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Post by modestgenius on Aug 12, 2013 19:43:04 GMT -5
Punk seems to be full of these cool little meaningless phrases, "Your arms are just too short to box with God"
Anyone got any others?
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Post by An Old Villain on Aug 12, 2013 19:43:57 GMT -5
YOU HAVE A VAAAAAGIIIINA!
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Post by Deleted on Aug 12, 2013 19:47:34 GMT -5
"Click, Click, Click, Click, Click..."
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Post by celticjobber on Aug 12, 2013 19:52:15 GMT -5
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Post by mcmahonfan85 on Aug 12, 2013 19:52:16 GMT -5
"Your arms are just too short to box with God" ...now where have i heard that before {Spoiler} SpoilerSpoiler
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Post by celticjobber on Aug 12, 2013 19:55:46 GMT -5
"Your arms are just too short to box with God" ...now where have i heard that before {Spoiler}{Spoiler} SpoilerI think they both stole it from Nas' song "You're The Man".
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Post by hossfan on Aug 12, 2013 19:57:03 GMT -5
"You knew I was a snake when you picked me up."
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Post by Lazy peon on Aug 12, 2013 22:08:34 GMT -5
When you come at the King, you best not tell your parents or teachers.
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Post by Old Jack Burton on Aug 12, 2013 22:14:03 GMT -5
I play chess a bit, and it sounded incredibly stupid.
"Paul Heyman is just playing his little Chess game, and he's got all his Pawns in a row...but when you come at the King you best not miss."
You can't "miss" in Chess. You can blunder, you can become trapped, you can be forced to sacrifice something you don't want to, but you can't miss.
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Post by Citizen Snips on Aug 12, 2013 22:17:01 GMT -5
Was surprised he didn't tell Lesnar to tread lightly. Must have missed last night's Breaking Bad...
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Post by Confused Mark Wahlberg on Aug 12, 2013 22:21:37 GMT -5
"Paul Heyman, I'm coming for you, N***a!"
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Post by Deleted on Aug 12, 2013 22:22:06 GMT -5
Next time he's on TV he needs to just grab a mic and yell "Sheeeeeeee~it!" as loud as humanly possible.
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Post by Deleted on Aug 12, 2013 22:25:38 GMT -5
"Your arms are too short to box with God" is a Nas line, and I recall Samoa Joe saying it in TNA a couple of years ago as well (not in a promo, but off mic to the hard camera).
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Post by CubsFan71 on Aug 12, 2013 22:36:56 GMT -5
"OMG Kevin Nash! WTF thought he was dead LOL"
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Post by Deleted on Aug 12, 2013 22:40:36 GMT -5
Fun fact: Your arms are too short to box with God is actually from a 1920s sermon and In Living Color riffed on it with gospel singers that sang a song called "My afro is too high to box with god"
Edit: apparently it was a Broadway play as well in the early 80s
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Post by Perd on Aug 12, 2013 22:43:53 GMT -5
He's going to start whistling "The Farmer in the Dell" on his way to the ring.
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Post by thegame415 on Aug 13, 2013 0:57:50 GMT -5
When you come at the King, you better be between the ages of 18 and 25.
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Post by Allie Kitsune on Aug 13, 2013 7:30:53 GMT -5
Water, water, everywhere, and all the boards did shrink. Water, water, everywhere, but not a drop to drink.
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Post by Deleted on Aug 13, 2013 7:33:51 GMT -5
When you come at the King, you better be between the ages of 18 and 25. That's a PG quote. Real King is fine if you're between 14 and 21.
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Post by wisdomwizard on Aug 13, 2013 8:20:52 GMT -5
From The Wire or not, out of Punk's mouth the line was awesome.
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