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Post by wildojinx on Aug 11, 2013 19:57:14 GMT -5
With Jake wanting to be in the rumble, we need a way to give him a moment. Here's my suggestion, DDP is a surprise entrant and number 1, and 2 can be some cocky but lower-card heel like swagger or slater. Said heel starts dominating DDP until number 3 comes out, and its jake, who gives the heel a ddt and eliminates him. DDP and Jake then celebrate, until ddp eliminates him, playing up the "every man for himself" aspect. Jake takes in in stride but stays at ringside to cheer on DDP. Once DDP is eliminated, Jake drags out a bag containing the snake from under the ring, causing whoever eliminated DDP to run out of the ring and eliminate himself.
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Post by thelonewolf527 on Aug 11, 2013 19:59:53 GMT -5
Jake watches the Rumble at home on tv
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Post by thetower52 on Aug 11, 2013 20:05:37 GMT -5
Music hits when a bunch of guys are in the ring
DDTs em all
Celebrates
Cocky heel eliminates em
Or
Randy Orton is in the ring and jake comes out to seek some revenge from that RKO on the highlight reel a few years ago that no one in the crowd would remember
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Post by Tiger Millionaire on Aug 11, 2013 20:10:30 GMT -5
Do the Andre afraid of snakes gimmick, except with Ryback
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Post by Deleted on Aug 11, 2013 20:18:41 GMT -5
He should be entrant 21 or 22.
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Post by 2 Cold Scorkum on Aug 11, 2013 20:21:39 GMT -5
He should be entrant 21 or 22. Why not both? He gets eliminated immediately and comes right back out. |
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Post by Deleted on Aug 11, 2013 20:24:29 GMT -5
Santino's alone in the ring, Jake comes out with the snake in the bag and puts it in a corner, and there's a staredown.
Santino hits the cobra, Jake laughs and says "That won't work on this old snake." DDT, puts the python on Santino. Santino wakes up, flips out and eliminates himself.
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Post by Deleted on Aug 11, 2013 20:25:50 GMT -5
#14 entrant Jake the Snake
*Mediocre pop*
As he walks down the ramp Jerry Lawler runs from commentary and throws bottles of Jack Daniels at Jake until one hits him and knocks him down. Then Jerry stands over Jake and spills booze over him to "wake him up". Jake wakes up, notices the alcohol, starts shaking.
Time for #15.
10 9 8 7 6 5 4 3 2 1
*One of a kind* It's Rob Van Dam!
But what's he holding? A bag full of weed. Throws it on Jake who at that point drank a bottle of Jack and screams at crowd "Does anyone have a f***** lighter?!?!?!"
Jake finally gets a box of matches and starts smoking in one hand while drinking from other.
Cole has a seizure screaming "Vintage Roberts! Vintage Roberts!"
Next up #16
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"It's me! It's me! It's DDP" remixed with fake "Sweet Child Of Mine"/"Self High Five"
DDP stares at Jake, sees that he has fallen back to his vices. Diamond Cutters him on the concrete, Diamond Cutter on Lawler for being a douche.
In doing that, he heals the WWE from being PG thanks to his Yoga and we have TV-14. Another boom period.
Ariane's boyfriend Vincent wins the Rumble and goes to WMXXX to face Brodus Clay in the main event.
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Post by homofojomo on Aug 11, 2013 20:27:44 GMT -5
Eliminated by Heath Slater who then goes on to win the rumble. The boyhood DREEE-UHHMM
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Close enough.
Hey-yo.
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Post by RIHT on Aug 11, 2013 21:16:06 GMT -5
Santino's cobra vs. Jake's snake to start off match.
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Post by Brother Nero....Wolfe on Aug 11, 2013 21:26:38 GMT -5
First, I'd give someone an alcohol gimmick. Then, during the rumble, I'd have Jake and Scott Hall with inexplicably resolved heart issues face him in the rumble and be nearly eliminated when...
5...4..3...2....1!
YO IT'S ME
IT'S ME
IT'S DDP
DDP runs in and the three work together to beat Alcohol Man. As they are busy celebrating, some heels eliminate them. Once eliminated, they shrug and go "WHO CARES WE STILL BEAT ALCOHOL MAN" "But you almost slipped Jake" "SCREW IT WE GOT THERE DIDN'T WE? YEEEAH"
Then they would group hug and jump all the way back to the entrance ramp without breaking the hug. When seen from above, the group hug would form DDP's sign.
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Post by Straight Edge Scrotum on Aug 11, 2013 23:19:12 GMT -5
Jake enters the Rumble and gets in some good offense until we get a run-in from a giant bottle of Wild Turkey. The bottle hits the ring and nails Jake with a DDT, then dumps him over the top rope.
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Post by DragonMasterP on Aug 11, 2013 23:28:24 GMT -5
He comes in, gives someone the short-arm clothesline, then goes for the DDT but gets eliminated before he can hit it, just like old times.
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Post by Caglar13 on Aug 11, 2013 23:32:29 GMT -5
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Post by Spiderf 4 on Aug 12, 2013 0:22:06 GMT -5
I love how Mabel totally barrels out of the ring (and almost runs over a referee) upon sight of the snake. |
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Post by mizerable on Aug 12, 2013 0:25:35 GMT -5
Jake watches the Rumble at home on tv I was going to try to come up with a funny scenario, but this exceeded the one I came up with. Nice one! |
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Post by rybackrulez on Aug 12, 2013 2:43:20 GMT -5
I kind if fear Jake breaking his hip hitting the ddt like orndorf breaking it with a piledriver
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Post by Emmet Russell on Aug 12, 2013 2:50:49 GMT -5
There's 4 people left in the ring and the countdown begins to entrance 30.
5 ... 4 ... 3 ... 2 ... 1 ... *Buzzer*
Jakes music hits. People give a good reaction. Jake comes out with a sack over his shoulder while the final 4 freak out.
He enters the ring and opens his sack to reveal ... yoga mats; Jake teaches everyone yoga as the show goes off the air.
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Post by "Gizzark" Mike Wronglevenay on Aug 12, 2013 7:15:49 GMT -5
Jake teams up with some babyfaces to clear the ring, then one of those babyfaces elimninates Jake. Jake audibly says into the camera 'forgive them father, for they know now what they do' and leaves.
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