More Things U'd Like To Happen for the IWC's Crazy Reaction

[KAMALARAMBO: BOOMSHAKALAKA!!!]

I'm pretty sure we've had threads like this before, but figured we could apply it to current storylines.

Some of mine:

After his program with Orton ends, new WWE Champion Daniel Bryan finally has a unification match with Alberto Del Rio, and Del Rio wins! Bryan gets shuffled back down the card while Del Rio feuds with a returning Sheamus!

Cena returns to in-ring competition next week!

Anderson Silva debuts in the WWE while Dan Severn returns to feud with him. The dirt sheets report WWE are bringing in more UFC guys to prove they can do an MMA/wrestling crossover better than TNA.

[The Beast Disincarnate]

Triple H "booker T-ing" Bryan to win the title on Raw the night after Bryan won the belt at a PPV would be the greatest night in the history of our board.

[BigBadZ]

Sept 1, 2013 18:25:15 GMT -5 The Beast Disincarnate said:

Triple H "booker T-ing" Bryan to wins the title on Raw the night after Bryan won the belt at a PPV would be the greatest night in the history of our board.

No offense, but that isn't "Booker T-ing". We hope to never see anything like that again.

[TGM]

CM Punk assaults another fan.

With a knife.

[Apricots And A Pear Tree]

Sept 1, 2013 18:31:16 GMT -5 TGM said:

CM Punk assaults another fan.

With a knife.

The Fatso had it coming,how dare he boo.

[Joe Neglia]

Santino Marella returns and ticks off HHH, who puts him in a handicap match with the Shield. He subsequently pins all three men

Randy Orton: "I'm starting up Legacy again. Allow me to introduce its new members, Garrett Bischoff and Wes Brisco!"

Undertaker's streak ends with a loss to Hunico.

Cena/Rock III

Newest Paul Heyman Guy: Great Khali

Michael Cole: Solo Commentator

USA Network demands more Vickie, Vickie put into every half-hour of every show.

They bring back the Ice Cream Bars, but they're all Zeb Colter bars.

Just as Bryan is about to win his match with Orton at Night of Champions, Kevin Nash runs in and powerbombs him.

Jeremy Piven: WWE Hall of Fame Celebrity Wing inductee

[FinalGwen]

Sept 1, 2013 18:48:54 GMT -5 Joe Neglia said:

They bring back the Ice Cream Bars, but they're all Zeb Colter bars.

The chocolate flavouring is removed, replaced by more vanilla.

[thegame415]

Triple H beats Dean Ambrose, CM Punk, Daniel Bryan, Antonio Cesaro and a debuting Adrian Neville in a gauntlet match each in under 10 seconds with a pedigree. John Cena returns immediately after and pins all of them simultaneously.

I think the Internet would be sent back 15 years, forcing us into an aol message board, keyword FAN

[rnrk supports BLM]

I want Sheamus to come back pissed that Orton managed to squash Bryan even faster than him at Summerslam, leading to a Sheamus/Orton feud that consists of Beat the Clock matches where they each keep squashing Bryan faster and faster to beat each other's records.

[Starshine]

"And NEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEWWWWWWW WWE Champion, Michael Cole!"

[Dukect]

Sept 1, 2013 19:03:25 GMT -5 Starshine said:

"And NEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEWWWWWWW WWE Champion, Michael Cole!"

I can top that And YOURRRRRRRRRRRRR NEEEEEEEEEEEEEWWWWWWWWWWWWWW Undisputed Champion Garrett bischoff

[Glitch]

I will be sure to bring these up in our next iwc meeting.

[1 Free Moon-Down with Burger]

Cena saying "Ehhhh. Maybe you internet types take yourselves alittle too seriously."

Twiddling a cigar of course.

[CATCH_US IS the Conversation]

Sept 1, 2013 20:47:12 GMT -5 1 Free Moon-Down with Burger said:

Cena saying "Ehhhh. Maybe you internet types take yourselves alittle too seriously."

Twiddling a cigar of course.

Replace Cena with HHH and it'll be the most epic moment.

[Starshine]

Sept 1, 2013 19:03:25 GMT -5 Starshine said:

"And NEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEWWWWWWW WWE Champion, Michael Cole!"

Actually I want to change this one slightly to Cole winning the WWE Title clean by making Cena say "I quit."

I honestly cannot imagine how the reactions would be divided.

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HHH dips his balls in the mashed potatoes.

[fw91]

After the prime time players beat up a pair of local white jobbers on RAW, Darren Young gets on the mic, and says "you know for the last month or so, people have been wanting me to adress a certain topic, well ladies and gentlemen, I'm here to do just that. This Prime Time Player Millions of Dollars schtick, isn't really me. I live my life in a way that might be looked down on by some, and I understand that, but I have to do what I have to do. My name is Fred Rosser, and I am a very proud......... BLACK MAN, and consider this the birth of the NEW NATION!!!!!! Him and Titus beat up on the jobbers brutally and do the nation pose. They then recruit Big E and Kofi to join the group

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CM Punk: wellness violator would probably require the board to shutdown for a week.

[Vampiro138]

Sami Zayn comes up to the main roster, as the new Sin Cara

Kevin Steen gets signed, and is in a storyline where AJ Lee is with him, he tears down the divas and is released after saying to Natalya "and you nattie, have fun counting the members of your family that are still alive..." (note: he actually said this to harry smith at the first Resistance Pro show)


Paige is brought up with a Eliza Doolittle gimmick with Sandow as the Henry Higgins role...

Undertaker vs Cena at wrestlemania, bell rings, taker runs twords Cena, Cena trips him, locks in the STF...taker taps...

[Dean-o]

HHH beats Daniel Bryan clean (cmon, you KNOW it's going to happen by the end of this year)

John Cena returns to action despite his elbow not fully healed. He does not re-injure it.

WrestleMania XXX does not have a single match not involving legends or part timers.

Alberto Del Rio, despite losing countless non-title matches, holds the WHC longer then CM Punk held the WWE title.

Raw goes to 4 hours each week.