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Post by CrazySting on Sept 3, 2013 20:13:40 GMT -5
Bryan, Miz and Ziggler to steal Orton's WWE title, drive to a field and then smash the belt into a million pieces with a bat. Before emotionally hugging and walking away.
Triple "Lumbergh" H to be irate.
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Post by Deleted on Sept 3, 2013 20:16:05 GMT -5
Cody keeps on showing up and keeps being paid.
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Post by Crappler El 0 M on Sept 3, 2013 20:18:33 GMT -5
Jane Geddes is shown coming into Triple H's office and she mentions that the Brooklyn Brawler aka Steve Lombardi has been complaining about late payments. She says she looked into it and he was actually fired in 1990, but no one bothered to tell him. Through a glitch in payroll he's been paid for the last 23 years, but not to worry, she fixed the glitch. The problem should just work itself out. Problem solved from their end.
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Post by Jiren on Sept 3, 2013 20:20:10 GMT -5
Does that make Big Show milton? or is that JTG? (He was released but no one told him)
Cody is Tom Smykowski
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Post by Deleted on Sept 3, 2013 20:21:46 GMT -5
There really needs to be a Lumbergh type authority character. Big Johnny approached it, but he was far too exciting.
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Post by BorneAgain on Sept 3, 2013 20:22:37 GMT -5
Miz gets frustrated sharing the name of a popular Japanese singer, but refuses to change it.
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Post by wildojinx on Sept 3, 2013 20:27:08 GMT -5
The diva's are encouraged to wear more "flair".
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Post by Deleted on Sept 3, 2013 20:42:23 GMT -5
Too bad the Anonymous GM computer set up isn't around anymore for Edge, Bryan, and let's say Jinder to destroy it in a montage.
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Post by Deleted on Sept 3, 2013 20:43:41 GMT -5
"Yeah, if you could go ahead and wrestle the Shield tonight, that would be great."
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Post by Doctor Of Style on Sept 3, 2013 20:50:14 GMT -5
Too bad the Anonymous GM computer set up isn't around anymore for Edge, Bryan, and let's say Jinder to destroy it in a montage. They'd probably do it to something like "Bad, Bad Man" and ruin it. The Geto Boys can't be demanding that much in royalties nowadays, can they? |
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Post by Wolf Hurricane on Sept 3, 2013 21:26:52 GMT -5
Miz gets frustrated sharing the name of a popular Japanese singer, but refuses to change it. He had the name first!  |
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Post by Tony Schiavontay on Sept 3, 2013 21:27:57 GMT -5
Too bad the Anonymous GM computer set up isn't around anymore for Edge, Bryan, and let's say Jinder to destroy it in a montage. They'd probably do it to something like "Bad, Bad Man" and ruin it. The Geto Boys can't be demanding that much in royalties nowadays, can they? I'm imagining Downstait playing "DIE MOTHERf***ER DIE MOTHERf***ER STILL" and it's the best and worst thing I've ever imagined. |
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Post by Deleted on Sept 4, 2013 4:48:50 GMT -5
*Cm Punk cuts a riled up passionate angry promo*
Jerry Lawler: looks like somebodys got a case of the Mondays
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Post by Deleted on Sept 4, 2013 8:01:24 GMT -5
WWE hires John C. McGinley and Paul Willson to be management consultants to assess various members of the roster on RAW.
No mention of OFFICE SPACE is even made or referred to, because Vince McMahon just thinks they're random actor extras and it's one of those days when he's got sand in his va-jay-jay and none of the writers, or HHH or Stephanie, want to tell him who they really are and how much of a cool cult movie thing these segments could be.
One of the wrestlers kinda makes a reference about CHEERS at some point to Willson, but that's about it.
HHH fires 7 people at the end of the night based on their suggestions, which are just pieces of paper with scribbles about "Why the f*** are we even here," "At least I didn't end up like Norm in real life" and pictures of butts and dongs.
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Post by Deleted on Sept 4, 2013 9:21:34 GMT -5
Gotta rehire Orlando Jordan as a faux-crackhead magazine salesman.
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