Post by Reflecto on Aug 13, 2013 14:11:01 GMT -5
Pre-Show: Rob Van Dam vs Dean Ambrose
Dean Ambrose waits around in the ring, only for them to claim RVD was in no shape to perform in the ring. Ambrose celebrates, when Reigns and Rollins attack him. The three put on a triple-threat match for the Title, pinning each other. Reigns claims he just won the US title, while Ambrose claims he won the tag team title, while Rollins claims he won REIGNS'S tag title instead of his own. The three fight- then shake hands and head backstage.
1. World Heavyweight Championship: Alberto Del Rio drops to the ring and lets Christian pin him. Christian does, then walks off. Del Rio claims that he's done this out of anger at the old guard and wants the Mexican people to be real champs- then challenges Sin Cara to a match for the real title- then SWERVE! They become allies. ADR holds up the title. Damien Sandow comes, presumably to cash in the title- then SWERVE, he's actually a Mexican luchador all along.
2. Brie Bella faces Natalya. Before the match, the two hug and say they're actually friends. Eva Marie and JoJo come out and say that they're trying to ruin their show. They challenge the two. Eva Marie pins Brie, only to reveal that Nikki was in the ring all along. Brie then pins JoJo, then celebrates- and reveals that she never said she was friends with Natalya and beats her down.
3. Bray Wyatt beats Kane, after promising if Kane won, the Wyatt Family would light themselves on fire in the middle of the ring.
4. Cody Rhodes defeats Damien Sandow. Sandow is not mentioned as having said he was a luchador earlier in the show. Rhodes wins, and takes the briefcase, only for Sandow to reveal the contract wasn't there and that Rhodes merely won a gift certificate to Hardee's and Carl's Jr.
5. Dolph Ziggler and Kaitlyn vs. Big E Langston and AJ starts, but then Stephanie comes out, airs a commercial for Total Divas, and demands that they stop pretending they're the real dominant Divas. Eva Marie and JoJo come down to the ring, take the places of AJ and Kaitlyn, Eva Marie wresting the title away from AJ, as AJ and Kaitlyn are never seen again. The match occurs as normal, with the announcers claiming that this was always the match [and Eva Marie was always Divas' Champion.]
6. CM Punk and Brock Lesnar goes to a no-contest as Curtis Axel turns on both of them, then pins each one in turn.
7. John Cena vs, Daniel Bryan- Triple H goes to the ring using a smartphone. Cena and Bryan come to the ring, and start. Just before the match occurs, though, Triple H looks at his smartphone, then at both men, and finally tells Cena "I'm sorry. I really am." Just then, Mercury Morris, in his Dolphins jersey, comes to the ring and low blows Cena, HHH hits the Pedigree, before Bryan locks the Yes! lock in and Triple H rings the bell. Bryan throws down the title, saying 'this is bullshit!' as Triple H shows Bryan the smartphone- if Morris saying "You ain't on our block anymore!" didn't stop it, the announcers openly saying Triple H changed the script because Reddit leaked Cena was going to win do.
Dean Ambrose waits around in the ring, only for them to claim RVD was in no shape to perform in the ring. Ambrose celebrates, when Reigns and Rollins attack him. The three put on a triple-threat match for the Title, pinning each other. Reigns claims he just won the US title, while Ambrose claims he won the tag team title, while Rollins claims he won REIGNS'S tag title instead of his own. The three fight- then shake hands and head backstage.
1. World Heavyweight Championship: Alberto Del Rio drops to the ring and lets Christian pin him. Christian does, then walks off. Del Rio claims that he's done this out of anger at the old guard and wants the Mexican people to be real champs- then challenges Sin Cara to a match for the real title- then SWERVE! They become allies. ADR holds up the title. Damien Sandow comes, presumably to cash in the title- then SWERVE, he's actually a Mexican luchador all along.
2. Brie Bella faces Natalya. Before the match, the two hug and say they're actually friends. Eva Marie and JoJo come out and say that they're trying to ruin their show. They challenge the two. Eva Marie pins Brie, only to reveal that Nikki was in the ring all along. Brie then pins JoJo, then celebrates- and reveals that she never said she was friends with Natalya and beats her down.
3. Bray Wyatt beats Kane, after promising if Kane won, the Wyatt Family would light themselves on fire in the middle of the ring.
4. Cody Rhodes defeats Damien Sandow. Sandow is not mentioned as having said he was a luchador earlier in the show. Rhodes wins, and takes the briefcase, only for Sandow to reveal the contract wasn't there and that Rhodes merely won a gift certificate to Hardee's and Carl's Jr.
5. Dolph Ziggler and Kaitlyn vs. Big E Langston and AJ starts, but then Stephanie comes out, airs a commercial for Total Divas, and demands that they stop pretending they're the real dominant Divas. Eva Marie and JoJo come down to the ring, take the places of AJ and Kaitlyn, Eva Marie wresting the title away from AJ, as AJ and Kaitlyn are never seen again. The match occurs as normal, with the announcers claiming that this was always the match [and Eva Marie was always Divas' Champion.]
6. CM Punk and Brock Lesnar goes to a no-contest as Curtis Axel turns on both of them, then pins each one in turn.
7. John Cena vs, Daniel Bryan- Triple H goes to the ring using a smartphone. Cena and Bryan come to the ring, and start. Just before the match occurs, though, Triple H looks at his smartphone, then at both men, and finally tells Cena "I'm sorry. I really am." Just then, Mercury Morris, in his Dolphins jersey, comes to the ring and low blows Cena, HHH hits the Pedigree, before Bryan locks the Yes! lock in and Triple H rings the bell. Bryan throws down the title, saying 'this is bullshit!' as Triple H shows Bryan the smartphone- if Morris saying "You ain't on our block anymore!" didn't stop it, the announcers openly saying Triple H changed the script because Reddit leaked Cena was going to win do.