NOwave
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Post by NOwave on Aug 27, 2013 17:20:11 GMT -5
I enjoyed the "ITT WE talk like Gorilla Monsoon" thread so much that I started thinking about the same thing with my favorite wrestling announcer of all time-The Legendary Lance Russell, of the Memphis promotion for over 20 years. And so it begins:
"He's got something in his pants in there, Dave"
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Post by Kash Flagg on Aug 27, 2013 19:17:56 GMT -5
"Why in the Sam Hell is Jimmy Hart coming out here with no pants!?"
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The Blue Nova
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Post by The Blue Nova on Aug 27, 2013 20:09:09 GMT -5
Ring the Bell!
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Post by NOwave on Aug 27, 2013 22:03:40 GMT -5
This was great-Lance often referred to "Sam Hill," whatever that was when he was perplexed by something: "What in the Sam Hill is that thing?"
Here's another:
When Jimmy Hart or some other heel would start goading Lance about something:
"Don't start with that smart stuff..."
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Post by Kash Flagg on Aug 27, 2013 22:05:23 GMT -5
I always loved his "Awww c'mon now! We don't need any of that!"
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Post by Deleted on Aug 27, 2013 23:38:41 GMT -5
This was great-Lance often referred to "Sam Hill," whatever that was when he was perplexed by something: "What in the Sam Hill is that thing?" Here's another: When Jimmy Hart or some other heel would start goading Lance about something: "Don't start with that smart stuff..." Sam Hill is old euphemism for the devil or hell. |
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Post by Deleted on Aug 30, 2013 7:30:21 GMT -5
"The bell sounds, the TV time has elapsed! Time-limit draw will be the result. And LAW-ler still getting wailed on...by Gilbert & Rich. We gotta get some help out here."
(Yes, the Lance Russell pronunciation of Jerry's name is "LAW-ler".)
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NOwave
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Post by NOwave on Sept 4, 2013 16:37:23 GMT -5
Another favorite of mine: "We gotta some help out here!" Usually said when trying in vain to restore order to a wild melee in the ring, all the while ringing the bell beside the announce table over and over.
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Post by NOwave on Sept 4, 2013 16:38:17 GMT -5
Oops- "We gotta GET some help out here!"
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Post by Blindkarevik on Sept 4, 2013 18:58:34 GMT -5
Just once, I wanna see a bunch of heels doing a beatdown on a face. The timekeeper rings the bell over and over, then one of the heels is like, "Guys, guys, he's ringing the bell!" ... "LET'S GET OUT OF HERE!"
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Post by TGM on Sept 5, 2013 17:11:53 GMT -5
Just once, I wanna see a bunch of heels doing a beatdown on a face. The timekeeper rings the bell over and over, then one of the heels is like, "Guys, guys, he's ringing the bell!" ... "LET'S GET OUT OF HERE!" *Batista clap gif* |
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