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Post by Lance Uppercut on Sept 5, 2013 18:37:02 GMT -5
Now that Cena's injured at home right when the order an immediate extra 6 episodes, will we get more Wise sagely Cena antics on Total Divas season 2?
Will he fall into depression like Tyson Kidd and Nikki Bella must dress like Daniel Bryan to get him interested? Will this lead accidental Brie-banging?
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Post by Cronant on Sept 5, 2013 18:38:29 GMT -5
He's probably teaching Chinese.
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Post by Deleted on Sept 5, 2013 18:40:12 GMT -5
Spinoff: John Cena: the Real Most Interesting Man In The World
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Post by celticjobber on Sept 5, 2013 18:41:21 GMT -5
Nikki will bump into his sore elbow at some point causing pain and strain for their relationship.
There will be a shot of Cena with a disappointed look on his face as Nikki watches a porno.
Cena will scold Nikki for bossing around the maids at his mansion.
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Post by "Gentleman" AJ Powell on Sept 5, 2013 18:42:42 GMT -5
Sagely Cena's probably my favourite character in the program. You know how in kids programs, there's always one adult, be it a parent or a teacher who's around to disperse advice and help people in times of need? Totally Cena.
My least favourites probably a three way tie between "I'm not Drunk" Vincent, Ms Shitey Catchphrases herself, Ariane and "Don't call me J-E-Double F" Jaret.
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Post by edgestar on Sept 5, 2013 18:42:56 GMT -5
John Cena is the Willie Tanner to Nikki Bella's Alf.
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Post by rybackrulez on Sept 5, 2013 18:46:44 GMT -5
He's probably teaching Chinese. His chinese is really good actually. Got the right accent too. Cena seems like a really interesting dude |
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Post by Hawk Hart on Sept 5, 2013 19:08:03 GMT -5
Sagely Cena's probably my favourite character in the program. You know how in kids programs, there's always one adult, be it a parent or a teacher who's around to disperse advice and help people in times of need? Totally Cena. My least favourites probably a three way tie between "I'm not Drunk" Vincent, Ms Shitey Catchphrases herself, Ariane and "Don't call me J-E-Double F" Jaret. I gotta agree with this. Vincent and Ariane annoy the shit outta me. |
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Post by "Magic" Mark Hurr on Sept 5, 2013 19:29:25 GMT -5
John Cena is the Willie Tanner to Nokki Bella's Alf. if only the show started with the alf theme |
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Post by Lancers on Sept 5, 2013 19:36:44 GMT -5
My favorite "Alf" episode was the one when Alf was left home alone and he had to fight off a giant roach that was chasing him around the Tanner household.
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