Michelle Rodriguez Is Outside And Wants To Beat You Up...

[Banjo Is Broken]

Let's say you wake up on a nice spring morning, the sun is shining, the birds are chirping, and Michelle Rodriguez is outside your house and wants to beat you up. How would you handle the situation? Do you think you could take her? Or would you try and resolve the situation peacefully?

[Captain2]

I'd Jerry lewis my way out of the stiuation

"Nice Lady! Wouldn't want to punch me in the face with the pain and the hurting and the blackening of my eeeeeeyes!"

she will then flee.

[Yami Daimao]

Let her. Women only beat me up when they're into me.

[Talent Name]

Give her a white tank top and a role as a strong powerful female lead

[ThereIsNoAbsurdistOnlyZuul]

How drunk is she? This is important information.

["Gentleman" AJ Powell]

Write "Fast and Furious 8 script" on a piece of paper, throw it at her and run away.

[Dat Dude]

I'm confident I could talk her down. Might even hang out afterwards.

[thirteen3]

I'd grab her by the forearm.

[Glitch]

I'd immediately start whacking off in front of her. She'd either leave in absolute disgust or she'd be aroused. Michelle isn't the most attractive women ever but she's good enough. Either way it's win win for me.

[DragonMasterP]

Call the army. She'll do well for a while, but she'll go down soon enough.

[Wolf Hawkfield no1 NZ poster]

I would give her the script to Fast and Furious 8,9,10 or whatever the hell number they are up to now and then I go back to bed as it would be one of those days.

[Confused Mark Wahlberg]

I'd say you're 5'4", 120 lbs and to get the F off my property.

[Mr PONYMANIA Mr Jenzie]

shout down that i don't fight ILLEGAL ALIENS!!!!!

[Mr PONYMANIA Mr Jenzie]

and yes i know that is an ALIENS thing and JENETTE GOLDSTEIN looks a hell of a lot like michelle .....

.....

*runs*

*falls out window*

*get's beat up my michelle rodriguez*

[Cela]

I massively outweigh her and she dies in every movie she's in. I destroy her and give her money to buy something other than tank tops.

[Wolf Hurricane]

Answer the door with a super soaker. Yeah, I'm deader than I already was, but water + tank top = pretty nice image to go out seeing.

[Deleted]

I would just sit on her and fart repeatedly until she gives up.

[Heartbreaker]

I'd be like: "Bring it on, bitch!"

[Deleted]

Me: Come on Michelle, there's no need to fight.

*She punches me in the face*

Me: Ok bitch, you're on.

*I proceed to destroy her and leave while saying:*

Me: Do something other than Fast and Furious and put something other than tank top.

[Alucard]

I'd allow it