What's That Thing Curtis Axel Carries Around?

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Y'know, that shiny thing, with the white? Wears it around his waist half the time? It seems important but he doesn't seem to do anything with it besides toss it aside when he's about to get into a fight.

Imagine if somebody suggested he defend the thing at Night of Champions or something. It'd be completely out of place. Good thing he isn't doing that.

[BigJerichool222]

I think it's some fashion accessory that was intended for Fandango but things got wacky and he wound up with it somehow and decided he wanted to wear it around town.

[rnrk supports BLM]

I think it's one of those weird attachments they made for the Sega Genesis.

We know how much Axel likes to brag about his Genesis, after all.

[Heartbreaker]

I remember it used to be big in the 90's. Then Cody Rhodes brought it back and everyone started wearing it.

[BigJerichool222]

I'm hoping Punk can cost Curtis that sweet shiny thing so it CAN be defended in another match.

[celticjobber]

It's because the guy he's feuding with is too important to worry about that now-worthless midcard title.

[Oh Cry Me a Screwball]

Wasn't Wade Barrett wearing one of those things when HHH kicked him in nuts?

[Push R Truth]

Aug 27, 2013 5:04:18 GMT -5 Oh Cry Me a Screwball said:

Wasn't Wade Barrett wearing one of those things when HHH kicked him in nuts?

Perhaps it's time HHH kicked Axel in the nuts so the object can find a new owner.

[Jedi-El of Tomorrow]

Aug 27, 2013 5:48:53 GMT -5 Push R Truth said:

Aug 27, 2013 5:04:18 GMT -5 Oh Cry Me a Screwball said:

Wasn't Wade Barrett wearing one of those things when HHH kicked him in nuts?

Perhaps it's time HHH kicked Axel in the nuts so the object can find a new owner.

Perhaps it's truly intended owner who brings with him a ray of summer.

[CM Parish]

Guys, it's the Intercontinental Championship.

Pay more attention.

[Hobby Drifter]

Aug 27, 2013 5:58:19 GMT -5 CM Parish said:

Guys, it's the Intercontinental Championship.

Pay more attention.

Citation needed

[The Tank]

Hey, come on. Let's be fair here...

Those lights out there are pretty hot, and Paul Heyman's a big guy. It's not his fault he always looks shiny.

[Medicinal Thunder Liger]

forget what young Hennig is carrying around, how about that thing Del Rio's got?! he should really wash it off seeing how much time it spends being thrown in the mud!

[Oh Cry Me a Screwball]

Oh you know who else had one of these white things? That damn Andre ripoff "The Wildcat" Kofi Kingston .

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World's Worst Utility Belt.

[Young Game]

Aug 27, 2013 8:40:07 GMT -5 @personman01 said:

World's Worst Utility Belt.

It doesn't even have a grappling hook.

Shark Repellent Spray? Nope.

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Aug 27, 2013 8:44:43 GMT -5 Young Game said:

Aug 27, 2013 8:40:07 GMT -5 @personman01 said:

World's Worst Utility Belt.

It doesn't even have a grappling hook.

Shark Repellent Spray? Nope.

Also - you put it on and you become the most un-Batman person in WWE.

[Ryushinku]

He's called Paul.

[hargh]

It's just his beard. It tends to overgrow sometimes.

[Allie Kitsune]

Aug 27, 2013 3:59:27 GMT -5 Lizuka #BLM said:

What's That Thing Curtis Axel Carries Around?

The weight of perpetually unrealized expectations based on his lineage, and of crushing disappointment stemming from such "gold" as "This isn't a swimming pool", "I don't know whether to spank or breast-feed you", and "The Genesis of McGillicutty".

It's a wonder he can still carry the thing around.