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Post by CrazySting on Aug 19, 2013 23:12:55 GMT -5
Next week's Raw: Triple H is revealed as the guy who beat up Alberto and Drew, the spoiler dude on Reddit AND the one who raised the briefcase at KOTR.
He may or may not have been on the grassy knoll when JFK got killed.
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Post by Sparkybob on Aug 19, 2013 23:14:44 GMT -5
It didn't really bother me tonight. He's the new Vince and he's doing a fine job of it.
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Post by CrazySting on Aug 19, 2013 23:15:26 GMT -5
Triple H shot J.R.
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Post by Big DSR Energy on Aug 19, 2013 23:27:02 GMT -5
Bah gawd, that's heinous!
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Post by wildojinx on Aug 19, 2013 23:37:19 GMT -5
Triple H raised the suitcase, drove the hummer, sent that note to booker t, and was in those pictures with Baby Doll.
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Post by Deleted on Aug 20, 2013 0:16:26 GMT -5
The reason why Hornswoggle has been "revealed" as being Vince's illegitimate son and the anonymous RAW general manager is because Triple H wanted someone else to take the blame and Hornswoggle happened to be walking past him one day and Trips said nonchalantly "From now on, you're going to be the end-game to every mysterious angle we have no matter how much sense it doesn't make. Sound good?" Hornswoggle then replied "O...kay? But do I get be revealed as Stephanie's REAL husband? (Laughs)" Trips begins laughing as well but then he stops and looks at 'Swoggle blankly and then Pedigrees him onto the floor. He then says "Yeah, and I'll actually put someone over. (Laughs)" He then walks away chewing gum and saying to himself over and over in his head "Who's the stupid sexy ASSAH-KICKAH? You are! Who's the ONE TRUE DESTROYAH in DIZ BUIZNEEZ? You are!"
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Post by Heartbreaker on Aug 20, 2013 0:19:41 GMT -5
I read this thread title in Chandler's voice.
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Post by Allie Kitsune on Aug 20, 2013 0:19:45 GMT -5
HHH is the one who spiked Flair's drink at the 2K Panel to make sure that Bryan and Dolph didn't get a chance to talk.
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Post by Deleted on Aug 20, 2013 0:20:47 GMT -5
To paraphrase Steve Corino:
Triple H is the guy who cut Magnum T.A.'s brakes.
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Post by Deleted on Aug 20, 2013 0:21:37 GMT -5
HHH institutes a new WWE mandate - anyone who loses a match must participate in a Hog Pen match with one of the Wyatt Clan.
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Post by Joshie el Gato Rey on Aug 20, 2013 0:57:42 GMT -5
HHH was the "biggah picture"
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Post by The Trashman on Aug 20, 2013 0:58:19 GMT -5
He does run the company..
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Post by Mista T on Aug 20, 2013 3:54:54 GMT -5
Can he have a promo that isn't 10+ minutes long?
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Post by Glitch on Aug 20, 2013 3:58:23 GMT -5
I'm convinced in 20 years we'll see the wwe make hhh sound like he was more important to wrestling than Hogan or Andre the giant.
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Post by hossfan on Aug 20, 2013 7:24:13 GMT -5
That promo was brilliant. When he started in with "How do you think this (Bryan getting screwed out of the title) affects me?" I realized that Triple H is a trolling genius. The only thing that would be better would be him trading in his sledgehammer for a shovel as his weapon of choice.
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Post by Push R Truth on Aug 20, 2013 8:08:02 GMT -5
HHH did the following:
Burned the recipe for WWE Icecream bars Beat up Del Rio and McIntyre Pooped in my pants
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Post by Deleted on Aug 20, 2013 8:15:27 GMT -5
HHH was the photographer who cost Hogan the belt at KOTR '93, was responsible for GTV, and murdered Bruiser Brody.
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Post by Jimichiro Likes Erick Rowan on Aug 20, 2013 8:38:14 GMT -5
HHH institutes a new WWE mandate - anyone who loses a match must participate in a Hog Pen match with one of the Wyatt Clan. I'll laugh hysterically if he books Daniel Bryan in a hog pen match.
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Post by Oh Cry Me a Screwball on Aug 20, 2013 8:39:47 GMT -5
HHH was the Bigger Picture.
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Post by Push R Truth on Aug 20, 2013 8:42:48 GMT -5
HHH was the Bigger Picture. For some reason I really want to see HHH photoshopped into that animated gif of Booker T opening the present to reveal a Scott Hall picture (now HHH).
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