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Post by Young Game on Jul 26, 2013 10:02:24 GMT -5
Brooke looks like Hulk Hogan's ex-wife, who looks like Hogan's current wife. Who looks like Hulk Hogan's son Who looks like Linda Hogan's boyfriend.
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Post by Deleted on Jul 26, 2013 10:56:02 GMT -5
Who looks like Hulk Hogan's son Who looks like Linda Hogan's boyfriend. Who looks like a girlfriend that I had in February of last year.
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Post by Lancers on Jul 26, 2013 10:58:16 GMT -5
I wouldn't touch anything that Hulk Hogan has fantasized about, let alone, rubbed baby oil onto. Just because Hogan massaged tanning lotion on his daughter's taint doesn't make it remotely sexual. Okay. Maybe a little....but what's worse to imagine is that at one point an egg was fertilized by Hulk Hogan's sperm that nine months later was a newborn girl named Brooke. Are YouTube comment threads bleeding over into FAN or something? I didn't see any misspellings or threats towards Justin Bieber.
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Post by Sin Cara Tres on Jul 26, 2013 11:17:12 GMT -5
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Post by Baldobomb-22-OH-MAN!!! on Jul 26, 2013 12:12:42 GMT -5
she used to be cute in an average way at one point. then she got a LOT of unnecessary plastic surgery.
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Post by AnActualBear on Jul 26, 2013 12:23:41 GMT -5
Yes, let's imply someone is a man because they are quite tall and not as attractive as most of the female roster. I'm sure there's nothing wrong with this logic at all!
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Post by Deleted on Jul 26, 2013 16:05:33 GMT -5
Who looks like Hulk Hogan's son Who looks like Linda Hogan's boyfriend.
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Post by kamero00 on Jul 26, 2013 16:20:28 GMT -5
You call Samoa Joe fat 600 times, and everything on FAN is fine, you over exaggerate on Brooke's appearance, all hell breaks loose.
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Post by SOR on Jul 26, 2013 16:57:38 GMT -5
Yes, let's imply someone is a man because they are quite tall and not as attractive as most of the female roster. I'm sure there's nothing wrong with this logic at all! It's funny because I doubt most single men in this thread would turn her down. I'm not THAT into her but I'm not going to sit here and pretend I'm too good for her.
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Post by NOwave on Jul 26, 2013 17:00:20 GMT -5
LOL-it took me a good 60 seconds to stop laughing at this one. Actually, I started off reading this thread thinking, "Oh, come on, Brooke's not that bad. Blond, big boobs, tall-most guys would say she's hot".
And then I read this line. I now retract that statement 'cause I'll never be able to look at Brooke again without thinking about this.......
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Post by Deleted on Jul 26, 2013 17:18:28 GMT -5
Yes, let's imply someone is a man because they are quite tall and not as attractive as most of the female roster. I'm sure there's nothing wrong with this logic at all! It's funny because I doubt most single men in this thread would turn her down. I'm not THAT into her but I'm not going to sit here and pretend I'm too good for her. If we couldn't criticize something because the internet would have sex with it, there wouldn't be much for us to discuss, would there?
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Post by SOR on Jul 26, 2013 17:22:07 GMT -5
It's funny because I doubt most single men in this thread would turn her down. I'm not THAT into her but I'm not going to sit here and pretend I'm too good for her. If we couldn't criticize something because the internet would have sex with it, there wouldn't be much for us to discuss, would there? Probably not.
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Post by fortknox on Jul 26, 2013 17:35:30 GMT -5
You call Samoa Joe fat 600 times, and Scott Steiner appears out of nowhere and gives you a Steiner Screwdriver. That's better.
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Post by AnActualBear on Jul 26, 2013 17:42:14 GMT -5
It's funny because I doubt most single men in this thread would turn her down. I'm not THAT into her but I'm not going to sit here and pretend I'm too good for her. If we couldn't criticize something because the internet would have sex with it, there wouldn't be much for us to discuss, would there? That's not the point. Criticise her for her shitty promos, her lack of charisma, the blatant nepotism of her being on TV? Sure. Criticise her because she's only slightly above average in terms of attractiveness? That's backwards on many levels. God I would hate to be a woman working in the wrestling business.
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Post by SOR on Jul 26, 2013 17:44:53 GMT -5
If we couldn't criticize something because the internet would have sex with it, there wouldn't be much for us to discuss, would there? God I would hate to be a woman working in the wrestling business. If you're hot: Creepy guys buying you presents, having weird ownership of you and harassing/stalking you on Facebook/Twitter If you're average/above average: People burying you on the internet saying you're a man and unattractive Lose-Lose.
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Post by Deleted on Jul 26, 2013 17:54:09 GMT -5
If we couldn't criticize something because the internet would have sex with it, there wouldn't be much for us to discuss, would there? That's not the point. Criticise her for her shitty promos, her lack of charisma, the blatant nepotism of her being on TV? Sure. Criticise her because she's only slightly above average in terms of attractiveness? That's backwards on many levels. God I would hate to be a woman working in the wrestling business. How's life in Fantasyland where nobody is judged on appearance? You must absolutely despise the WWE Divas and TNA Knockouts Pics threads that are basically here for everyone to look at women. Or any other place in the world where people are judged on looks every second. God I would hate to be a woman working in the wrestling business. If you're hot: Creepy guys buying you presents, having weird ownership of you and harassing/stalking you on Facebook/Twitter If you're average/above average: People burying you on the internet saying you're a man and unattractive Lose-Lose. Somewhat true. If you're an "average/above average" looking woman and you can wrestle like hell (tons of examples in the indies), people will still love you. See... that's what you boys aren't realizing here. It's not all about looks. At all. But if you don't have any redeemable qualities in what you're doing at all, you have to at least be pretty or have promo ability. ODB isn't an overly attractive woman, in my opinion, but she can wrestle. Velvet Sky isn't a good wrestler, but she gets credit for being pretty. Brooke Hogan can't do anything very well, so she gets ripped in all areas. It just so happens that this thread is focusing on one specific area. If you want examples of other criticisms she gets, look at any of the thousands of threads about how she gets paid a ton, despite the fact that she does nothing.
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Post by Welfare Willis on Jul 26, 2013 17:56:39 GMT -5
Amazing what good lighting, a professional makeup team, and airbrushing can do huh?
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Post by SOR on Jul 26, 2013 18:03:50 GMT -5
That's not the point. Criticise her for her shitty promos, her lack of charisma, the blatant nepotism of her being on TV? Sure. Criticise her because she's only slightly above average in terms of attractiveness? That's backwards on many levels. God I would hate to be a woman working in the wrestling business. How's life in Fantasyland where nobody is judged on appearance? You must absolutely despise the WWE Divas and TNA Knockouts Pics threads that are basically here for everyone to look at women. Or any other place in the world where people are judged on looks every second. If you're hot: Creepy guys buying you presents, having weird ownership of you and harassing/stalking you on Facebook/Twitter If you're average/above average: People burying you on the internet saying you're a man and unattractive Lose-Lose. Somewhat true. If you're an "average/above average" looking woman and you can wrestle like hell (tons of examples in the indies), people will still love you. See... that's what you boys aren't realizing here. It's not all about looks. At all. But if you don't have any redeemable qualities in what you're doing at all, you have to at least be pretty or have promo ability. ODB isn't an overly attractive woman, in my opinion, but she can wrestle. Velvet Sky isn't a good wrestler, but she gets credit for being pretty. Brooke Hogan can't do anything very well, so she gets ripped in all areas. It just so happens that this thread is focusing on one specific area. If you want examples of other criticisms she gets, look at any of the thousands of threads about how she gets paid a ton, despite the fact that she does nothing. I'm all for other criticisms, If she doesn't entertain you? Fine. If you feel she's a worthless investment that's fine also. Lets be honest though. Brooke has been a paid model and I doubt she models for cheap. I'm not one of those people who say "Don't judge based on looks" but I feel if you are going to do so you should be better looking than the person you're critiquing. So unless OP is a popular model who has made more money at being good looking than Brooke has then he has no right to really attack Brooke based on looks does he?
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Post by kamero00 on Jul 26, 2013 18:12:11 GMT -5
lol I would love to see the Hogan lovers say if I called Nick Hogan soft.
I would probably get: "he's Hulk's son dammit, and he's been in jail! He is not soft!".
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Post by kamero00 on Jul 26, 2013 18:15:50 GMT -5
lol, I feel I was purposely over the top with it, to the point where it's obviously not malicious. Is it not maddening to see TNA pay Brooke Hogan and Garrett probably around 6-figures while they have to release so many talented people? If that BS is going to happen, there is bound to be some hate. I highly doubt Brooke and Garrett are making 6 figures. I'd say 25-30k a year for Garrett and maybe 50-60 a year for Brooke. 25/30k is like NO money. That's around minimum wage territory
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