Post by hutter on Dec 25, 2006 15:00:18 GMT -5
Thanks…and Santa Claus is coming to town.
December 15th, 2006
Hey everyone. Just a thank you for engaging the blog. Going to be expanding on this religion issue more very soon. It’s the number one crutch and hypocrisy in the World. Until I participated in conservative activism I never paid direct attention. It just blows me away how most everyone wants to have their cake and eat it, too. They want the World to be a certain way, and yet, they themselves conduct their lives in the exact opposite manner than what it will take to bring it to fruition.
Santa Claus is coming to town and I want to say thanks for generating purchasing activity with the Warrior Wear. If you haven’t been over there yet, check it out. As I said in my original announcement of it, my priority was to get quality stuff, not quantity, and see how sales went from there. If you have any questions you can write the customer service through the link provided or ask me.
AND AS A SPECIAL INCENTIVE, ALL PURCHASES THAT HAVE OCCURRED THUS FAR AND THOSE BETWEEN NOW AND THE HOLIDAYS WILL BE SENT A PERSONALLY-SCRIBED CHRISTMAS CARD FROM ME. YOU CAN CHOOSE TO HAVE YOUR CARD SENT TO WHOEVER YOU WISH. JUST LET CUSTOMER SERVICE AND I KNOW. THANKS.
www.ultimatewarrior.com/Pages/WarriorsWorld_mindmarket.html
The Team Warrior America Wear represents something powerful to me and I appreciate your support in seeing the same thing:
“Finally, I’m proud to relaunch Warrior Wear. I’m even more proud to begin with “Series One” of my “Team Warrior America” line. It took me longer than I expected, longer than you can believe, but it took just the perfect amount of time to set it all up to my OWN Warrior standard.
This Team Warrior America logo symbolizes more than just the identity of the positive, inspiring, Superhero sports entertainment persona I created and performed, Ultimate Warrior. It also symbolizes what participating in that unique masculine, physical sport taught me about myself as a man and a human being (my beliefs, my principles, my disciplines), what I experienced and learned about the cultural impact and powerful influence of role-modeling, and how all these life lessons together inspired me to move on to an even more empowering phase of my life searching for, studying and learning all I could about historical real-life heroes and classical mentoring.
Through the books and writings of man’s history and our country’s own — I found the real heroes. The classical mentors who believed in the importance of doing what was great in and with their own lives while also believing in something that was greater and more enduring than even their own mortality.
This Team Warrior America logo is my OWN reflective and humbled tribute to those heroes, The Founders of America, and the respect, reverence and loyalty I have for all the classical principles, beliefs, virtues and human conduct embodied in the intellectual brilliance, physical fortitude and spiritual integrity they so magnanimously illustrated.
Team Warrior America Wear is not for everyone. Sure, the shirts come in different sizes to fit every size of body, but your principles and courage better be large and muscular enough to stand up and defend the statement this logo makes. There are, after all, piecemeal patriots — and, then, there are Warrior Patriots.
Let me be unimaginably clear about this. Even at the funny misfortune of having a lifetime inventory of Team Warrior America Wear only for family and myself, I don’t want the threads of this apparel draped over the bodies of silent, unprincipled wimps who can’t find at least a few traditional DNA molecules in harmony with Thomas Jefferson’s oft-quoted scorn for any degree of oppression on individual liberty: “The tree of liberty must be refreshed from time to time with the blood of patriots and tyrants.”
*** Although Team Warrior America is a peacekeeping organization to inspire courageous and prejudiced, yet polite, defense of American Patriotism, all shirts bloodied due to ‘refreshing the tree of liberty’ are replaced free of charge. Two shirt replacement if Islamofascist blood. Place shirt in Ziploc bag and send to ‘Team Warrior America Tree of Liberty Blood Donor.’ Include story of battle fought, Warrior Patriot’s name and address. New shirt to ‘refresh’ ships out immediately.”
Warrior Workout START kits are going to back up by tomorrow morning and ready for purchase, too. Great gift for the fat or out of shape or unhealthy person on your holiday shopping list. Make this the last year you have to be uncomfortable telling your fat relative (or spouse) to move their ass so you can around it.
The START Kit is cheaper than the money you’re eventually going to have to spend on the tents you’ll have to buy for clothes or the cost of replacing broken furniture. And much, much cheaper than the back operation you’ll need after you act a pawbearer at the funeral when your fat relative has that massive, massive heart attack. Not funny? Too bad. That’s the problem with all the other billion dollar exercise programs — they are offered by funny comedians who don’t want you to really “get it” about exercise — they want you to fail, and fail and fail, so you can keep coming back for the “New and Improved” version of their nothingness program for nothing once again.
The START Kit is real. There’s no bs and you get to talk to me and have me tell you to quit feeling sorry for yourself. Now with the relaunch underway, the exercise side of things is really going to take off, but, come on, you can’t write me a 10 page email asking me to help you get your exercise act together, and then expect me to chickenpeck at my computer for 3 months and give you every single piece of exercise knowledge that I’ve EARNED on my OWN — the HARD, INTENSE way — in the 33 years I’ve been banging it out.
OH, that’s right, you’re a real nice guy (or gal). Jeez, I almost forgot. Look, I’m sure you are and if you’ve been coming around Warrior Web for a while, you know I have a huge bleeding heart for people who let themselves go to hell in any way, physically, mentally, spiritually. I mean it, I’m hemorrhaging on the inside for you. I’ll need to eat a mop to clean up the mess inside myself. Ok, I just lied.
Look, the way I figure it, for the money you spend on a piece of Warrior Wear clothing or a START kit or anything else to be sold in the near future, I get .00000000001 cent for every hour of time I’ve spent putting in the creativity and accumulating the knowledge and wisdom I have about exercise, fitness and life. For you, that’s more than a fair trade. For me, well, like I said, this is where my HUGE bleeding heart comes in.
Besides, standing on principles has cost me more than enough already and I have two Warrior daughters who happen to be 99.99% perfect at everything they try (go figure!) and they expect their Daddy to pay for it. Do you know how much it costs for a tutu? No, I don’t mean theirs, I mean the ones my size so I can really show that I am interested in what they do. Man, my wife and I have got to get those Warrior boys happening soon.
Now, how’s that for a sales pitch? Not bad for a self-destructive person, right? Ok, screw it — just buy something this Holiday Season or else. How’s that?
Seriously, the START kit, blunt and strightforward as it is, is a great way to get the lowdown on exercise and START changing your life.
The Body area of the site is going to really pick up in activity and by the first of the year I am going to be offering some Limited opportunities for truly personal training, more along the lines of Life Mentoring, including the potential to travel out to my neck of the woods and spend time training and learning with me.
Gotta run for now. More to come over the weekend.
Thanks again for engaging the blog.
Warrior
www.ultimatewarrior.com/warriorsmachete/
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Okay. Maybe I'm slipping, but I have no idea where to begin in making fun of this.
December 15th, 2006
Hey everyone. Just a thank you for engaging the blog. Going to be expanding on this religion issue more very soon. It’s the number one crutch and hypocrisy in the World. Until I participated in conservative activism I never paid direct attention. It just blows me away how most everyone wants to have their cake and eat it, too. They want the World to be a certain way, and yet, they themselves conduct their lives in the exact opposite manner than what it will take to bring it to fruition.
Santa Claus is coming to town and I want to say thanks for generating purchasing activity with the Warrior Wear. If you haven’t been over there yet, check it out. As I said in my original announcement of it, my priority was to get quality stuff, not quantity, and see how sales went from there. If you have any questions you can write the customer service through the link provided or ask me.
AND AS A SPECIAL INCENTIVE, ALL PURCHASES THAT HAVE OCCURRED THUS FAR AND THOSE BETWEEN NOW AND THE HOLIDAYS WILL BE SENT A PERSONALLY-SCRIBED CHRISTMAS CARD FROM ME. YOU CAN CHOOSE TO HAVE YOUR CARD SENT TO WHOEVER YOU WISH. JUST LET CUSTOMER SERVICE AND I KNOW. THANKS.
www.ultimatewarrior.com/Pages/WarriorsWorld_mindmarket.html
The Team Warrior America Wear represents something powerful to me and I appreciate your support in seeing the same thing:
“Finally, I’m proud to relaunch Warrior Wear. I’m even more proud to begin with “Series One” of my “Team Warrior America” line. It took me longer than I expected, longer than you can believe, but it took just the perfect amount of time to set it all up to my OWN Warrior standard.
This Team Warrior America logo symbolizes more than just the identity of the positive, inspiring, Superhero sports entertainment persona I created and performed, Ultimate Warrior. It also symbolizes what participating in that unique masculine, physical sport taught me about myself as a man and a human being (my beliefs, my principles, my disciplines), what I experienced and learned about the cultural impact and powerful influence of role-modeling, and how all these life lessons together inspired me to move on to an even more empowering phase of my life searching for, studying and learning all I could about historical real-life heroes and classical mentoring.
Through the books and writings of man’s history and our country’s own — I found the real heroes. The classical mentors who believed in the importance of doing what was great in and with their own lives while also believing in something that was greater and more enduring than even their own mortality.
This Team Warrior America logo is my OWN reflective and humbled tribute to those heroes, The Founders of America, and the respect, reverence and loyalty I have for all the classical principles, beliefs, virtues and human conduct embodied in the intellectual brilliance, physical fortitude and spiritual integrity they so magnanimously illustrated.
Team Warrior America Wear is not for everyone. Sure, the shirts come in different sizes to fit every size of body, but your principles and courage better be large and muscular enough to stand up and defend the statement this logo makes. There are, after all, piecemeal patriots — and, then, there are Warrior Patriots.
Let me be unimaginably clear about this. Even at the funny misfortune of having a lifetime inventory of Team Warrior America Wear only for family and myself, I don’t want the threads of this apparel draped over the bodies of silent, unprincipled wimps who can’t find at least a few traditional DNA molecules in harmony with Thomas Jefferson’s oft-quoted scorn for any degree of oppression on individual liberty: “The tree of liberty must be refreshed from time to time with the blood of patriots and tyrants.”
*** Although Team Warrior America is a peacekeeping organization to inspire courageous and prejudiced, yet polite, defense of American Patriotism, all shirts bloodied due to ‘refreshing the tree of liberty’ are replaced free of charge. Two shirt replacement if Islamofascist blood. Place shirt in Ziploc bag and send to ‘Team Warrior America Tree of Liberty Blood Donor.’ Include story of battle fought, Warrior Patriot’s name and address. New shirt to ‘refresh’ ships out immediately.”
Warrior Workout START kits are going to back up by tomorrow morning and ready for purchase, too. Great gift for the fat or out of shape or unhealthy person on your holiday shopping list. Make this the last year you have to be uncomfortable telling your fat relative (or spouse) to move their ass so you can around it.
The START Kit is cheaper than the money you’re eventually going to have to spend on the tents you’ll have to buy for clothes or the cost of replacing broken furniture. And much, much cheaper than the back operation you’ll need after you act a pawbearer at the funeral when your fat relative has that massive, massive heart attack. Not funny? Too bad. That’s the problem with all the other billion dollar exercise programs — they are offered by funny comedians who don’t want you to really “get it” about exercise — they want you to fail, and fail and fail, so you can keep coming back for the “New and Improved” version of their nothingness program for nothing once again.
The START Kit is real. There’s no bs and you get to talk to me and have me tell you to quit feeling sorry for yourself. Now with the relaunch underway, the exercise side of things is really going to take off, but, come on, you can’t write me a 10 page email asking me to help you get your exercise act together, and then expect me to chickenpeck at my computer for 3 months and give you every single piece of exercise knowledge that I’ve EARNED on my OWN — the HARD, INTENSE way — in the 33 years I’ve been banging it out.
OH, that’s right, you’re a real nice guy (or gal). Jeez, I almost forgot. Look, I’m sure you are and if you’ve been coming around Warrior Web for a while, you know I have a huge bleeding heart for people who let themselves go to hell in any way, physically, mentally, spiritually. I mean it, I’m hemorrhaging on the inside for you. I’ll need to eat a mop to clean up the mess inside myself. Ok, I just lied.
Look, the way I figure it, for the money you spend on a piece of Warrior Wear clothing or a START kit or anything else to be sold in the near future, I get .00000000001 cent for every hour of time I’ve spent putting in the creativity and accumulating the knowledge and wisdom I have about exercise, fitness and life. For you, that’s more than a fair trade. For me, well, like I said, this is where my HUGE bleeding heart comes in.
Besides, standing on principles has cost me more than enough already and I have two Warrior daughters who happen to be 99.99% perfect at everything they try (go figure!) and they expect their Daddy to pay for it. Do you know how much it costs for a tutu? No, I don’t mean theirs, I mean the ones my size so I can really show that I am interested in what they do. Man, my wife and I have got to get those Warrior boys happening soon.
Now, how’s that for a sales pitch? Not bad for a self-destructive person, right? Ok, screw it — just buy something this Holiday Season or else. How’s that?
Seriously, the START kit, blunt and strightforward as it is, is a great way to get the lowdown on exercise and START changing your life.
The Body area of the site is going to really pick up in activity and by the first of the year I am going to be offering some Limited opportunities for truly personal training, more along the lines of Life Mentoring, including the potential to travel out to my neck of the woods and spend time training and learning with me.
Gotta run for now. More to come over the weekend.
Thanks again for engaging the blog.
Warrior
www.ultimatewarrior.com/warriorsmachete/
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Okay. Maybe I'm slipping, but I have no idea where to begin in making fun of this.
helped $lim jinx NXT. Woops
