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Post by Deleted on Aug 26, 2013 9:10:23 GMT -5
So I know its a running joke that Rosa Mendes is somehow still employed by the WWE despite not adding anything of worth to the product, but here's some statistics I rustled up about her career; - Signed a developmental contract on August 24th, 2006
- Made her main roster debut on November 24th, 2008
- She's never had a shot at the Women's/Divas Championship
- Hasn't won a match since July 29th, 2011
- Hasn't won a singles match since February 25th, 2011 (via DQ)
- Only competed in one singles match on TV in the past two years
- Despite debuting on the main roster nearly five years ago, she's literally NEVER PINNED ANYONE IN A MATCH
At this point she's basically the Funaki of the divas division. So FAN, how long does she stay employed for? Until the apocalypse? p.s. It should be noted I don't dislike Rosa personally, I just think its funny how long she's been had her job. |
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Post by Crappler El 0 M on Aug 26, 2013 9:15:00 GMT -5
If she doesn't get to manage Los Matadores, then why is she even there? Why even keep her around? I'm not saying I want her to be fired. I wouldn't mind seeing her as the manager of Los Matadores.
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Post by Deleted on Aug 26, 2013 9:17:04 GMT -5
She'll stay around long enough to get in HHH's will and end up owning the WWE one day.
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Push R Truth
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Post by Push R Truth on Aug 26, 2013 9:30:33 GMT -5
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Post by Kayfabe FAN don't want none on Aug 26, 2013 9:41:33 GMT -5
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Post by Banjo Is Broken on Aug 26, 2013 19:05:12 GMT -5
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Post by BigJerichool222 on Aug 26, 2013 19:06:36 GMT -5
It's called being a valet.
Just shove her with Del Rio.
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Post by Banjo Is Broken on Aug 26, 2013 19:18:35 GMT -5
It's called being a valet. Just shove her with Del Rio. That's what I was thinking. Only she would be wearing a lucha mask and a bikini.  |
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BigJerichool222
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Post by BigJerichool222 on Aug 26, 2013 19:27:40 GMT -5
Well there ya go.
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Post by Baldobomb-22-OH-MAN!!! on Aug 26, 2013 19:32:18 GMT -5
whenever Michael Hayes finishes pickling and gets fired.
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Post by mrjl on Aug 26, 2013 19:32:45 GMT -5
Rosa's back
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Post by Banjo Is Broken on Aug 26, 2013 19:35:12 GMT -5
And she's bouncier than ever. |
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Post by Deleted on Aug 26, 2013 20:56:55 GMT -5
The fact she's in the WWE (including her stint in OVW) longer than women like Trish or Lita were (7 years vs 6 years) is hilarious to me.
My answer is forever.
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Post by Wolf Hurricane on Aug 26, 2013 21:34:13 GMT -5
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Post by BJ Sturgeon on Aug 27, 2013 9:09:05 GMT -5
It's called being a valet. Just shove her with Del Rio. That's what I was thinking. Only she would be wearing a lucha mask and a bikini. Hm, might work.  |
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Post by Yami Daimao on Aug 27, 2013 9:27:43 GMT -5
 In the year three thousaaaaaaand, in the year three THOUSAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAND! |
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Post by Savage Gambino on Aug 27, 2013 10:11:17 GMT -5
She was signed in 2006 on August 24th. It's the 27th of August now. She's officially been under WWE contract for over seven years, and hasn't figured out how to not suck at anything besides being annoying.
Hell, Cameron surpassed her in her less-that-two years there. And she's literally the "worst human being alive".
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Post by CMWaters on Aug 27, 2013 10:21:52 GMT -5
Rosa will be the new Mae Young.
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