FAN King of the Deathmatch 2013 - GRAND FINALE RESULTS

[Deleted]

I missed signing up for this? Double Damn It.

[Gus Richlen Was Wrong]

Kane, pref. maskless.

[Hawk Hart]

Jun 13, 2013 11:26:43 GMT -5 @dante said:

I missed signing up for this? Double Damn It.

Don't worry buddy, I have at least two more tournaments planned, possibly more depending on how things go. Day One is Friday and I'll post the brackets in a few.

[Hawk Hart]

FOR IMMEDIATE RELEASE:

BJW Officials Release Day One Brackets, Final Participants Announced.

Tokyo, Japan - June 13, 2013 - With the final participants being announced as Curry Man and Kane, BJW officials released the Day One brackets for what promises to be the biggest Deathmatch Tournament in history.

Afternoon One
Round One, Part One
Cage Deathmatch Warfare

"Gladiator" Mike Awesome
vs
"World Warrior" Low-Ki

"Staple Gun Slaughterer" Necro Butcher
vs
"The Italian Superman" Bruno Sammartino

"The Animal" Batista
vs
"Best in the World" CM Punk

"The Deadman" The Undertaker
vs
"Innovator of Violence" Tommy Dreamer

"The Cenation Leader" John Cena
vs
"Zombie Princess" Jimmy Jacobs

"The Icon" Sting
vs
"Street Dog" Jon Moxley

"The Ayatollah of Rock 'n' Rolla" Chris Jericho
vs
"The David Koresh of Pro Wrestling" Raven

"Flying Assassin" H
vs
"King of Strong Style" Shinsuke Nakamura

Night One
Round One, Part Two
Cage Deathmatch Warfare

Jushin "Thunder" Liger
vs
"American Dragon" Daniel Bryan

KENTA
vs
Curry Man

Phantasio
vs
Tiger Mask II

Randy "Macho Man" Savage
vs
"The Young Knock-Out Kid" Chris Hero

The Ultimate Warrior
vs
Matt Sydal

"The Big Red Machine" Kane
vs
"Captain Charisma" Christian Cage

"The Greatest Man Who Ever Lived" Austin Aries
vs
"The Immortal" Hulk Hogan

Rhino
vs
Nick Bockwinkle

Join us on Friday, June 14th, 2013 live from the Tokyo Dome as we start the 2013 FAN King of the Deathmatch Tournament.

[Some Baritone guy IS REDEEMED!]

I may be well and truly screwed.

[Hawk Hart]

Jun 13, 2013 14:38:44 GMT -5 Some Baritone guy IS REDEEMED! said:

I may be well and truly screwed.

If I've learned one thing running these tournaments it's this, Deathmatch tournaments are always the most unpredictable with the most upsets. Hell, I simmed a tournament the other night just for the enjoyment of myself and my roommate that saw Johnny Ace win 32 Man Landmine Deathmatch where he beat Cena and Vader along the way.

[Some Baritone guy IS REDEEMED!]

Jun 13, 2013 14:41:19 GMT -5 Hawk Hart said:

Jun 13, 2013 14:38:44 GMT -5 Some Baritone guy IS REDEEMED! said:

I may be well and truly screwed.

If I've learned one thing running these tournaments it's this, Deathmatch tournaments are always the most unpredictable with the most upsets. Hell, I simmed a tournament the other night just for the enjoyment of myself and my roommate that saw Johnny Ace win 32 Man Landmine Deathmatch where he beat Cena and Vader along the way.

True but I've got terrible luck and these things period, last time I was just surprised I made it to the second round.

[The Legend]

inb4 everyone wants one...

[Deleted]

Matt Sydal is f***ed....

[DragonMasterP]

Well, Tiger Mask II ought to have an easy match, but anything can happen.

As for Nakamura, he should have that no problem.

[Brainbustaaah!]

Jun 13, 2013 14:43:14 GMT -5 Some Baritone guy IS REDEEMED! said:

Jun 13, 2013 14:41:19 GMT -5 Hawk Hart said:

If I've learned one thing running these tournaments it's this, Deathmatch tournaments are always the most unpredictable with the most upsets. Hell, I simmed a tournament the other night just for the enjoyment of myself and my roommate that saw Johnny Ace win 32 Man Landmine Deathmatch where he beat Cena and Vader along the way.

True but I've got terrible luck and these things period, last time I was just surprised I made it to the second round.

Zombie Princess? Well, the jokes just write themselves, don't they? Clearly you're a zombie, your breath smells like rotting brains and the funk of forty thousand years. Not you, Brodus! And the Princess part...I mean, come on, man. We get it, you're eccentric! But calling yourself a PRINCESS? Maybe you should trade in your wrestling tights and boots for a tutu and some ballet shoes, go off and do Swan Lake, and spare us all EEEVER having to deal with your inane, whiny promos again. "Oh, boo hoo, I'm Jimmy Jacobs! Lacey doesn't love me! Wait, now I'm all edgy and dark! I hung Jay Briscoe by his ankles and rambled on for twenty minutes! I founded the Age of the Fall! Why aren't you scared of me?! I must need more eyeliner!" I mean COME ON!!

[Hawk Hart]

Thanks to The Legend for the template, let's get on hype mode for Afternoon One.

[Waffel113]

Ah, it's time for That Young Knockout Kid to do what he once did best. Macho, I don't know exactly how you rose from the dead, but entering a King of the Deathmatch Tournament? Really? I hate to do this, but I'm going to make you wish you stayed underground. But before I win, I want you to answer me one question.

Who's your Hero? It's Chris Hero.

Hmmm....

It seems The Icon didn't learn his lesson from the Tag Team Tournament earlier, now did he? Sting is old news, and Jon Moxley is the man to send him back into the recesses of memories forever.

[Hawk Hart]

Afternoon One Report
Welcome everyone to afternoon one of BJW presented FAN King of the Deathmatch tournament. It's been a long exciting week here in Tokyo as talents from across the world have made their way to the Tokyo Dome for one reason, to try and be crowned next King of the Deathmatch. Before we get down to the ring our first afternoon of action we have a word from our sponsors.

Promotional consideration brought to you by Tokyo Blood Bank, supporters of deathmatch wrestling and massive blood-loss everywhere.

Mike Awesome vs Low-Ki
What seemed like an obvious mismatch from the start nearly became the first upset of the day as the World Warrior took it to the Gladiator early on gaining many close near-falls but in the end the Gladiator's Awesome power and strength were too much for Low-Ki as he fell victim to an Awesome Bomb in 14:05.

Necro Butcher vs Bruno Sammartino
One of the more interesting matches of round one was only one of the more evenly paced. Both Necro and Bruno had the match under control at different times but it was the experience of the Strongman that prevailed as he pinned the Necro Butcher folloing a Canadian Backbreaker Drop in in 14:56.

CM Punk vs Batista
Who expected this to be a knockdown, drag out bloody and ultraviolent affair? Not this announcer and not anyone else in the Tokyo Dome but for 26:18 in the first round the Animal and the Best in the World beat each other with everything they had until one man was left standing. After countering a Go 2 Sleep attempt Batista was able to but the Second City Saint on the mat for the three count with a Batista Bomb.

The Undertaker vs Tommy Dreamer
The Innovator Violence tried to create a few opportunites for himself in this match but when you're lock in a cage with the Phenom there's not much you can do. The Deadman took control early on and maintained it throughout the bout, winning with a Last Ride in 11:19.

John Cena vs Jimmy Jacobs
Is there someone about Japan that makes people go nuts? Tonight, the Leader of the Cenation got a little bit crazy in the cage with Jimmy Jacobs, grabbing everything he could get his hands on to wail on the Zombie Princess. After 12:03 of a severe bludgeoning the face of the WWE made Jacobs tap to an STF.

Sting vs Jon Moxley
The theme of experience is prevalent this afternoon but it seems overall experience trumps a history of violence everytime as the veteran Sting proved against Jon Moxley that he had hang with the best Deathmatch wrestling has to offer. Moxley and Sting traded the advantage but a surprise Scorpion Death Drop lead to the pin for the Stinger in 17:00.

Raven vs Chris Jericho
This Halloween Havoc 1998 rematch turned out to be a real horror show. The inventor the Clockwork Orange House of Fun match was right at home in the weapons filled cage but the 1004 Holds held his own the majority of the match. In the end it was an Evenflow DDT on a steel chair that let to a Raven victory in 14:43.

Shinsuke Nakamura vs H
King of Strong Style did not translate to King of the Cage in this deathmatch tournament. Despite an early advantage and several near submissions the fast paced, high flying offense of H was too much for Nakamura to handle as he was defeated with the H Edge in 16:20

What an afternoon of action we've had here today. Legally we're required to take a few hours for the ring-crew to clean up all the blood and broken weapons around the ring before we start Night One of action but we'll be back later for the conclusion of Round One of this King of the Deathmatch tournament.

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[Hawk Hart]

[Waffel113]

BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

[Deleted]

I am so f***ed

[DragonMasterP]

Shame to see Nakamura went out so fast. Hopefully, TM II has more luck.

[Big Bad Brad]

Austin Aries watcha gonna do Brother when me and my NWOites run wild on you inside the Death Match cage Brother!

Aries you are not in my league brother I body slammed the 9 foot 800 pound Andre The Giant brother I beat everybody that was put in front of me Brother. I was kicking ass and winning world titles while you were still in Diapers brother.

When you mess with Hollywood Hogan you mess with the NWO and we are JUST...TOO....SWEET!

[Hawk Hart]

Simming night one now, expect a write up a bit later in the evening. Also, Brad, I had every Hulk BUT NWO sooooooooo you got the Darkside of Hulkamania circa 1995. I, for one, love it.