The Kendrick Theory: Brian Kendrick Shoot Interview

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Holy shit I don't know how I didn't know about this sooner. Essentially it's a DVD where Highspots just lets him go into details about all his crazy conspiracy theories. This has the potential to be Billy Jack Haynes levels of awkwardly awesome! Here's the preview (just the link because of language, be warned): www.youtube.com/watch?v=ItxKNnRJans

[Apricots And A Pear Tree]

Let's get him in the same room as Jesse Ventura.

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Sept 1, 2013 18:42:57 GMT -5 Apricots And A Pear Tree said:

Let's get him in the same room as Jesse Ventura.

YES!

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He needs to find a way to get on Joe Rogan Experience somehow.

[W?Y]

As soon as he called a group of people "black magicians", I couldn't stop laughing.

[sdoyle7798]

Mr. Kendrick...

[Wolf Hawkfield no1 NZ poster]

So there is a now a market for DVDs that featured wrestlers who look stoned out their minds rambling on about bullshit nonsensical conspiracy theories.

Oh boy what an age we live in.

[chazraps]

Truth be told, I think this is all an elaborate work on Kendrick's part. He's done a lot of interviews with various conspiracy sites and when watched back to back, he pretty vaguely ascribes to every conspiracy the person wants to hear him confirm while still being openly vague so as to backpedal if ever called on it. He'll usually begin or end these sorts of interviews with his "multiple realities" theory where even if something like hologram planes obscuring a bomb detonation the twin towers isn't real in our world (which SPOILER ALERT: it isn't), there's still numerous realities that coexist so that in one of those that's exactly what happened and that's the truth.

I don't recommend checking out those videos because I find a lot of fear-mongering conspiracy culture peddlers to be the absolute scum of the Earth and I don't want to give them the YouTube hits, but Kendrick's agreed with everything from Lady Gaga being the grown-up Jon Benet-Ramsey to world leaders being immortal shape-shifting reptilians. I think he's just making new marks out of the conspiracy nutzoids who will believe anything and forever support him.

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Sept 1, 2013 23:57:23 GMT -5 chazraps said:

Truth be told, I think this is all an elaborate work on Kendrick's part. He's done a lot of interviews with various conspiracy sites and when watched back to back, he pretty vaguely ascribes to every conspiracy the person wants to hear him confirm while still being openly vague so as to backpedal if ever called on it. He'll usually begin or end these sorts of interviews with his "multiple realities" theory where even if something like hologram planes obscuring a bomb detonation the twin towers isn't real in our world (which SPOILER ALERT: it isn't), there's still numerous realities that coexist so that in one of those that's exactly what happened and that's the truth.

I don't recommend checking out those videos because I find a lot of fear-mongering conspiracy culture peddlers to be the absolute scum of the Earth and I don't want to give them the YouTube hits, but Kendrick's agreed with everything from Lady Gaga being the grown-up Jon Benet-Ramsey to world leaders being immortal shape-shifting reptilians. I think he's just making new marks out of the conspiracy nutzoids who will believe anything and forever support him.

It's an interesting theory, but one I find a little difficult to accept. It reminds me kind of, of the theory about Fred Phelps being a performance artist rather than an anti-gay figure just because there's too much out there that already makes clear Phelps clearly believes what he believes, the same thing with Kendrick, but relating to a vastly different subject.

You bring up a good point about Kendrick's reasoning and his use of the "multiple realities" theory. Kendrick has said aliens exist simply because we know of them and things of this sort so even if aliens don't exist in our reality they exist in a separate reality and therefore they exist. I think Kendrick honestly believes some of what he says and thinks the others have happened in separate realities so while they haven't actually happened in this reality they have still have happened in other realities and thus are fare game to discuss. This is why he can talk about Neil Armstrong's mission to the moon being fake while at the same time saying Nazis established a moonbase there. Really, it makes your hurt head if you think about it too much.

Again, I just can't buy that Kendrick's fascination with conspiracies is a complete work even if it does make him unique in the wrestling community and creates a new way to work "marks." I mean thinking back to his The Brian Kendrick days, Kendrick just isn't that good of an actor.

In summary I think sdoyle7798 probably presented the best case for what is the real deal with Kendrick.

[EyeofTyr]

Sept 1, 2013 18:42:57 GMT -5 Apricots And A Pear Tree said:

Let's get him in the same room as Jesse Ventura.

Think they'd likely try to kill each other, believing the other to be some lizard moon man from the alternate reality based out of a black hole near the moon of Jupiter that the government discovered twenty years ago but doesn't want you to know about.

[Savage Gambino]

Sept 1, 2013 21:11:47 GMT -5 sdoyle7798 said:

Mr. Kendrick...

Dammit, you beat me to it!!

[Waffel113]

OR: Brian Kendrick Destroys Any Credibility He Had Of Being a Sensible Adult.

[salz4life]

Sept 1, 2013 18:42:57 GMT -5 Apricots And A Pear Tree said:

Let's get him in the same room as Jesse Ventura.

I wonder what he thinks of thermite paint?

[Medicinal Thunder Liger]

londrick man those boys are BAKED