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Post by KAMALARAMBO: BOOMSHAKALAKA!!! on Aug 19, 2013 18:50:06 GMT -5
Inspired by his joke last night that Cody Rhodes used to be a cleptomaniac, but then he took something for it. You could just about hear (yes, I said hear) Michael Cole and JBL roll their eyes at that one. I'm glad Lawler's healthy again and all, but damn are about 99.999 percent of his jokes these days awful.
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Post by Deleted on Aug 19, 2013 18:54:05 GMT -5
The one about the red headed girl.
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Post by edgestar on Aug 19, 2013 18:57:26 GMT -5
Anytime Dolph elbows someone post heart attack. "One of those can kill you!"
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Post by JTH on Aug 19, 2013 18:57:28 GMT -5
Reptile Dysfunction...
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Post by turkeysandwich on Aug 19, 2013 18:57:34 GMT -5
I think he got yelled at in his headset last night when he said something about AJ being called "Gideon" since she's been in so many hotel rooms. Both JBL and Cole did not respond to it and I forget exactly what he said, but he immediately kinda retracted it.
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Post by CATCH_US IS the Conversation on Aug 19, 2013 18:58:42 GMT -5
Anytime Dolph elbows someone post heart attack. "One of those can kill you!" I actually like Jerry Lawler's heart attack jokes. "My ride's here!!!" It's not like he's holding it over Dolph's head and making him feel like shit over it. |
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Post by edgestar on Aug 19, 2013 19:01:38 GMT -5
Anytime Dolph elbows someone post heart attack. "One of those can kill you!" I actually like Jerry Lawler's heart attack jokes. "My ride's here!!!" It's not like he's holding it over Dolph's head and making him feel like shit over it. I definitely get that he has a lighthearted approach to it, but to me sometimes it's funny and sometimes it isn't.  |
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Post by thegame415 on Aug 19, 2013 19:20:04 GMT -5
Pretty much anything he has said since 2003.
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Post by Deleted on Aug 19, 2013 19:35:09 GMT -5
The often-repeated joke from the WWE games.
"I dated a redhead once. No hair. Just a red head."
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Post by Marvelously Mediocre on Aug 19, 2013 19:38:01 GMT -5
Another great one from a WWE game was him talking about Sheamus being pale and wishing death on him. I forget how it goes.
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Post by Deleted on Aug 19, 2013 19:38:32 GMT -5
Goat Cheese!
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Post by Deleted on Aug 19, 2013 19:49:11 GMT -5
Another great one from a WWE game was him talking about Sheamus being pale and wishing death on him. I forget how it goes. "That pale skin of Sheamus makes him look like a corpse, in fact, I think I'd like him more if he was one.` I believe that's how it goes. Horrible. |
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Post by Ecks Ecks Ringout Ecks Ecks on Aug 19, 2013 19:57:00 GMT -5
I actually laughed at the kleptomaniac line because it was so bad, it cycled right back around to being funny, kind of like the deliberately awful one-liners Bobby Heenan used to annoy Gorilla Monsoon.
For me, Lawler's awfulness comes mostly from his insanely repetitive put-down jokes (Vickie is fat, Bryan is a goat, AJ is a slut, etc.) and the absence of the comedic timing he used to display in the mid-to-late 90s. This could be his own fault, due to age and/or not having the same passion for his job, or it could be the fault of a certain crazy old man screaming into his headset and micromanaging his lines.
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Post by Marvelously Mediocre on Aug 19, 2013 19:58:37 GMT -5
Another great one from a WWE game was him talking about Sheamus being pale and wishing death on him. I forget how it goes. "That pale skin of Sheamus makes him look like a corpse, in fact, I think I'd like him more if he was one.` I believe that's how it goes. Horrible. Thank you. They don't even have the excuse that it was a heat of the moment line on a live show. They pre-recorded this and Lawler and/or the script writers thought it was good enough for the final product. Has to be his worst ever line. |
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Post by Savage Gambino on Aug 19, 2013 20:03:45 GMT -5
Every joke he's told based around "D-Bry is a goat" or "Vickie is fat".
All of them.
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Post by spyda on Aug 19, 2013 20:31:12 GMT -5
He keeps feeding this thread tonight
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Post by Gummydavidson on Aug 19, 2013 20:54:15 GMT -5
Another great one from a WWE game was him talking about Sheamus being pale and wishing death on him. I forget how it goes. Another joke from the games goes like this "Sheamus was once invited to an ugly contest and the judges told him sorry no professionals." |
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Post by KAMALARAMBO: BOOMSHAKALAKA!!! on Aug 20, 2013 0:21:08 GMT -5
Another great one from a WWE game was him talking about Sheamus being pale and wishing death on him. I forget how it goes. Another joke from the games goes like this "Sheamus was once invited to an ugly contents and the judges told him sorry no professionals." Wow, this is making me glad I'm out of the videogame loop. |
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Post by kamero00 on Aug 20, 2013 0:24:58 GMT -5
The one where he has a heart attack...oh that was real?
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Post by Andy Martin on Aug 20, 2013 0:55:49 GMT -5
Anytime Dolph elbows someone post heart attack. "One of those can kill you!" I actually like Jerry Lawler's heart attack jokes. "My ride's here!!!" It's not like he's holding it over Dolph's head and making him feel like shit over it. I thought the clepto joke last night was pretty good as well *shrug* |
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