They should start booking Ryback like Arnold Rimmer

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After tonight's catering mishap, his lack of knowledge of the coldness of gazpacho soup should become a point of secret soul-crushing shame, what with his old "feed me more" catchphrase and supposed knowledge of food.

Maybe reenact that old Hogan/Dungeon of Doom "it's not hot!" segment in a dream sequence or something.

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Dude...that catering dude OWNED the shit out Ryback with the IT'S SUPPOSED TO BE COLD line.

[hargh]

I misread the title and thought it said to book him like Schwarzenegger. Now I'm picturing Ryback with the accent.

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Kaitlyn?

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*Ryback interrupts a Bryan/Cena/HHH promo, wearing a checkered red dress*
Ryback: Is something amiss?
Bryan: Uh, why would we think that?
Ryback: I'm coming down to the ring in a red and white checked gingham dress and army boots. You don't think there's anything amiss?
HHH: No see, we just thought you had gone nuts after all your recent losses. We were trying to humor you.
Ryback: No, I was just doing a little test. A test to see if you had gone crazy. And if there's one thing I can't stand...*pulls out steel chair* ...it's crazy people.
*Ryback hits HHH with Shell Shock, clubs Bryan and Cena with the chair, then pulls out a little puppet*
Ryback: MR. FLIBBLE RULES.

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Aug 18, 2013 22:34:30 GMT -5 BigJerichool222 said:

Dude...that catering dude OWNED the shit out Ryback with the IT'S SUPPOSED TO BE COLD line.

You must not have been paying attention because he made it quite clear that he knew that!

Seriously though, big bully Ryback is awesome. He could just do segments like he's been doing lately for the rest of his career and I'd be a-ok with it.

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Aug 18, 2013 22:52:41 GMT -5 hargh said:

I misread the title and thought it said to book him like Schwarzenegger. Now I'm picturing Ryback with the accent.

AH'LL BE RYBACK