lovingway
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Post by lovingway on Aug 29, 2013 13:02:05 GMT -5
Ahmed is scheduled to do a legends show in Fort Wayne Indiana tomorrow but the promoter posted this on Facebook
Cue Wonton Beef Stew jokes in 3...2...1
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Post by fuzzywarble, squat cobbler on Aug 29, 2013 13:38:04 GMT -5
He's fat?
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Post by Hurbster on Aug 29, 2013 14:11:03 GMT -5
He was when he was Big T in WCW.
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y4j1981
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Post by y4j1981 on Aug 29, 2013 16:57:12 GMT -5
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Post by Deleted on Aug 29, 2013 17:05:49 GMT -5
He's a big guy, but hardly Yokozuna. And hardly worthy of being big enough to be "forced to buy another seat." If they're worried about other passengers complaining, give him the extra one.
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Post by The Gambler Fan on Aug 29, 2013 20:58:37 GMT -5
Looks like he lost weight since the last time I seen a photo of him.
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Post by bootytea on Aug 29, 2013 22:10:20 GMT -5
Ahmed Johnson said in a shoot interview that he eats a lot of snacks when he is depressed so I guess it means his depression is still active.
Poor guy could have made history as the first chocolate world champion, but now he will probably be erased from the history books leaving me to have to go out and show my offspring his bizarrely entertaining reign.
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Post by Deleted on Aug 30, 2013 7:44:30 GMT -5
A few airlines have that policy where if you can't fit into a standard seat, you have to buy another one. I know of one airline whose name is the directional opposite of northeast, that has raised the ire of the larger people because of this, saying they discriminate.
I mean, seriously?
So I'll just do my best Kevin Nash impression and yell "SEND FOR THE VAN!"
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Post by Rumble McSkirmish on Aug 30, 2013 8:09:36 GMT -5
Which leads me to wonder, did the airline counter attendant's supervisor try to calm down Ahmed with a garbage bag filled with popcorn?
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Mozenrath
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Post by Mozenrath on Aug 30, 2013 8:18:24 GMT -5
Pearl River Paunch.
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Post by Deleted on Aug 31, 2013 7:15:00 GMT -5
Did Ahmed threaten the airline with a "YUR GUMMA DAWN!" chant? And did the others in boarding pick up on it?
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Post by rapidfire187 on Aug 31, 2013 10:48:22 GMT -5
Why the fork is everyone beating around the bush with these airline's names? You can just say it, especially when your clues are so obvious.
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Post by fuzzywarble, squat cobbler on Aug 31, 2013 13:50:45 GMT -5
King Sized Ahmed. Just give him his dignity.
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BigBadZ
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Post by BigBadZ on Aug 31, 2013 19:13:10 GMT -5
Why the fork is everyone beating around the bush with these airline's names? You can just say it, especially when your clues are so obvious. Hey now, Abstaining 'till Marriage Airlines is my choice!
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Post by ThereIsNoAbsurdistOnlyZuul on Aug 31, 2013 23:12:37 GMT -5
Why the fork is everyone beating around the bush with these airline's names? You can just say it, especially when your clues are so obvious. Libel.
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hassanchop
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Post by hassanchop on Sept 1, 2013 8:35:56 GMT -5
He could always tell them he's from a higher educated university since he has a degree in Criminology.
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The Sam
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Post by The Sam on Sept 1, 2013 9:46:42 GMT -5
Which leads me to wonder, did the airline counter attendant's supervisor try to calm down Ahmed with a garbage bag filled with popcorn? The in-flight movie was "Honk if you're Horny".
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Post by Deleted on Sept 1, 2013 10:02:14 GMT -5
I guess he's in depression because Morty took his medications and he got fat because his juice makes sugar. But seriousness it sucks he has depression and it sucks he needs to buy an extra seat to fly
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Urethra Franklin
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Post by Urethra Franklin on Sept 1, 2013 12:28:26 GMT -5
If I were him, I'd grab my dialing wand and call up customer service.
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Post by Manute Bol on Sept 1, 2013 13:15:15 GMT -5
Poor guy could have made history as the first chocolate world champion Are you kidding me with this? We can't curse on these forums, but subtle racism is okay? I know you'll justify this as a joke but it doesn't change the fact that you're a closet racist.
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