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Post by The Portable Stove on Aug 31, 2013 16:17:05 GMT -5
"Mr. Ploot, Homer Simpson here. When you sold me this house, you forgot to mention one little thing. You didn't tell me it was built on an INDIAN BURIAL GROUND! .......No, you didn't! ..........Well that's not my recollection! .....Yeah, well, alright! Goodbye!
He says he mentioned it five or six times."
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Post by Nerdkiller the threadkiller on Aug 31, 2013 17:10:45 GMT -5
"Dad, how would you like it if you were sold to an ivory dealer?"
"I'd like it fine."
"Even if they killed you and made your teeth into piano keys?"
"Of course. Who wouldn't like that, being part of the music scene?"
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Post by SHAKEMASTER TV9 is Don Knotts on Aug 31, 2013 17:12:47 GMT -5
Blackheart: Mr. Simpson, I think you'll find this amount more than fair. Lisa: Dad, I think he's an ivory dealer! His boots are ivory, his hat is ivory, and I'm pretty sure that check is ivory. Homer: Lisa, a guy who's got lots of ivory is less likely to hurt Stampy than a guy whose ivory supplies are low.
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Post by Nerdkiller the threadkiller on Sept 1, 2013 17:44:25 GMT -5
"I don't like being outdoors, Smithers. For one thing, there are too many fat children."
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Spider2024
Patti Mayonnaise
Dedicated 6,666th post to Irontyger
I believe in Joe Hendry.
Posts: 39,734
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Post by Spider2024 on Sept 3, 2013 19:53:12 GMT -5
Met-tal
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Post by Nerdkiller the threadkiller on Sept 3, 2013 20:44:01 GMT -5
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Post by Nerdkiller the threadkiller on Sept 9, 2013 10:18:38 GMT -5
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agent817
Fry's dog Seymour
Doesn't Know Whose Ring It Is
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Post by agent817 on Sept 9, 2013 10:57:53 GMT -5
Hello, I'm Leonard Nimoy. The following tale of alien encounters is true. And by true, I mean false. It's all lies. But they're entertaining lies, and in the end, isn't that the real truth? The answer...is no. Our story begins on a Friday morning, in a little town called Springfield...
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Post by rybackrulez on Sept 9, 2013 13:04:53 GMT -5
I've tried nothing man. And it's not workin
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Post by SHAKEMASTER TV9 is Don Knotts on Sept 9, 2013 13:48:49 GMT -5
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Post by Nerdkiller the threadkiller on Sept 9, 2013 15:04:57 GMT -5
"Well, It appears science has failed again, in front of overwhelming religious evidence."
"But..."
"Go home, science girl."
"I am home."
"Good, stay there."
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agent817
Fry's dog Seymour
Doesn't Know Whose Ring It Is
Posts: 21,857
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Post by agent817 on Sept 10, 2013 19:49:45 GMT -5
Think harder, Homer.
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Post by Nerdkiller the threadkiller on Sept 10, 2013 20:34:37 GMT -5
"Donuts. Is there anything they can't do?"
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The Sam
El Dandy
The Brainiest Sam of all
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Post by The Sam on Sept 11, 2013 0:59:40 GMT -5
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Post by rybackrulez on Sept 11, 2013 2:10:54 GMT -5
You don't win friends with salad
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Post by Nerdkiller the threadkiller on Sept 11, 2013 14:13:00 GMT -5
"BART, NO!"
"Uh...mom?"
"Sorry, force of habit."
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Post by Nerdkiller the threadkiller on Oct 9, 2013 16:28:08 GMT -5
"You call that prime rib? Blech."
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Post by Nerdkiller the threadkiller on Oct 16, 2013 12:21:38 GMT -5
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Post by Deleted on Oct 18, 2013 20:40:28 GMT -5
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Beav
Hank Scorpio
OMG... I just realized I'm a Brony.
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Post by Beav on Oct 19, 2013 1:18:47 GMT -5
Sideshow Mel: Mr. Smithers must have seen that program too! He never misses it. [puffs pipe] Hmm...at the town meeting, he mentioned that he watched Comedy Central. I made sure to note that, as it seemed quite unusual. Ye Gods! To the police station, Krusty.
Sideshow Mel: I am Melvin van Horne. And this is my associate, Herschel Krustofsky. Krusty: Hey hey.
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