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Post by ________ has left the building on Aug 13, 2013 8:27:16 GMT -5
He's going to start whistling "The Farmer in the Dell" on his way to the ring. "Punk is coming! Ohhh shit!!!"
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Post by CM Parish on Aug 13, 2013 8:30:41 GMT -5
He's going to start whistling "The Farmer in the Dell" on his way to the ring. "Punk is coming! Ohhh shit!!!" He'd have to be nonchalantly killed by Heyman when he's buying a Pepsi from the corner shop.
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Bo Rida
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Post by Bo Rida on Aug 13, 2013 8:52:15 GMT -5
If only Punk combined quotes from The Wire and the chess metaphor.
CM Punk: Now look, check it, it's simple, it's simple. See this? This the kingpin, a'ight? And he the man. You get the other dude's king, you got the game. But he trying to get your king too, so you gotta protect it. Now, the king, he move one space any direction he damn choose, 'cause he's the king. Like this, this, this, a'ight? But he ain't got no hustle. But the rest of these motherf***ers on the team, they got his back. And they run so deep, he really ain't gotta do shit. Daniel Bryan: Like Vince? CM Punk: Yeah, like Vince. You see this? This the queen. She smart, she fast. She move any way she want, as far as she want. And she is the go-get-shit-done piece. The Miz: Remind me of Cena. CM Punk: And this over here is the castle. Like HHH. It can move like this, and like this. The Miz: Dog, HHH don’t wrestle, man. CM Punk: C'mon, yo, think. How many times has HHH wrestled big matches over the past few years? Right? And every time there looks like there’s going to be a new star, he gotta move a little with it, right? To “protect” it. Daniel Bryan: True, true, you right. All right, what about them little baldheaded bitches right there? CM Punk: These right here, these are the pawns. They like the Wrestlers. They move like this, one space forward only. Except when they fight, then it's like this. And they like the front lines, they be out in the ring. The Miz: So how do you get to be the king? CM Punk: It ain't like that. See, the king stay the king, a'ight? Everything stay who he is. Except for the pawns. Now, if the pawn make it all the way down to the other dude's side, he get to be queen. And like I said, the queen ain't no bitch. She got all the moves. Daniel Bryan: A'ight, so if I make it to the other end, I win. CM Punk: If you catch the other dude's king and trap it, then you win. Daniel Bryan: A'ight, but if I make it to the end, I'm top dog. CM Punk: Nah, yo, it ain't like that. Look, the pawns, man, in the game, they get capped quick. They be out the game early. Daniel Bryan: Unless they some smart-ass pawns.
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Post by Cvslfc123 on Aug 13, 2013 9:04:55 GMT -5
When you come at the King, you better be between the ages of 18 and 25. That's a PG quote. Real King is fine if you're between 14 and 21.
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ASYLUMHAUSEN
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Post by ASYLUMHAUSEN on Aug 13, 2013 9:26:38 GMT -5
My favorite will ALWAYS be his use of "I'm a patient boy, I wait I wait I wait."
Fugazi FTW !
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Post by BR329 on Aug 13, 2013 12:40:54 GMT -5
I hope the next wire quote is a Clay Davis line.
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