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Post by RI Richmark on Sept 2, 2013 23:32:16 GMT -5
I'm watch the James Franco Roast right now and it got me thinking. If the WWE ever roasted one of their own, who should it be. My pick would be Kane. Between The Christmas Creature, Katie Vick and Team Hell No there would be no shortage of material.
Vince would also be great if the wrestlers were allowed to rip him and not get fired for it.
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Post by Lazy peon on Sept 2, 2013 23:33:26 GMT -5
Definitely Vince or HHH
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Post by Error on Sept 2, 2013 23:33:31 GMT -5
Vince and I think he'd love it. It should be how his HOF induction is done.
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Post by Zaq "That Guy" Buzzkill on Sept 2, 2013 23:33:36 GMT -5
Vince all the way.
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Post by mizerable on Sept 2, 2013 23:35:13 GMT -5
It's obvious to do Vince. Maybe a little too obvious.
I'd go with Triple H simply because that's probably your best chance to ever hear some honest opinions about the guy from people who still work with him.
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Post by froggyfrog on Sept 2, 2013 23:46:31 GMT -5
Obviously Vince
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Post by H-Virus on Sept 3, 2013 0:19:34 GMT -5
They did something sort of like that for Vince back on McMahon Appreciation Night, where everyone was supposed to say all these nice things about him but instead just talked about what an asshole he was.
I would like to see it in a non-kayfabe form, though.
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Post by Deleted on Sept 3, 2013 0:38:30 GMT -5
I think the HHH one would be funnier.
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Post by percymania on Sept 3, 2013 0:55:43 GMT -5
Vince for sure. If WWE guys are getting roasted, he HAS to be the first one. The WBF, the XFL, Linda's senate run, the jokes start writing themselves.
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Post by BorneAgain on Sept 3, 2013 1:00:57 GMT -5
I'd imagine Punk would be pretty vicious in any roast.
"In spring 2011, a wrestling promotion put a person in the main event of a PPV who was in no condition to compete, who clearly never should have been sent out there, and whose performance disgraced not just himself, not just his promotion, but the entire professional wrestling business as a whole.
But enough about Miz at Wrestlemania, let's talk about Jeff Hardy at Victory Road."
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Post by Deleted on Sept 3, 2013 8:25:14 GMT -5
Vince, just because I don't think the planet could take it and it would explode in a furious frenzy.
John Cena would be my 2nd choice, because it'd be weird/funny to see him bear the brunt of more mature/risque jokes.
........while HHH would just get people yelling the c-word at him for the sake of swearing at him and not for the sake of any humor whatsoever.
And by c-word, I don't just mean Chyna.
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Post by Bo Rida on Sept 3, 2013 8:36:04 GMT -5
#AJAll
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Post by lionheart21 on Sept 3, 2013 12:13:15 GMT -5
I'd imagine that a Taker roast would be the quickest roast in history.
Roaster: "So, let me all tell you a little something about the Deadman here."
Taker: *tapes fists*
Roaster: "Uh.....good night, everyone."
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Post by Allie Kitsune on Sept 3, 2013 12:16:23 GMT -5
It would be funny seeing everyone tiptoe around eggshells trying not to insult HHH even though they're SUPPOSED TO BE insulting HHH.
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Post by The Ichi on Sept 3, 2013 12:19:21 GMT -5
It would be funny seeing everyone tiptoe around eggshells trying not to insult HHH even though they're SUPPOSED TO BE insulting HHH. That's why I want a HHH roast. Somehow, someway, he wont look vulnerable even though that's the point.
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