Lancers
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Post by Lancers on Jul 13, 2013 10:04:03 GMT -5
I'm sure there's gonna be breaks every 30 minutes so Sunny can cry in a bathroom because she thinks about what she's subjected herself to in order for money.
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Post by mysterious on Jul 13, 2013 11:40:52 GMT -5
I'm sure there's gonna be breaks every 30 minutes so Sunny can cry in a bathroom because she thinks about what she's subjected herself to in order for money. Wasn't she already doing that when she was posing nude for Missy Hyatt's website, or was it before that when she was blowing wrestlers for somas.
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Post by Deleted on Jul 13, 2013 13:14:28 GMT -5
I'm sure there's gonna be breaks every 30 minutes so Sunny can cry in a bathroom because she thinks about what she's subjected herself to in order for money. Wasn't she already doing that when she was posing nude for Missy Hyatt's website, or was it before that when she was blowing wrestlers for somas. Those things probably make sense in her mind, for this she is going to have to lay down with some nasty wrestling fans. I have seen the worst fans and I would have to imagine that the bulk of guys going for this scam are of the more disgusting variety.
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Post by Deleted on Jul 14, 2013 19:18:55 GMT -5
I'm sure there's gonna be breaks every 30 minutes so Sunny can cry in a bathroom because she thinks about what she's subjected herself to in order for money. I think, sadly, that you overestimate the current state of Sunny's conscience.
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Post by SOR on Jul 14, 2013 21:55:04 GMT -5
I honestly give it a year or two until Sunny is doing high class escort work like Chyna did for a little bit. Could easily see Sunny thinking she'd make a ton of money for 3k an hour or whatever Chyna was.
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Post by Glitch on Jul 14, 2013 23:33:04 GMT -5
I'm sure there's gonna be breaks every 30 minutes so Sunny can cry in a bathroom because she thinks about what she's subjected herself to in order for money. I think, sadly, that you overestimate the current state of Sunny's conscience. I'm sure a regular day job is probably more horrifying to her than any porn or prostitution gig.
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Post by kidglov3s on Jul 14, 2013 23:58:22 GMT -5
Sad that in two years she's gone from being inducted into the WWE HOF to this. The lives of so many women in wrestling are particularly dismal.
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Post by SEAN CARLESS on Jul 15, 2013 0:05:37 GMT -5
Sad that in two years she's gone from being inducted into the WWE HOF to this. The lives of so many women in wrestling are particularly dismal. Wendi Richter seemed to get out fine. The only burden she had to worry about was people flying through her and her husband Hugo Samanovich's furniture out of instinct.
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Post by Hit Girl on Jul 15, 2013 0:15:55 GMT -5
$50 seems a lot for a photo laying on a bed with Sunny
Cloudy only charges $10
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Post by Futureraven: Beelzebruv on Jul 15, 2013 5:53:50 GMT -5
I think, sadly, that you overestimate the current state of Sunny's conscience. I'm sure a regular day job is probably more horrifying to her than any porn or prostitution gig. Sadly this is probably at least partly true, a few people have had digs at guys like Justin Credible and Shane Douglas for getting 'normal' jobs, like that means they failed or something because people don't want to see them.
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Post by Deleted on Jul 15, 2013 7:41:58 GMT -5
Sad that in two years she's gone from being inducted into the WWE HOF to this. The lives of so many women in wrestling are particularly dismal. Wendi Richter seemed to get out fine. The only burden she had to worry about was people flying through her and her husband Hugo Samanovich's furniture out of instinct. I need context for this one, because the only thing I can see in my head is people comically flying/falling/leaping/tumbling out of desk drawers and sofa cushions in their house at inopportune times...
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Post by MiLB Fan on Jul 15, 2013 8:02:17 GMT -5
Wendi Richter seemed to get out fine. The only burden she had to worry about was people flying through her and her husband Hugo Samanovich's furniture out of instinct. I need context for this one, because the only thing I can see in my head is people comically flying/falling/leaping/tumbling out of desk drawers and sofa cushions in their house at inopportune times... It's a reference to wrestlers frequently being driven through the Spanish announcers' table at PPVs. It became so commonplace that Jim Ross and Jerry Lawler would make a joke of it by sarcastically saying, "Oh no, not the Spanish announcers' table!" Hugo was the guy who typically did commentary, along with Carlos Cabrera.
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Post by Deleted on Jul 15, 2013 8:06:06 GMT -5
I need context for this one, because the only thing I can see in my head is people comically flying/falling/leaping/tumbling out of desk drawers and sofa cushions in their house at inopportune times... It's a reference to wrestlers frequently being driven through the Spanish announcers' table at PPVs. It became so commonplace that Jim Ross and Jerry Lawler would make a joke of it by sarcastically saying, "Oh no, not the Spanish announcers' table!" Hugo was the guy who typically did commentary, along with Carlos Cabrera. Oh, it was just a tables comment. I thought it was some reference about their marriage ending or somethin'...
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Post by snopes on Jul 15, 2013 11:02:14 GMT -5
I'm sure a regular day job is probably more horrifying to her than any porn or prostitution gig. Sadly this is probably at least partly true, a few people have had digs at guys like Justin Credible and Shane Douglas for getting 'normal' jobs, like that means they failed or something because people don't want to see them. I for one never knocked those guys but just kind of had extra respect in that they were able to even function in places like target and olive garden. That has to be insanely difficult, going from cult legend status to corporate shit. I think I would lose it. Definitely see Sunny living out the rest of her life off of her body and name and booze, living and fighting with unknown young indy guys. Some people go crazy. Happens every day. Would still not pay more than ten bucks to lay in a used public bed with the well handled tramp, though.
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Post by Futureraven: Beelzebruv on Jul 15, 2013 12:24:18 GMT -5
I meant people still in the industry, normal people appreciate it. But in that world, if you're not making money from your name, if you're living like a 'mark' you're less than nothing.
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Post by Deleted on Jul 15, 2013 13:14:36 GMT -5
Sad that in two years she's gone from being inducted into the WWE HOF to this. The lives of so many women in wrestling are particularly dismal. Did anyone really expect anything else though? Sunny has been a wreck for a while, cleaned up for a minute to get a HoF induction and then right back to being a trainwreck again.
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Post by Baldobomb-22-OH-MAN!!! on Jul 15, 2013 14:56:21 GMT -5
So we haven't recruited a board member yet to do this and write up a report? There has to be somebody in the New Jersey area or wherever this is. If any member recalls her making a comment on her you shoot that she doesn't do chocolate, meaning she doesn't like men with dark skin. Ahmed Johnson would disagree.
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Post by Baldobomb-22-OH-MAN!!! on Jul 15, 2013 14:57:42 GMT -5
I'm sure a regular day job is probably more horrifying to her than any porn or prostitution gig. Sadly this is probably at least partly true, a few people have had digs at guys like Justin Credible and Shane Douglas for getting 'normal' jobs, like that means they failed or something because people don't want to see them. I'd almost kill for Shane Douglas' job in this economy.
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Post by Deleted on Jul 15, 2013 15:03:46 GMT -5
Yeah, for all the grief fans seem to give Justin Credible and Shane Douglas for having normal jobs, they have health coverage included in that employment. Pretty sure most wrestlers do not have that, given the particulars of what they do for a living and how health insurance companies don't wanna cover that.
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Post by The Peoples Elbow on Jul 15, 2013 15:22:35 GMT -5
I can just picture a line of nerds awkwardly shifting their pants, waiting to crawl in bed with her. Yech!
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