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Post by Deleted on Aug 20, 2013 10:11:30 GMT -5
It's so frustrating on how selfish FAN is that they can't do all my demands I'm requesting which are: -50 million dollars for 5 years -A no trade clause contract -Creative control over all my posts and threads -90% merchandise -Every six months I became special guest mod for one day -I don't have to wear pants, screw the FAN dress code! -FAN must make a movie about me So selfish of you FAN  |
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The Sam
El Dandy
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Post by The Sam on Aug 20, 2013 11:04:21 GMT -5
As your agent I advise you to demand all of the things.
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Post by Zombie Mod on Aug 20, 2013 12:15:48 GMT -5
It's so frustrating on how selfish FAN is that they can't do all my demands I'm requesting which are: - 50 million dollars for 5 years-A no trade clause contract - Creative control over all my posts and threads- 90% merchandise- Every six months I became special guest mod for one day- I don't have to wear pants, screw the FAN dress code!-FAN must make a movie about me So selfish of you FAN I've put a line through the ones we're unwilling to do, we're happy not to trade you from off topic, I mean what will you do in the rules section all on your own? but here are our counter offers: -you pay £1 per post about your ass. - zombie mod reserves the right to kick you in the groin when he so pleases with no come back. - there is no third offer.- you must watch a single cricket match per week during the cricket season. - you clean the toilets every third week. - you bake the cookies for the new sign ups every 5th week with no poison/alcohol/drugs in said cookies. - you remove any and all spiders from the boards when they show up - if you win the lottery, it must be shared with fellow posters. - you must allow yourself to be shot from a cannon at the moon once a month by the mods. - if you ever find yourself in ownership of a time machine it must be handed over to the nearest mod before use. also the movie will star hulk Hogan as you & ed leslie guest starring as your ass |
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Post by Dave the Dave on Aug 20, 2013 12:19:43 GMT -5
I would just negotiate that you get your name a cool color (i'd pick pink, I know I will when I renegotiate). I don't want to mod, just look important.
And be careful, if you ask to much they'll trade you to the Crap Hole for a pizza party.
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Post by Young Game on Aug 20, 2013 12:22:46 GMT -5
You'll get nothing and like it!
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Post by BayleyTiffyCodyCenaJudyHopps on Aug 20, 2013 13:08:06 GMT -5
How about this?
- you pay us $500 a month to remain registered here
- all of your ass related threads cost you an extra $50
- you change your user name to "Supersour, Mod Slave"
- you wash the staff vehicles, clean every single room in the back, cook the food and volunteer as the attack dummy for the guard dogs
- you serve as my personal masseuse
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Post by Deleted on Aug 20, 2013 13:17:16 GMT -5
Eh.
Call me when y'all flip the table and start fighting.
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Post by Zombie Mod on Aug 20, 2013 13:52:01 GMT -5
How about this? - you change your user name to "Supersour, Mod Slave" I do like this one... but couldn't we just do that to him anyway? |
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Ben Wyatt
Crow T. Robot
Are You Gonna Go My Way?
I don't get it. At all. It's kind of a small horse, I mean what am I missing? Am I crazy?
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Post by Ben Wyatt on Aug 20, 2013 14:05:31 GMT -5
I've hired Scott Boras as my agent.
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Post by Zaq "That Guy" Buzzkill on Aug 20, 2013 14:13:11 GMT -5
There's a FAN dress code? I've always just walked around nude and nobody has said anything.
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Post by Zombie Mod on Aug 20, 2013 14:19:33 GMT -5
we did but miss black auto-tuned it out of existence.
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Hawk Hart
Bill S. Preston, Esq.
Sold his organs.
The Best There Is, the Best There Was, and the Best That There Ever Will Be
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Post by Hawk Hart on Aug 20, 2013 14:22:27 GMT -5
I got a pretty cushy deal, I get to use the indoor bathroom now.
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Post by Deleted on Aug 20, 2013 20:38:46 GMT -5
I hate all the counter terms you have offered me except for having Hulk Hogan and Ed Leslie co starring in SuperSweet the Movie. Your counter proposals have offended me so much I don't want to talk to you anymore. I fully 100% trust my agent The Sam to get everything I want and I knows he has my best interests and knows all the things I want. You can talk to him exclusively but if you don't reach a deal in the next 24 hours, I'm going to take a big crap elsewhere brother! |
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Post by Deleted on Aug 20, 2013 20:41:13 GMT -5
Has your ass already signed its new contract?
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Post by slappy on Aug 20, 2013 20:44:51 GMT -5
No ice cream bars demand?
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Post by BlackoutCreature on Aug 20, 2013 20:49:05 GMT -5
There's a FAN dress code? I've always just walked around nude and nobody has said anything. It's never been fully clarified to me as to whether we have to always wear pants while posting on the boards, or only in threads that girls post in? I got a pretty cushy deal, I get to use the indoor bathroom now. How'd you swing that? I still have to use the bucket in the alley out back. |
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Post by Deleted on Aug 20, 2013 21:57:25 GMT -5
Fight the power!!!!!!!
*kicks lamp post*
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Post by -Lithium- on Aug 20, 2013 21:58:26 GMT -5
Don't you want an iron clad contract and a big, fat bonus?
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Talent Name
Ozymandius
Got fined anyway.
Possibly a Moose
James Franco is the white Donald Glover
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Post by Talent Name on Aug 20, 2013 22:38:12 GMT -5
You can pay me in Trident Layers or cookies either one works
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Yami Daimao
Patti Mayonnaise
Really, really wants to zigazig ah!
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Post by Yami Daimao on Aug 20, 2013 22:47:24 GMT -5
All I got was this ancient, gold city.
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