Professor Chaos
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Post by Professor Chaos on Aug 14, 2013 20:15:14 GMT -5
And he's hungry. Hell John Cena ain't been hungry since he won that belt. Big E should go on Total Divas and tell Nikki Bella "He woman, why don't you bring your pretty self over to my apartment tonight and I'll show you a real man."
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Post by Deleted on Aug 14, 2013 20:16:08 GMT -5
Who will Cena run on the beach with? The Rock?
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Post by Deleted on Aug 14, 2013 20:18:05 GMT -5
Who will Cena run on the beach with? The Rock? Makes the most amount of sense. Both so homoerotic and jacked and hold a win over each other. Then the rubber match will be held in a basement. Not a BDSM one
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Post by Deleted on Aug 14, 2013 20:20:44 GMT -5
...I know all these Rocky 3 references are just jokes but this sounds AMAZING.
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Post by Essential1 on Aug 14, 2013 20:22:29 GMT -5
Poor Big E....no Diva will fit.
And 3 minutes ain't enough he needs 5!
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Post by JoDaNa1281 on Aug 14, 2013 20:22:52 GMT -5
Who will Cena run on the beach with? The Rock? Makes the most amount of sense. Both so homoerotic and jacked and hold a win over each other. Then the rubber match will be held in a basement. Not a BDSM one Who are the "Paulie & Micky" in this story? Maybe Daniel as Paulie, he can be the comic relief.
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Post by Mozenrath on Aug 14, 2013 20:23:37 GMT -5
"John Cena does not have a My Little Pony of himself. What are your thoughts on that?"
"I pity the fool."
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Post by Mozenrath on Aug 14, 2013 20:24:13 GMT -5
Makes the most amount of sense. Both so homoerotic and jacked and hold a win over each other. Then the rubber match will be held in a basement. Not a BDSM one Who are the "Paulie & Micky" in this story? Zack Ryder is obviously Paulie.
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Post by Deleted on Aug 14, 2013 20:27:33 GMT -5
Makes the most amount of sense. Both so homoerotic and jacked and hold a win over each other. Then the rubber match will be held in a basement. Not a BDSM one Who are the "Paulie & Micky" in this story? Maybe Daniel as Paulie, he can be the comic relief. The promise of Daniel Bryan with a sexy talking robot makes a sequel inevitable.
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Post by JoDaNa1281 on Aug 14, 2013 20:29:25 GMT -5
Who are the "Paulie & Micky" in this story? Maybe Daniel as Paulie, he can be the comic relief. The promise of Daniel Bryan with a sexy talking robot makes a sequel inevitable. Otherwise known as Brie.
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Professor Chaos
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Post by Professor Chaos on Aug 14, 2013 20:29:29 GMT -5
Makes the most amount of sense. Both so homoerotic and jacked and hold a win over each other. Then the rubber match will be held in a basement. Not a BDSM one Who are the "Paulie & Micky" in this story? Maybe Daniel as Paulie, he can be the comic relief. Zeb Culter should be Paulie. He sees Cena's face on an arcade game and smashes it with his flask. After Cena bails him out he tries to fight him saying "I don't sweat you. I don't need a watch. I got 2 watches!"
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Post by Deleted on Aug 14, 2013 20:48:03 GMT -5
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Post by turkeysandwich on Aug 14, 2013 20:56:44 GMT -5
Well then who the hell is Thunderlips in this scenario?
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Post by Professor Chaos on Aug 14, 2013 21:04:30 GMT -5
Well then who the hell is Thunderlips in this scenario? Cameo by Batista.
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Post by Deleted on Aug 14, 2013 21:17:29 GMT -5
So who beats Rock to death in the follow-up storyline?
Also, does Rock take Cena to train at the Nation gym under Faarooq?
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Post by Deleted on Aug 14, 2013 21:30:55 GMT -5
So who beats Rock to death in the follow-up storyline? Also, does Rock take Cena to train at the Nation gym under Faarooq? Has to be Brock.
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Post by CM Dazz on Aug 14, 2013 21:38:21 GMT -5
Makes the most amount of sense. Both so homoerotic and jacked and hold a win over each other. Then the rubber match will be held in a basement. Not a BDSM one Who are the "Paulie & Micky" in this story? Maybe Daniel as Paulie, he can be the comic relief. Obviously Heyman & Foley.
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Post by Professor Chaos on Aug 14, 2013 21:48:43 GMT -5
So who beats Rock to death in the follow-up storyline? Also, does Rock take Cena to train at the Nation gym under Faarooq? I say Jinder Mahaul. Cena then fights him in the Middle East and ends the War On Terror. Cena wins but suffers brain damage and retires. He then starts training Bo Dallas to be his successor but Bo turns on him to become a Paul Heyman guy. Cena refuses to come back for one more match but takes Bo in a street fight. Sadly soon after Nikki Bella dies of woman cancer and E! cancels Total Divas as a result. FAN explodes with outrage.
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Post by Deleted on Aug 14, 2013 22:24:42 GMT -5
FAN KICKSTARTER.
Please finance this film! I don't care how many millions it takes!
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Post by The Beast Disincarnate on Aug 14, 2013 23:54:38 GMT -5
Lawler tried to impersonate Mickey but he felt short...
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