Drive-thru line cutting leads to butt stabbing at McDonald's

[andrew8798]

Mohammad Abukhder was in the drive-thru lane of a Riverview McDonald's when Rebecca Jean Simmons reportedly tried to cut in, reports WTSP CBS News-10 in Tampa.

And he wasn't lovin' it.

After Abukhder shouted profanities at Simmons, the 45-year-old Tampa woman got out of her car and stabbed the hood of Abukhder's car with a knife, accrding to the report.

Abukhder then exited his car to approach Simmons in an attempt to grab her keys to keep her from fleeing until authorities could get to the scene. That's when Simmons reportedly stabbed him in the butt, causing a minor puncture wound, according to the report.

-Sun Sentinel

Fun times in Florida

[Father Dougal McGuire]

The thread tittle make my squirt water out of my nose. Thanks.

[mcmahonfan85]

Florida

at this point i think we should just make an all-purpose Florida sucks thread since 90% of the messed up and/or stupid news stories that get posted happen in Florida

["Gentleman" AJ Powell]

I thought this'd be a euphamism for getting bummed or something.

[Welfare Willis]

It's Florida.

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The Crimson Bolt was unavailable for comment

[Deleted]

Only at WackArnolds

[Koda, Master Crunchyroller]

Going through the drive thru at McDonald's is always a pain in the ass....

[wisdomwizard]

Maybe she got so hungry for buns that when the guy yelled at her she looked and went, "UMMMMM, yummmy!!!"

[Sephiroth]

I'm starting to understand why Florida has its unique shape. Because everyone there are d***s.

[Wolf Hawkfield no1 NZ poster]

Damm Florida what the f*** is wrong with you.

[Viva]

It's about time someone got what they deserved for doing that.

[Ryback on a Pole!]

Aug 9, 2013 22:26:33 GMT -5 Viva said:

It's about time someone got what they deserved for doing that.

Maybe I misread but wasn't it the line-cutter person who stabbed the person who yelled at her? Or have I got it completely wrong and it was the person who cut the line who got butt stabbed.

[Evilution E5150]

will some american please explain to me what the hell is wrong with florida, i thought it was just full of old people

[thetower52]

f***ing Florida

[BigBadZ]

What a loser... wait just a minute.... Rebecca is Gene.... Gene is Rebecca.... Rebecca Jean Simmons IS A MAN.... OH MY GOD!!!!

[Zaq "That Guy" Buzzkill]

Aug 9, 2013 19:53:01 GMT -5 andrew8798 said:

Mohammad Abukhder was in the drive-thru lane of a Riverview McDonald's when Rebecca Jean Simmons reportedly tried to cut in, reports WTSP CBS News-10 in Tampa.

And he wasn't lovin' it.

Best line in the article. Easily.

[Jedi-El of Tomorrow]

Aug 10, 2013 4:12:13 GMT -5 Ryback on a Pole! said:

Aug 9, 2013 22:26:33 GMT -5 Viva said:

It's about time someone got what they deserved for doing that.

Maybe I misread but wasn't it the line-cutter person who stabbed the person who yelled at her? Or have I got it completely wrong and it was the person who cut the line who got butt stabbed.

Yeah, the one who cut in line did the stabbing.

[The OP]

Not that I condone the stabbing in any way, but it was pretty stupid of the guy to try to grab the woman's keys away when she was hysterical and wielding a knife. Honestly, he's lucky he got stabbed in the butt and not some vital organ.