I think we all know who must come to defeat the Rybully

[Kevin Hamilton]

Sure, he's not quite in the same tip-top condition as he was in 1986, there was that scandal when he ran for political office here and the controversy over whether or not he was from this country or Mexico (?), but that would just lead to a natural follow-up feud with Zeb's boys.

The time has come again for the Somersault kick. The flying cross chop. The hero of decency who will defend the defenseless, champion the weak, and look good in all pink. The time has come for Starman.

Whaddya mean not real?

[Malcolm]

Oh! I just got it!

[Kevin Hamilton]

It's an AWFUL pun, but like Mark Henry: "THAT'S WHAT I DO!"

["American Nightmare" B.B. Bart]

I legit laughed at the pun.

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[Kevin Hamilton]

Aug 20, 2013 21:37:03 GMT -5 @irontyger said:

He'd work too. Maybe they could be a tag team.

[Deleted]

Star Men. That could work. Then they can go after those Matador guys for picking on bulls.

[Magician under the moonlight]

Why does it take me longer than usual to get puns? I have to admit it was pretty clever.

[Deleted]

Aug 21, 2013 0:23:15 GMT -5 Magician under the moonlight said:

Why does it take me longer than usual to get puns? I have to admit it was pretty clever.

Is English your second language? No shame in getting puns late, it's all good .

[Young Game]

Oh he's real. He's very real.

[Kevin Hamilton]

Aug 21, 2013 0:27:06 GMT -5 Young Game said:

Oh he's real. He's very real.

Where are his nipples?

Great, now I feel like Joel Schumacher.

Still, that's AWESOME. I wonder if there's an Amazon walking 'round somewhere. That was my dude.

[Chip]

Aug 21, 2013 0:27:06 GMT -5 Young Game said:

Oh he's real. He's very real.

Man, saw this guy appear in a New Jack shoot, it was fascinating because New Jack spent most of the shoot swallowing down pills so by the time Star Man showed up he was losing his shit. I don't think New Jack even knew who Star Man was.

[Vanilla Gorilla]

Sorry to take the thread in another direction, but the actual question about who is going to stand up to Ryback is an interesting one. To me the logical choice if they actually wanted to push him again as a wrestler would be The Miz (note: I've been on a Miz kick lately). During Raw's Ryback bully segment made me think of Miz's promo about being bullied in the locker room. I think this could reignite Miz's (kayfabe) competitive fire and start a push towards the World Title, which I think is a logical place for him to land.

[salsashark]

For the more dense folks like me, is this a Be a Star joke?

[hassanchop]

Eh, you're all so dense, we all know who would be the right man for it, listen and learn:

www.youtube.com/watch?v=FyRQNYKEye4

Shawn "The Star" Stasiak!

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Aug 21, 2013 0:27:06 GMT -5 Young Game said:

Oh he's real. He's very real.

There's no way this jackass is doing the somersault dropkick.

[Deleted]

I entered this thread, vowing never to return until I got the joke. Here I am, about 26 hours later, feeling like one of the guys.

[Young Game]

I still don't get the joke, but I like me some Starman.

[CMWaters]

Aug 21, 2013 23:58:04 GMT -5 Young Game said:

I still don't get the joke, but I like me some Starman.

If you still don't get it...

SPOILER: Click to show

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[Kevin Hamilton]

See and here I thought I was being way too over the top with the gag.