People need to stop buying cars for Orton.

[H-Virus]

First Kofi, now Bryan. Randy just can't have nice things!

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Oh, because it worked out when they were buying him all those wives instead?

[Bearer is God]

He needs his amazing bus back.

[CrazySting]

Orton's cars last about as long as Spinal Tap drummers.

[mizerable]

They need to stop buying the idea that wacky car hijinx are the best way to get your top face over.

"Hey, you kicked my ass several times and stole my title, I'm going to paint words on your car."

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Aug 26, 2013 22:57:38 GMT -5 mizerable said:

They need to stop buying the idea that wacky car hijinx are the best way to get your top face over.

"Hey, you kicked my ass several times and stole my title, I'm going to paint words on your car."

As a wise man once said:

He trashed my car, Alfred. Between a couple of guys that's real personal.

[Kevin Hamilton]

This is why the E will bring back Matt Morgan; he can get 'em good rates at Progressive. Right now, Orton could use any discount they could provide.

[mizerable]

Aug 26, 2013 23:15:21 GMT -5 @keijikage said:

As a wise man once said:

He trashed my car, Alfred. Between a couple of guys that's real personal.

To be fair, if the car had been personalized with Orton's face on it, the same way the nWo did that for Hogan, I might actually see why Orton would be pissed. Instead, it's just a drop in the bucket for ol' Tripsy Whipsy.

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Randy should have RKO's Kofi the moment they cut to his tagged up car.

Then been like, "Oh damn, that wasn't you this time?"

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I like how evidently kicking Triple H in the head multiple times and psychologically torturing his family, then beating up a short hairy guy is apparently how you get a new car for free.

[jimmyjames]

I wish we could have had a cut away to Kofi. Would have loved to see his reaction.

[ookkie]

Aug 27, 2013 1:20:20 GMT -5 jimmyjames said:

I wish we could have had a cut away to Kofi. Would have loved to see his reaction.

Well, his Tweet during the show was pretty close to the type of reaction you'd expect!