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Post by Kevin Hamilton on Aug 20, 2013 21:12:08 GMT -5
Sure, he's not quite in the same tip-top condition as he was in 1986, there was that scandal when he ran for political office here and the controversy over whether or not he was from this country or Mexico (?), but that would just lead to a natural follow-up feud with Zeb's boys. The time has come again for the Somersault kick. The flying cross chop. The hero of decency who will defend the defenseless, champion the weak, and look good in all pink. The time has come for Starman. Whaddya mean not real?
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Post by Malcolm on Aug 20, 2013 21:15:06 GMT -5
Oh! I just got it!
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Post by Kevin Hamilton on Aug 20, 2013 21:26:12 GMT -5
It's an AWFUL pun, but like Mark Henry: "THAT'S WHAT I DO!"
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Post by "American Nightmare" B.B. Bart on Aug 20, 2013 21:32:28 GMT -5
I legit laughed at the pun.
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Post by Deleted on Aug 20, 2013 21:37:03 GMT -5
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Post by Kevin Hamilton on Aug 20, 2013 21:39:58 GMT -5
He'd work too. Maybe they could be a tag team.
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Post by Deleted on Aug 20, 2013 21:41:08 GMT -5
Star Men. That could work. Then they can go after those Matador guys for picking on bulls.
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Post by Magician under the moonlight on Aug 21, 2013 0:23:15 GMT -5
Why does it take me longer than usual to get puns? I have to admit it was pretty clever.
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Post by Deleted on Aug 21, 2013 0:25:19 GMT -5
Why does it take me longer than usual to get puns? I have to admit it was pretty clever. Is English your second language? No shame in getting puns late, it's all good .
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Post by Young Game on Aug 21, 2013 0:27:06 GMT -5
Oh he's real. He's very real.
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Post by Kevin Hamilton on Aug 21, 2013 1:55:41 GMT -5
Oh he's real. He's very real. Where are his nipples? Great, now I feel like Joel Schumacher. Still, that's AWESOME. I wonder if there's an Amazon walking 'round somewhere. That was my dude.
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Post by Chip on Aug 21, 2013 4:45:52 GMT -5
Oh he's real. He's very real. Man, saw this guy appear in a New Jack shoot, it was fascinating because New Jack spent most of the shoot swallowing down pills so by the time Star Man showed up he was losing his shit. I don't think New Jack even knew who Star Man was.
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Post by Vanilla Gorilla on Aug 21, 2013 11:08:45 GMT -5
Sorry to take the thread in another direction, but the actual question about who is going to stand up to Ryback is an interesting one. To me the logical choice if they actually wanted to push him again as a wrestler would be The Miz (note: I've been on a Miz kick lately). During Raw's Ryback bully segment made me think of Miz's promo about being bullied in the locker room. I think this could reignite Miz's (kayfabe) competitive fire and start a push towards the World Title, which I think is a logical place for him to land.
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Post by salsashark on Aug 21, 2013 11:11:39 GMT -5
For the more dense folks like me, is this a Be a Star joke?
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Post by hassanchop on Aug 21, 2013 23:44:37 GMT -5
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Post by Deleted on Aug 21, 2013 23:46:46 GMT -5
Oh he's real. He's very real. There's no way this jackass is doing the somersault dropkick.
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Post by Deleted on Aug 21, 2013 23:52:18 GMT -5
I entered this thread, vowing never to return until I got the joke. Here I am, about 26 hours later, feeling like one of the guys.
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Post by Young Game on Aug 21, 2013 23:58:04 GMT -5
I still don't get the joke, but I like me some Starman.
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Post by CMWaters on Aug 21, 2013 23:59:34 GMT -5
I still don't get the joke, but I like me some Starman. If you still don't get it... {Spoiler}
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Post by Kevin Hamilton on Aug 22, 2013 0:07:47 GMT -5
See and here I thought I was being way too over the top with the gag.
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