ratetankmark
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Equalist Lex Luthor
RIP Rik Mayall, you blimmen genius - Ria Vandervis on Rik Mayall
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Post by ratetankmark on Aug 9, 2013 4:45:36 GMT -5
What is Sarah Stocks/Sarita's favourite promotion?
Eh Eh Eh.
Now you think of the cheesiest wrestling joke you can think of.
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Post by Joshie el Gato Rey on Aug 9, 2013 5:58:57 GMT -5
Since John Cena has a deal with Fruity Pebbles,
HHH and Undertaker are endorsing Boo Berry.
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mybraveface
ALF
On balance, off balance, doesn't even matter, 'cause I'm better than you are, yeah!"
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Post by mybraveface on Aug 9, 2013 7:43:30 GMT -5
Can't think of any, but I know Jerry Lawler has told a bunch.
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Post by Deleted on Aug 9, 2013 8:06:13 GMT -5
Jim Cornette walks into a bar
He spys a horse standing in the corner and walks up to it.
Jim says "Why the **** **** **** long face **** ?
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Futureraven: Beelzebruv
Bill S. Preston, Esq.
The Ultimate Arbiter of Right And Wrong
Spent half my life here, God help me
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Post by Futureraven: Beelzebruv on Aug 9, 2013 16:24:45 GMT -5
Man walks into a bar, Vince Russo is working there now, guy asks for a beer, he gets a flag of Czechoslovakia.
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chazraps
Wade Wilson
Better have my money when I come-a collect!
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Post by chazraps on Aug 10, 2013 0:45:35 GMT -5
There was an amazing thread here in either 2006 or 2007 challenging people to write the worst corniest wrestling jokes they could.
I remember one was:
"What does Hulk Hogan have in common with a Dinobot in a Transformers race that has just pulled ahead of Optimus Prime?
A: They're both past their prime."
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Post by willywonka666 on Aug 11, 2013 11:19:01 GMT -5
(insert crappy wrestler name here) couldn't even draw unemployment
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Post by Deleted on Aug 11, 2013 15:06:57 GMT -5
What is Jerry Lawler's favorite fast food restaurant?
Burger King.
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suave
Dennis Stamp
"I only got on my knees for God and maybe to lick a girl's pussy" -Teddy Hart
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Post by suave on Aug 11, 2013 22:42:33 GMT -5
Dolph Ziggler walks into a bar.
He yells out in pain, flops out into oncoming traffic,, gets hit, and lets his momentum carry him to the sidewalk, where he lies unconscious. The bar really looked strong there, good selling.
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Post by I'm Team Bayley and Indi on Aug 12, 2013 8:01:12 GMT -5
What have Ric Flair and a chicken crossing the road got in common?
They are both old jokes
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mybraveface
ALF
On balance, off balance, doesn't even matter, 'cause I'm better than you are, yeah!"
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Post by mybraveface on Aug 15, 2013 8:56:32 GMT -5
What is Goldberg's favorite album?
"Who's Next".
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tms
Don Corleone
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Post by tms on Aug 16, 2013 22:00:42 GMT -5
What do you get when you cross Molly Holly and Bad News Brown?
The Ghetto Booty Blaster
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suave
Dennis Stamp
"I only got on my knees for God and maybe to lick a girl's pussy" -Teddy Hart
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Post by suave on Aug 16, 2013 23:26:58 GMT -5
How does Barry Horowitz prepare his tea?
Hebrews it.
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Post by Deleted on Aug 17, 2013 0:45:18 GMT -5
Who is Jesus's favorite wrestler?
Christian.
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Futureraven: Beelzebruv
Bill S. Preston, Esq.
The Ultimate Arbiter of Right And Wrong
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Post by Futureraven: Beelzebruv on Aug 17, 2013 3:43:12 GMT -5
Who is Jesus's favorite wrestler? Christian. Who's Christian's favourite wrestler? Jesus |
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Mozenrath
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Post by Mozenrath on Aug 17, 2013 3:47:40 GMT -5
What's the difference between sex and Hawk?
Sex sells.
Also, no Owen Hart jokes, please.
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