Completely Fake "Craziest Vince McMahon Stories"

[Grand Papillon "The Banker"]

Seriously, the Craziest Vince McMahon Stories is one of my favorite threads since I've joined these boards. I've cracked up several times reading about that magnificent bastard. I also got inspired to start creating fake Vince McMahon stories which sound like things he would do based on the crazy ass things that he has already said and done. For instance,

During a long meeting, Vince McMahon let loose a loud fart while one of the writers pitched an idea. Vince McMahon then interrupted the meeting several times laughing at himself over his flatulence. He then told everyone in the room that he wanted a "farting gimmick" pitched to him by the end of the next meeting. At the next meeting, one of the writers pitched giving the farting gimmick to Tyson Kidd who really didn't have anything to do at the time. Vince McMahon got absolutely stonefaced at the suggestion and stated that it was a "terrible, embarrassing idea and that the writer needs to find Tyson Kidd and apologize for suggesting that kind of crap." Vince McMahon called a meeting 3 days later wanting to know the status of "his farting gimmick." Everyone in the room just kind of stared at each other before Vince stated, "Screw it. Give it to Nattie." The rest is history.

[Banjo Is Broken]

Rumor has it that the idea for the early Hardy Boys gimmick of Wildo and Ingus Jynx was thought up by Vince McMahon after he dropped some acid and then went to the zoo.

[TGM]

Vince McMahon watched Emmerdale and decided to book a drunk Scarecrow vs. A goat.

[Ryback on a Pole!]

Vince originally wanted to call Ryback "Bareback" and have his gimmick as an angry homosexual who refused the use of condoms. The idea was inspired by Vince accidently entering the wrong area of Amsterdam with Ric Flair and Pat Patterson.

[dav]

Not my own but Vince trying to kill a member of the writing staff by running them off the road cracks me up.