Post by Big Bad Brad on Jul 8, 2013 0:00:05 GMT -5
Chapter 1
Before you go I must warn you the spirit of the great Sitting Buffalo will possess one of you!
Don't you mean Sitting Bull?
No Sitting Buffalo! You think a legend like Sitting Bull would ever come to this dump? So I suggest you all be warned you will not escape until Sitting Buffalo is destroyed.
The WWE Superstars decided to start pairing up. We join the Paul Heyman guys gathered around deciding what to do.
Alright Paul! We need to know which one of us do you want to go with you? Me, the muscle head or Mr. Perfect Jr.
Why do I have to choose? Why can't you all three go with me?
Because I hate these two dirt bags! I still remember Brock giving me that F-5 I haven't paid him back for and I just don't like Curtis Axel, he's such a loser who is using his family to get ahead.
Hey unlike you I respect my father and grandfather! I am destined to be as great as they were, even better and Paul sees this, but now that you mention it I don't like you and I definitely don't like Brock, if he can turn on one Paul Heyman guy what's from stopping him turning on me!
Do you really want to mess with me? I am a former UFC Heavyweight Champion, 3 time WWE Champion, NCAA Champion! No one in the WWE can hold a candle to me. Don't worry I'm not going to attack you so you don't have to have piss running down your leg.
Piss running down your leg? No wonder you never talk no more, I heard The Great Khali cut a better promo. Paul you must decide which of us do you want to join you?
We cut away to Dean Ambrose as he is approaching Jey Uso.
Jey, we need to join forces. Since Roman Reigns & Seth Rollins isn't here I need to form a new Shield and since your brother isn't here I thought we would team up and bring justice to Sitting Buffalo!
Before Jey could answer, Christian walked up to them.
Jey? Your not actually serious about teaming up with him? I mean don't you remember how the Shield terrorized the entire WWE? How they took out so many WWE Superstars including The Undertaker! No you need to team with Captain Charisma BECAUSE THAT'S HOW I ROLL!
Hmmmm this is a tough choice, I'll need a minute to think about this.
We now go to the room of Dolph Ziggler & AJ Lee as Dolph is in the bathroom admiring himself in the mirror.
Damn, I look good! AJ you know you sure are lucky to be here with the showoff. No old Indian is going to possess me or my AJ.
Dolph comes out of the bathroom wearing a towel around his waist as he noticed AJ is not in the room.
AJ, where did you go? I was getting ready to showoff in front of you? You always like it when I showoff.
Suddenly Brodus Clay peaks his head into the room.
Boy you nasty!
We then go to Daniel Bryan's room where he is all alone, no other Superstar wanted to be his roommate.
DAMN IT! Why did Kane have to die? He was my only friend, NO NO NO! That old bastard Indian will pay!
Suddenly AJ Lee enters Daniel Bryan's room.
AJ? What are you doing here?
Daniel, I'm sorry about Kane and I'm sorry no one else wants to be your roommate.
So did you just come here to rub it in?
Actually Daniel I got a confession to make, I'm still in love with you, I was using CM Punk, Kane, John Cena and Dolph Ziggler just to make you jealous, you have always been my one true love.
YES! YES! YES! YES!
So what do you say you let me stay here with you tonight? I can show you why you are my one true love.
Again Brodus Clay peaks his head in the door.
Girl you nasty!
Brodus don't you have somewhere else to be instead of stalking me?
Well I guess I could stalk someone else? Hmmmmm
As Daniel Bryan & Brodus Clay are deciding what they want to do we go to Triple H, Stephanie & Brad Maddox.
Brad! What the hell are you doing in our room?
I thought since we are all part of management we should room together.
Management? What the hell kind of position do you have?
Duh, I'm the assistant to the managing supervisor of Monday Night Raw! That makes me part of management. So can I stay?
Are you crazy? Get out of my room?
Oh come on, Hunter. Let him stay there's power in numbers you know.
Fine but he's your responsibility, I'm going to go take a nice long shower.
Triple H leaves and Stephanie approaches Brad.
You know Brad, I find you very attractive! You know I haven't been this attracted to a man since I first met Hunter. I know Triple H takes long showers so what do you say we mess around?
I don't know if Triple H found out he would...he would....
Bury you!
Well yeah I mean I know I'm the future of the WWE.
I've seen you wrestle, you suck, but with my help you could become the future of the WWE so what do you say?
Brad Maddox is thinking about this proposition, could this be a trap? If its not what if Triple H finds out? Maybe he wont find out? this is all going through Brad Maddox's mind.
Now we go to our final scene with RVD, John Cena, Hornswoggle & Zeb Colter.
Oh great everybody is paired up and I'm stuck with a Leprechaun, a bigot & pot head.
John Cena you represent what America is? You fight for the people even if the people boo you out of the building. You need to pick a real American like me.
Hey who are you calling a bigot?
He's not talking about you Rob.
I know that I just want to know who the bigot is dude?
Your high right now aren't you?
Of course if I wasn't high you wouldn't be here! I only see trolls when I'm high as a kite.
......*Facepalm* Cena pick me as your roommate I know anybody who teams with you is safe from getting killed after all you are the one who over comes the odds.
A true American like John Cena doesn't need a little Irish troll, he needs an American veteran like me!
John pick me and I'll give you some of my stash.
John Cena starts thinking about who he wants to room with as this chapter ends.
Paul Heyman J which Paul Heyman guy do you want to accompany you? Brock Lesnar, CM Punk or Curtis Axel.
Brock Lesnar Citizen Grimm your fate is in Paul Heyman's hands.
CM Punk The Man They Call Asher your fate is in Paul Heyman's hands.
Curtis Axel Oak: Certified Jade Hater your fate is in Paul Heyman's hands.
Jey Uso MrBRulzOK who do you want to team with? Christian or Dean Ambrose?
Christian AdamAFL was sooooo wrong your fate is in Jey Uso's hands.
Dean Ambrose @irontyger your fate is in Jey Uso's hands.
Dolph Ziggler Some Baritone guy IS REDEEMED! what do you want to do? Look for AJ or stay in your room hoping she will come back.
Daniel Bryan @dante What is your answer to AJ? YES! or NO!
AJ Lee Spider2024 your fate is in Daniel Bryan's hands.
Brodus Clay cageking666 Do you follow AJ's advice and stalk someone else or do you continue to stalk AJ?
Brad Maddox @notoriousnd22 Do you take Stephanie up on her offer to fool around while Triple H is in the shower?
Stephanie McMahon Triple H buried SnS your fate is in Brad Maddox's hands.
Triple H DragonMasterP Your fate is in Brad Maddox's hands.
John Cena Matt who do you room with? Zeb Colter, Hornswoggle or RVD?
Hornswoggle Allison Reynolds your fate is in John Cena's hands.
Zeb Colter lodirulz your fate is in John Cena's hands.
RVD TMK your fate is in John Cena's hands.
Ok DO NOT POST YOUR CHOICES in this topic! Everybody who has a choice send me a PM with your choice, all these decisions must be secret I'll give everybody 24 hours to respond.
Before you go I must warn you the spirit of the great Sitting Buffalo will possess one of you!
Don't you mean Sitting Bull?
No Sitting Buffalo! You think a legend like Sitting Bull would ever come to this dump? So I suggest you all be warned you will not escape until Sitting Buffalo is destroyed.
The WWE Superstars decided to start pairing up. We join the Paul Heyman guys gathered around deciding what to do.
Alright Paul! We need to know which one of us do you want to go with you? Me, the muscle head or Mr. Perfect Jr.
Why do I have to choose? Why can't you all three go with me?
Because I hate these two dirt bags! I still remember Brock giving me that F-5 I haven't paid him back for and I just don't like Curtis Axel, he's such a loser who is using his family to get ahead.
Hey unlike you I respect my father and grandfather! I am destined to be as great as they were, even better and Paul sees this, but now that you mention it I don't like you and I definitely don't like Brock, if he can turn on one Paul Heyman guy what's from stopping him turning on me!
Do you really want to mess with me? I am a former UFC Heavyweight Champion, 3 time WWE Champion, NCAA Champion! No one in the WWE can hold a candle to me. Don't worry I'm not going to attack you so you don't have to have piss running down your leg.
Piss running down your leg? No wonder you never talk no more, I heard The Great Khali cut a better promo. Paul you must decide which of us do you want to join you?
We cut away to Dean Ambrose as he is approaching Jey Uso.
Jey, we need to join forces. Since Roman Reigns & Seth Rollins isn't here I need to form a new Shield and since your brother isn't here I thought we would team up and bring justice to Sitting Buffalo!
Before Jey could answer, Christian walked up to them.
Jey? Your not actually serious about teaming up with him? I mean don't you remember how the Shield terrorized the entire WWE? How they took out so many WWE Superstars including The Undertaker! No you need to team with Captain Charisma BECAUSE THAT'S HOW I ROLL!
Hmmmm this is a tough choice, I'll need a minute to think about this.
We now go to the room of Dolph Ziggler & AJ Lee as Dolph is in the bathroom admiring himself in the mirror.
Damn, I look good! AJ you know you sure are lucky to be here with the showoff. No old Indian is going to possess me or my AJ.
Dolph comes out of the bathroom wearing a towel around his waist as he noticed AJ is not in the room.
AJ, where did you go? I was getting ready to showoff in front of you? You always like it when I showoff.
Suddenly Brodus Clay peaks his head into the room.
Boy you nasty!
We then go to Daniel Bryan's room where he is all alone, no other Superstar wanted to be his roommate.
DAMN IT! Why did Kane have to die? He was my only friend, NO NO NO! That old bastard Indian will pay!
Suddenly AJ Lee enters Daniel Bryan's room.
AJ? What are you doing here?
Daniel, I'm sorry about Kane and I'm sorry no one else wants to be your roommate.
So did you just come here to rub it in?
Actually Daniel I got a confession to make, I'm still in love with you, I was using CM Punk, Kane, John Cena and Dolph Ziggler just to make you jealous, you have always been my one true love.
YES! YES! YES! YES!
So what do you say you let me stay here with you tonight? I can show you why you are my one true love.
Again Brodus Clay peaks his head in the door.
Girl you nasty!
Brodus don't you have somewhere else to be instead of stalking me?
Well I guess I could stalk someone else? Hmmmmm
As Daniel Bryan & Brodus Clay are deciding what they want to do we go to Triple H, Stephanie & Brad Maddox.
Brad! What the hell are you doing in our room?
I thought since we are all part of management we should room together.
Management? What the hell kind of position do you have?
Duh, I'm the assistant to the managing supervisor of Monday Night Raw! That makes me part of management. So can I stay?
Are you crazy? Get out of my room?
Oh come on, Hunter. Let him stay there's power in numbers you know.
Fine but he's your responsibility, I'm going to go take a nice long shower.
Triple H leaves and Stephanie approaches Brad.
You know Brad, I find you very attractive! You know I haven't been this attracted to a man since I first met Hunter. I know Triple H takes long showers so what do you say we mess around?
I don't know if Triple H found out he would...he would....
Bury you!
Well yeah I mean I know I'm the future of the WWE.
I've seen you wrestle, you suck, but with my help you could become the future of the WWE so what do you say?
Brad Maddox is thinking about this proposition, could this be a trap? If its not what if Triple H finds out? Maybe he wont find out? this is all going through Brad Maddox's mind.
Now we go to our final scene with RVD, John Cena, Hornswoggle & Zeb Colter.
Oh great everybody is paired up and I'm stuck with a Leprechaun, a bigot & pot head.
John Cena you represent what America is? You fight for the people even if the people boo you out of the building. You need to pick a real American like me.
Hey who are you calling a bigot?
He's not talking about you Rob.
I know that I just want to know who the bigot is dude?
Your high right now aren't you?
Of course if I wasn't high you wouldn't be here! I only see trolls when I'm high as a kite.
......*Facepalm* Cena pick me as your roommate I know anybody who teams with you is safe from getting killed after all you are the one who over comes the odds.
A true American like John Cena doesn't need a little Irish troll, he needs an American veteran like me!
John pick me and I'll give you some of my stash.
John Cena starts thinking about who he wants to room with as this chapter ends.
Paul Heyman J which Paul Heyman guy do you want to accompany you? Brock Lesnar, CM Punk or Curtis Axel.
Brock Lesnar Citizen Grimm your fate is in Paul Heyman's hands.
CM Punk The Man They Call Asher your fate is in Paul Heyman's hands.
Curtis Axel Oak: Certified Jade Hater your fate is in Paul Heyman's hands.
Jey Uso MrBRulzOK who do you want to team with? Christian or Dean Ambrose?
Christian AdamAFL was sooooo wrong your fate is in Jey Uso's hands.
Dean Ambrose @irontyger your fate is in Jey Uso's hands.
Dolph Ziggler Some Baritone guy IS REDEEMED! what do you want to do? Look for AJ or stay in your room hoping she will come back.
Daniel Bryan @dante What is your answer to AJ? YES! or NO!
AJ Lee Spider2024 your fate is in Daniel Bryan's hands.
Brodus Clay cageking666 Do you follow AJ's advice and stalk someone else or do you continue to stalk AJ?
Brad Maddox @notoriousnd22 Do you take Stephanie up on her offer to fool around while Triple H is in the shower?
Stephanie McMahon Triple H buried SnS your fate is in Brad Maddox's hands.
Triple H DragonMasterP Your fate is in Brad Maddox's hands.
John Cena Matt who do you room with? Zeb Colter, Hornswoggle or RVD?
Hornswoggle Allison Reynolds your fate is in John Cena's hands.
Zeb Colter lodirulz your fate is in John Cena's hands.
RVD TMK your fate is in John Cena's hands.
Ok DO NOT POST YOUR CHOICES in this topic! Everybody who has a choice send me a PM with your choice, all these decisions must be secret I'll give everybody 24 hours to respond.