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Post by Deleted on May 1, 2014 16:44:38 GMT -5
Grampa: Quick, we have to kill the boy! Marge: How did you know he was a vampire? Grampa: Bart's a vampire? AHHHHHHHHHHHHH! *runs off screaming*
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Post by Mr PONYMANIA Mr Jenzie on May 1, 2014 21:12:54 GMT -5
Arnie: He's jumping out of the car, Kent, he's trying to climb over the fence ... now he's realizing he's too fat ... he's digging a hole like a dog ... now he's given up on that and he's running back and forth ... he's climbing into the pipe and he seems to be stuck ... his legs are dangling in a comical fashion, oh, it's the saddest thing I've ever seen. Kent: Arnie, Arnie, how are the children? Arnie: [annoyed] I can't see through -metal- Kent.
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Post by SHAKEMASTER TV9 is Don Knotts on May 1, 2014 23:41:21 GMT -5
Kent Brockman: Good evening. Springfield is still grappling tonight with the departure of Reverend Timothy Lovejoy, local Bible nut. How is our community coping with this spiritual vaccuum? Let's ask Arnie Pie in the Sky! Arnie Pie: You wanna know what I see, Kent? I see a slow news day with nothing to fill it! Kent Brockman: Arnie, you're supposed to be filming people coping with the loss of their church! Arnie Pie: And how am I supposed to do that? Do I have a magic lens that can see into peoples' SOULS? Well, yours would be BLACK, Kent! BLACK AS THE ACE OF SPADES!!!
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Post by Friday Night SmackOwn on May 9, 2014 20:55:53 GMT -5
You like my idea? Well, I actually have several others...
"Don't push your luck! Don't push your luck!"
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Post by Nerdkiller the threadkiller on Jul 1, 2014 11:39:16 GMT -5
"We are so old." "Yeah."
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Post by Spider2024 on Jul 1, 2014 12:12:10 GMT -5
^ I'm gonna repost what's in your sig (even though it's not an official Simpsons quote).
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Post by agent817 on Aug 25, 2014 23:02:38 GMT -5
At the risk of editorializing, these women are guilty, and must be dealt with in a harsh and brutal fashion. Otherwise, their behavior could incite other women leading to anarchy of biblical proportions. [Pause] It's in "Revelations", people!
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Post by Deleted on Sept 4, 2014 21:32:06 GMT -5
Homer: This Friday, we're going back to the woods and we're going to find that alien! Bart Simpson: What if we don't? Homer: We'll fake it, and sell it to the FOX network. Bart Simpson: They'll buy anything. Homer: Now, Bart, they do a lot of quality programming too. [Both burst out laughing] Homer: I kill me.
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Post by Nerdkiller the threadkiller on Dec 18, 2014 16:22:21 GMT -5
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Post by Deleted on Dec 22, 2014 23:29:18 GMT -5
Buy me Bonestorm or go to Hell!
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Post by Nerdkiller the threadkiller on Dec 23, 2014 14:32:30 GMT -5
Buy me Bonestorm or go to Hell! "BART!" "Young man, in this house, we use a little word called please."
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Post by Deleted on Dec 23, 2014 14:39:33 GMT -5
Buy me Bonestorm or go to Hell! "BART!" "Young man, in this house, we use a little word called please." "It's the coolest video game ever!"
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Post by SHAKEMASTER TV9 is Don Knotts on Dec 23, 2014 14:50:14 GMT -5
Ehh, it got boring. I'm really into this cup and ball now. Whoa! Wow! Man, you never know which way this crazy ball's going to go!
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Post by Deleted on Dec 23, 2014 15:07:49 GMT -5
Ehh, it got boring. I'm really into this cup and ball now. Whoa! Wow! Man, you never know which way this crazy ball's going to go! Yeah, right. You're just trying to trick me because you don't want me playing with your video game.
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Post by Nerdkiller the threadkiller on Dec 24, 2014 10:52:52 GMT -5
"BART!" "Young man, in this house, we use a little word called please." "It's the coolest video game ever!" "I'm sorry, honey, but those games cost up to and including $70. And they're violent, and they distract you from your schoolwork." "Those are all good points, but the problem is they don't result in me getting the game." "I know how you feel, Bart. When I was your age, I wanted an electric football game more than anything in the world. And my parents bought it for me, and it was the happiest day of my life...well, good night."
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Post by Deleted on Dec 24, 2014 13:58:24 GMT -5
We interrupt Sadrudin Mabaradad's Yoga Party for this special bulletin
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Post by Deleted on Dec 25, 2014 2:15:06 GMT -5
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Post by Nerdkiller the threadkiller on Feb 14, 2015 16:41:14 GMT -5
It's Valentine's Day. So you know what that means...
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