Cena isn't Superman, he's Godzilla

[Push R Truth]

Upon further review, I've come to the conclusion that Cena's powers seem to be more in-line with Godzilla.
I'll list their powers and BOLD commonalities and add reasoning.

Superman's Powers (lifted from Wikipedia):

Flight
Invulnerability
Superhuman Strength: this one is fairly obvious. Although Cena can't pick up a mountain, it's close enough.
Superhuman Speed
Super vision, consisting of:
X-Ray Vision
Telescopic/Microscopic Vision
Heat Vision
Infrared Vision
Super-hearing
Super Breath (including Freeze Breath)
Eidetic memory
Longevity Gotta be fair, Cena's lasted a long time
Super Olfaction
Enhanced Lung Capacity I'll stretch this to mean stamina, which Cena has plenty of.
Telekinesis



Godzilla's Powers: (lifted from my brain)

Atomic Breathe
Nuclear Pulse
Durability The very definition of Cena in a match.
Regeneration Cena recovers from MAJOR injury quickly every time, and magically stops selling to hop around the ring celebrating victory quite often.
Desire to Win at all Costs Damn near the definition of Cena again.
Master of basic wrestling moves Once again, can't argue Cena isn't a master of the basics
Brute Force Strength and Stamina Cena and stamina again. Just ask Nikki
Save's the Earth from any new monster that comes along. Replace EARTH with WWE and it's Cena


Cena's Powers:

Brute Force Power - advantage slightly towards Superman
Durability in matches - split down the middle
Regeneration - advantage towards Godzilla
Heart of a Champion - split down the middle. At the end of the day, all three always win.
Master of Basic Wrestling moves - Godzilla does a masterful fireman's carry. Seriously.
Sexual Prowess with a Bella - shit who knows
Saves the WWE from any new monster that comes along. - I give this to Godzilla over Superman because Supes has more things to worry about besides just 1 place. He tries to save the Universe. Godzilla doesn't give a shit about other planets blowing up as long as Earth is Ok... just like Cena doesn't care about anything else as long as the WWE is safe from monsters.


At the end of the day, I just think Cena and Godzilla have more in common than Cena and Superman. And I'll toss in one more thing. Superman seems to be overall a babyface to Earth. People tend to love Superman. He's a good guy, a boy scout andall around good guy. Godzilla is much closer to Cena being that he's completely hated by many yet respected and even cheered by others as he slays a greater evil.

[The Ichi]

You forgot to add that Godzilla did a salute once.

[Djm Doesn't Find You Funny]

And since Ryback is a cyborg version of his Prototype character from OVW from the future, would this make Ryback Mecha-Godzilla?

[Crappler El 0 M]

Don't forget that Godzilla was from West Newbury, Massachusetts and Rick Bassman helped discover Godzilla. When you consider this, then I agree that Cena is more like Godzilla.

[Zaq "That Guy" Buzzkill]

Also, Godzillas main rival is King Ghidorah, who has three heads. Each head could represent Cenas three main rivals: Edge, Randy Orton, and CM Punk

[Fundertaker]

Only John doesn't have an atomic breath. His breath can smell like death, though, but atomic? I don't think so.

[Push R Truth]

Aug 29, 2013 13:37:50 GMT -5 The Ichi said:

You forgot to add that Godzilla did a salute once.

Ah crap you're right!




He can also throw a good drop kick, proving Godzilla must have trained in the best of the Japanese Wrestling Masters.

[BayleyTiffyCodyCenaJudyHopps]

Does that make Darren Young the 1998 "No Shelter Here" Godzilla?

And Zack Ryder as Minya?

[sunnytaker]

Aug 29, 2013 14:24:22 GMT -5 Zaq "That Guy" Buzzkill said:

Also, Godzillas main rival is King Ghidorah, who has three heads. Each head could represent Cenas three main rivals: Edge, Randy Orton, and CM Punk

or in current storyline when Cena returns there's probably still a "king" with 3 H(ead)s which will need to be defeated

[Perd]

Every time he makes his way to the ring, he should be preceded by Yoshi Tatsu fleeing in terror.