MLP: FiM Thread 314: Everypony Hates Chrysalis

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Mar 8, 2013 14:06:44 GMT -5 CMWaters said:

Mar 8, 2013 14:05:19 GMT -5 @fsinfan said:

I'd quit the show.

Not f***ing joking.

I would quit the f***ing show, and dump all of my merch to Value Village.

Even if it was just for one episode and undone by the end of it?

Yes

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*Ponyville. Another peaceful day in this tranquil village. Celestia's sun is shining, the townsfolk are busy doing their everyday routine...It seems like it will be another peaceful day*

*At the Ponyville library...*

Twilight Sparkle: Hurry up, Spike, the library isn't gonna clean itself.

Spike (grumbly): It would if you would just bring some brooms to life.

TS: You know full well that anthropomorphizing things is strictly forbidden in magic. Why with that attitude, you could make a skeleton come to life and wouldn't that be silly.

S: Yeah, yeah, I know, still, it would make it that much more easier...

TS: Tell you what, Spike, if we get this done here in half an hour, I will ask Rarity to give you some nice jewels for snacking, how does that sound?

Suddenly, Spike's face twists and contorts...

TS: Wow, Spike, never thought I'd see the day where you...

Immediately, Spike lets out a huge belch which produces a scroll sent by the princess.

TS: That's odd, I didn't expect a letter from the princess today. Let's see...

My faithful student Twilight,

I send you this letter because of an urgent matter. A strange ship containing curious looking creatures has been spotted near Acaclopco by the pegasus coast guard. We have not determined if they come in peace or as enemies, but I would like you and your friends to travel to Acaclopco immediately to gauge the situation. A chariot will arrive as soon as I receive your reply.

Yours faithfully,

Princess Celestia

Twilight has a shocked expression on her face as she immediately dictates Spike her affirmative reply.

S: So, I guess the jewels are off?

...

Meanwhile, on the said ship...

Usopp: HEY GUYS! YOU WOULDN't BELIEVE WHAT I JUST SAW!

Zoro: Well, considering your name, I certainly wouldn't.

Usopp: ... Very funny, Zoro. Anyway, I saw two flying horses just now high above us.

Luffy & Chopper: REALLY?! HOW COOL IS THAT?!

Nami: Calm down a bit! Perhaps it was just a bird who ate a horse fruit. You know, like the bird the Sky Knight had on Sky Island.

Robin: But shouldn't there only be one devil's fruit for each effect?

Nami: Then it must be the opposite perhaps. A horse who ate a bird fruit.

Usopp: But I saw two of them!

Sanji: Perhaps they shared a devil's fruit together. Its certainly not impossible that the effect could be shared by two entities.

Usopp: Well, I can give you that...But they wore golden helmets and armor and...they seemed to be talking to one another.

Brook: Oh my, armor wearing horses that talk. What a preposterous idea!

Usopp: But a living skeleton is certainly more believable, right?

Franky: Are you sure you didn't see anyone riding them?

Usopp: I HAVE EYES YOU KNOW!

Luffy: That sounds interesting! I wanna check this out!

Name: Me too! Since they flew nearby, there must be land some where.

Chopper: Nami, its been a long time since I saw you that eager.

Nami: Well, I am just curious in this horse mystery, is all.

Chopper: ... You became interested as soon as gold was mentioned, right?

[Eunös ✈]

More Pony Purchases made today

Including Issue 4 and the Twilight Issue

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Awesome sauce, Eunos Fritter!

[Eunös ✈]

Cool story Bro

The one you just wrote that is

[Malcolm]

It's raining where I'm at and you know what that means: the pegasi are out.

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Thanks, Eunos. Appreciate it.

[Nikki Heyman]

MLP/OP crossover - cool

[Krazee]

i need more pony merch

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Mar 8, 2013 14:05:19 GMT -5 @fsinfan said:

Mar 8, 2013 13:39:34 GMT -5 CMWaters said:

How to Un-Redeem Trixie and lead to an epic fight in the series.

I'd quit the show.

Not f***ing joking.

I would quit the f***ing show, and dump all of my merch to Value Village.

that would be really stupid. so don't.

[Krazee]

[Mr PONYMANIA Mr Jenzie]

<the REAL E.W.E. champion triple f>WHY THE HELL HAVE I GOT BITEMARKS IN MY MUFFINS???

[Nikki Heyman]

Bronyism has consequences ;D

[Eunös ✈]

So if Derpy drops down dead we know the Muffins arent safe

[EoE: Workin On My Night Cheese]

Awesome. ;D

It's obvious that Xavier Woods is a huge geek when you really take a look at him... For a start, he's billed as being from Angel Grove and has "Over 9000" on his tights.

[CMWaters]

So will Woods and Justin Gabriel form a tag team now after what Titus called him?

[Krazee]

i love it when wrestlers are bronies

[Eunös ✈]

I still have my suspicions that John Cena is secretly a Bronie

[CMWaters]

Except his fav ep was Mare Do Well.