disappointment, Morgan and Devon following him as we cut backstage. -------------
We’re in a dark room. As the camera pans around, we see that it’s a bedroom. We close in on the bed, revealing a woman sleeping. She can be heard mumbling…
Tom Cruise…
Brad Pitt…
Joey Ryan…
Joey…
Joey…
Joey…
Joey Ryan sits up in the bed next to the woman.
Joey Ryan is the man of every woman’s dreams. And just like dreams, you can have a little bit of Joey Ryan every night…
Ryan makes the “call me” gesture as we fade out
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Post by MrBRulzOK on Feb 25, 2013 18:25:37 GMT -5
*Melanie Crank is backstage.*
Bound For Glory.
That's when you stole my title, all in the name of a "greater good".
That's when you attacked me from behind after I defended my title against Hamada.
That's when you spat on everything I had accomplished, just to prove a point.
Newsflash, you are not the women's division. You are not better than the women's division. Women like Hamada, Mickie James, Gail Kim, Taylor and myself, even Angelina and Velvet, we fight to prove who's better. We don't need briefcases and sneak attacks to prove that.
Tonight, I get to fix the mistake that occurred at Bound For Glory. I right the injustice.
Against All Odds.... I will emerge victorious. ------------------------
Brooke sits in James Storm's lap.
Melanie, you really don't know when to give up.
I beat your sorry ass before, and I will again, because there is nothing you can do that I can't do better.
For example, I am going to show you the proper way to motivate someone.
Jimmy, if you make sure Anderson doesn't walk away with the title tonight...
Brooke whispers in his ear, causing him to spit out his beer in surprise.
Yes'm.
See how easy that was?
Now for your next lesson, Melanie, I am going to show you how to SUCCESSFULLY defend a championship.
(Next match in five minutes)
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Post by MrBRulzOK on Feb 25, 2013 18:29:56 GMT -5
JB: The following contest is scheduled for one fall, and it is for the TNA Women's Championship!
JB: Introducing the challenger, accompanied to the ring by Taylor Wilde, from Modesto, California, Melanie Crank!
Melanie and Taylor make their way down, both looking completely focused.
Crank walking to the ring with a purpose. At Bound for Glory Brooke Adams stole her title...
Not this again. Tenay, she won that belt fair and square. She cashed in her briefcase, pinned Crank, and won. There was nothing illegal about what she did.
Illegal, perhaps not, but sneaky and underhanded? Without a doubt. And tonight Melanie is going to do everything she can to pay the champ back in spades.
JB: Her opponent, accompanied to the ring by James Storm, from Houston, Texas, she in the TNA Women's Champion, Brooke Adams!
Brooke and Storm make their way out, the champion planting a kiss on her boyfriend's cheek as the crowd boos aloud.
And her she comes now. Brooke Adams has held that title tight ever since she cashed in her opportunity for it. She better not let do if she wants to keep it considering her opponent.
Melanie is a pretty talented chick, but let's not forget that Adams is no slouch herself. She's not gonna just roll over and give up without a fight. Crank has got her hands full, no doubt about it.
Melanie Crank vs Brooke Adams (TNA Women's Championship Match) 15 Minutes[/b]
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Post by Oak: Certified Jade Hater on Feb 25, 2013 18:33:22 GMT -5
Crank with a Shining Wizard, Muta style.
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Post by TOO SWEET on Feb 25, 2013 18:40:45 GMT -5
Crank with a Wilde and Crank!
FOR TAYLOR! ...who is confused, yet honored.
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Post by Jonathan Michaels on Feb 25, 2013 18:42:25 GMT -5
Brooke with a hurricanrana.
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Post by Jonathan Michaels on Feb 25, 2013 18:42:53 GMT -5
Boy, losing is gonna screw things up.
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Post by MrBRulzOK on Feb 25, 2013 18:45:05 GMT -5
Melanie whips Brook off into the ropes, catching her and tossing over head with a belly to belly! Brooke stumbles back to her feet, Crank catching her in mid rise and driving her down into her knee for a Gutbuster! He drops atop, looking for a cover.
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Brooke kicks out. Crank pulls her back up, launching her with a Northern Lights Suplex and bridging back!
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Brooke once again escapes. She rises to her feet, Crank leaping up for an Enziguri only for Adams to duck underneath, sending her opponent crashing into the mat! Brooke immediately climbs atop, interlocking their legs and applies an STF, trying to submit her challenger!
Crank gasps out in pain, clawing to the ropes nearby, but Adams holds her back with all the force she can muster. She yanks back further as she keeps ahold, trying to weaken her opponent enough to keep her from being able to break the hold. Crank however holds strong, continuing to fight back.
Eventually she lunges out, grabbing onto the bottom rope! Adams utilizes the full five count before breaking the hold, stomping over the fallen Crank as she grasps at her chest. She pulls her up from behind, planting her with a Reverse DDT! A pin attempt soon follows.
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Crank kicks out! Adams looks furious at this, sending Crank across the ring and setting her up as she comes back for a Tilt-a-Whirl DDT! Crank however beats her to the punch, yanking Adams down with a Russian Leg Sweep as she lands! She rises to her feet, climbing onto the top turnbuckle and leaping off, connecting with a Moonsault!
Adams gasps out in pain, Crank hooking the leg!
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Adams gets the shoulder up. Crank pulls her back to her feet, grabbing her by the arms and hefting her up, looking for the Tigerbomb! Adams however counters this time, dropping her in mid rotation with a falling facebuster! Both women lay prone on the mat, trying to recover.
Eventually Adams is the first to rise, rolling under the bottom rope and grabbing her title belt, attempting to leave the ring. As she does however Taylor Wilde meets her at the rampway, kneeing her in the gut and tossing her back into the ring to prevent her escape! Adams staggers back up, Crank lunging in and taking her head off with a stiff clothesline! She reels Adams in as she rises back up, hefting her up and dropping her with the Tigerbomb once more, planting her into the mat! She hooks the legs!
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JB: Here is your winner... and the NEW TNA Women's Champion, Melanie Crank!
No way!
Way. Crank just reclaimed her title after a true battle! Adams brought all she could, but it just wasn't enough. And finally balance has been restored here in the TNA Women's Division.
Ridiculous... Adams isn't gonna take this one laying down. She'll get back on top of that mountain, one way or another.
Let's move on to our next title match. The X-Division belt is on the line as Kenny King challenges Zema Ion. Expect some high-flying action here! ----------------
We head to Christy Hemme talking to a camera as she is walking up some steps.
Now I've just received word that for the first time in months, Eric Young is going to speak. We are heading up to the rafters now and hopefully we can find out where his head is at since we saw him slipping out of reality over his obsession with Joey Ryan.
Christy makes her way to the top of the stairs, and the camera quickly reaches her. It pans around before seeing Sting and Eric Young, each wearing a black trenchcoat, and holding a black bat.
HE SAID NO CAMERAS CHRISTY!
Christy is startled.
Christy, I said he'd speak to you! I never said cameras! GET THAT DAMN THING OUT OF HERE!
The cameraman starts to back off as Sting starts walking forward, pissed.
This is a TNA building. We have all rights to film anywhere we please Sting. You can't bully...
Sting is getting closer to the camera and swings his bat, coming close. The cameraman backs up some more.
Sting! Stop!
THIS IS WHAT HAPPENS WHEN YOU DON'T LISTEN TO THE RULES, CHRISTY! BAD THINGS HAPPEN!
Sting swings again and smacks the camera, sending it flying to the ground. We are giving a ground view of Sting's boot, but you can hear his bat smashing the camera several times, each time causing a bit of static. The scene finally cuts after Sting's 4th shot, when the camera is broken.
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Post by Jonathan Michaels on Feb 25, 2013 18:45:48 GMT -5
Alright, there goes the next four months of storylines.
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Post by MrBRulzOK on Feb 25, 2013 18:47:48 GMT -5
We head backstage, where there is a basketball hoop. Suddenly a basketball goes flying into the shot and falls into hoop, making a "Swish" sound.
Nothing but net, babe. Great shot.
The camera turns to Rosita standing next to Zema Ion. Rosita is wearing her cheerleader outfit, while Zema is wearing a basketball jersey and long shorts.
S'up nerds.
It is I, the all around all star. Football's finest. Basketball's best. Hell... I'm probably even great at NASCAR races. Its the one, the only, the UNDEFEATED X-Division Champion, Zema Ion!
And here we are, Against All Odds, and coincidentally enough once again the odds are firmly against me. People refuse to understand that no nerds are going to be able to beat the greatest athlete in TNA history.
Joey Ryan couldn't do it, and that's how I became champ in the first place. And now for my first defense, Kenny King thinks he can take my gold. Not today. Not ever.
I don't know much about you, and I'm not going to act like I really care. At the end of the day, there is only one thing I need to know, and that is my greatness. I've risen to great heights and its only just beginning. I have the sexiest girlfriend ever, giving me advice on how to win. I have the most prestigious title truly in this industry. And I have been blessed with the genetic skills that only a god could dream of. And even with that, I still train every single day, hit the gym for hours at a time every day, and stick to my diet engineered to keep me the best. That's right... THE TUNA JUICE!
Tastes terrible. But works magic.
I put all my time and effort into training so that when the spotlight is on and its time for me to fight, I have no fear or hesitations. I know I'm ready. And I know I can take you tonight. And Rosita, why don't you explain how.
Its simple. When comparing King to Ion, they're very similar styles. Both use flashy moves with a fundamental offense. But there is one clear difference.
Me.
You see, as even as you two are in the ring and in experience... where I'd actually give Zema a small edge, You don't have what he has. I am sexy down to my core, but for many reasons. Everyone sees the physical ones, but I have a very sexy brain.
She's like a nerd. But a hot one, so its okay.
And this sexy brain knows how to pick an enemy apart. It knows how to break someone down. And its been passing on its knowledge to Zema. I gameplan with him. I come up with a strategy with him.
We also roleplay, but that doesn't have much to do with wrestling... in the traditional sense.
And I make sure he understands how he can win. And for this match, its as simple as staying on the offense. Fighting his style of a match. Coming outside and talking to me if he needs to re-group. And ultimately, wearing down your head until you can't see straight.
Then its time for my Leg Lariat and punt to the head. Also known as the Dipsy Doo Dunkaroo and The Foul Shot.
And you know the rules for a foul shot, don't you, King? You're not allowed to block it. You need to stay there, defenseless, and watch as Zema's shoot goes flying forward and hits its mark.
In basketball, its the basket. In wrestling, its your skull.
But no matter what the target is . . . . . . .
ITSSSSSSS GOOOOOOOOOOD!!!!!
Zema kisses Rosita on the cheek and they take off for the ring.
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Post by MrBRulzOK on Feb 25, 2013 18:48:46 GMT -5
JB: The following contest is scheduled for one fall... and it is for the TNA X-Division Championship!
JB: Introducing the challenger, from Las Vegas, Nevada, Kenny King!
The King has come to try and claim his throne. Kenny King has been one of the most impressive wrestlers on the roster as of late, cocky attitude aside. He's going to prove a good test here against Ion tonight.
I tell you, Mike, this match should be the main event! The amazing Kenny King versus the All Star Slam Dunk of a Champ, Zema Ion! No doubt that would put butts in the seats!
They are talented individuals, I'll give you that, but I think you may be overstating them a bit.
JB: His opponent, accompanied to the ring by Rosita, from Manila in the Phillipines, he is the TNA X-Division Champion, Zema Ion!
Are you ready for some Manila Magic? Cause Zema is gonna blow your mind tonight.
Manila magic? You do have a point though. This guy definitely seems like he's blown his mind recently. First he thinks he's some NFL standout and now he's imagines himself to be the NBA golden boy. I can't WAIT for Baseball season to start...
The Grand Slam Master, Zema Ion!
Don't encourage him!
Kenny King vs Zema Ion (TNA X-Division Championship) 15 Minutes[/color]
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Post by MrBRulzOK on Feb 25, 2013 18:51:31 GMT -5
Zema Ion with a Zemerizer!
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Jonathan Michaels
Bill S. Preston, Esq.
The Archduke of Levity
Here since TNA was still kinda okay
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Post by Jonathan Michaels on Feb 25, 2013 18:51:53 GMT -5
Ion with a plancha.
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TOO SWEET
Grimlock
Not a doctor, nor do I play one on tv.
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Post by TOO SWEET on Feb 25, 2013 18:53:25 GMT -5
Zema with a springboard 720 ddt.
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