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Post by Joshie el Gato Rey on Aug 25, 2013 6:07:58 GMT -5
Josh Mathews: Thanks Michael, I am back here with the new Raw General Manager, Hank Hill.
(Camera cuts to Hank Hill drinking a beer)
Hank: Yyyyep.
Josh: Mr. Hill, we are one week away from Night of Champions where WWE Champion Randy Orton will defend against Daniel Bryan.
Hank: Its tough to be Daniel, I tell you h'what, he's got all them odds against him and that god dang Orton has Triple H in his back pocket. Now I'm gonna propose a uh, special stipulation for the match where if you get yourself disqualified Orton, or you get counted out, you're gonna lose that title! (drinks beer) Now, where's that wench block...
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Post by Jedi-El of Tomorrow on Aug 25, 2013 6:24:53 GMT -5
Bobby Hill never wins a match, due to yelling out "That's my purse! I don't know you!" and kicking his opponent in the nards every match.
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Post by frogsplash45 on Aug 25, 2013 6:38:13 GMT -5
Batista: "Basketballs don't hold grudges!"
Bale's Batman: "I'm not wearin' hockey pads!"
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Post by The Man They Call Asher on Aug 25, 2013 6:54:51 GMT -5
A guy named Chris Benoit wins the Royal Rumble entering at #1 and goes on to win the title and hug Eddie Guererro to close out WrestleMania.
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