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Post by Joe Neglia on Sept 6, 2013 20:25:48 GMT -5
Yoshi Tatsu gets a concussion during a match, starts believing he is Vince's dad, Vincent J. McMahon.
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Rubix Cube Johnny
Team Rocket
hopelessly trying to open a can of soup with a golf club
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Post by Rubix Cube Johnny on Sept 6, 2013 20:45:09 GMT -5
Cena gets a bank loan.
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Post by Baldobomb-22-OH-MAN!!! on Sept 6, 2013 21:02:30 GMT -5
the Wyatt family get into the shrimping business.
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Post by Deleted on Sept 6, 2013 21:12:24 GMT -5
the Big Show: World's largest bulimic.
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mattyy
Unicron
holy moly its the big homie
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Post by mattyy on Sept 6, 2013 21:13:57 GMT -5
Ezekiel Jackson: Cyber Bully.
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Post by ________ has left the building on Sept 6, 2013 21:16:32 GMT -5
Hunter and Vince conduct a social experiment between 2 wrestlers on different spots on the card. Alberto Del Rio loses his everlasting push to JTG and suddenly finds himself losing in dark matches and on Superstars.
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hassanchop
Grimlock
Who are you to doubt Belldandy?
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Post by hassanchop on Sept 6, 2013 21:24:42 GMT -5
Ryback as a restaurant critic that just yells a lot.
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Post by Deleted on Sept 6, 2013 21:26:35 GMT -5
Fandango the dancing pyromaniac.
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Post by slappy on Sept 6, 2013 21:28:58 GMT -5
Chris Jericho's gimmick when he returns is "best selling author." His finishing move involves hitting his opponent with a copy of his book.
Or his gimmick can be famous chef Jordan Ramsay.
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Tony Schiavontay
Dennis Stamp
This is the greatest post in the history of this board!
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Post by Tony Schiavontay on Sept 6, 2013 21:44:40 GMT -5
Cody Rhodes returns with a Freaky Friday gimmick, where he and Dusty switch bodies and they both have to continue their lives in the other's body.
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Post by Young Game on Sept 6, 2013 21:50:39 GMT -5
Chris Jericho, a successful author who grew up in Canada, returns home after 5 years. He quickly becomes friends with high school teacher Matt Stryker and strikes up a romantic relationship with Emma, a young college graduate.
Jericho starts writing a book about the Hart House, an abandoned mansion where he had a bad experience as a child. Jericho learns that the Hart House - the former home of Bret "Hitman" Hart - has been purchased by David Heath, an Austrian immigrant who has arrived in Canada ostensibly to open an antique store. Heath is on an extended buying trip. Only his business partner, Ricardo Rodriguez, is seen in public.
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Post by hossfan on Sept 6, 2013 21:56:50 GMT -5
Anything that would make a wrestling union seem like a good idea.
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Post by The Beast Disincarnate on Sept 6, 2013 22:04:14 GMT -5
R-truth's new manager is a monkey called Little Jimmy. The monkey soon turns heel and starts to feud against Hornswoggle.
We discover that the monkey was trained by Chavo Guerrero who seek revenge on Swoggle. That leads to a wrestlemania tag team match between R-Truth/Hornswoggle vs Chavo/Monkey
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FinalGwen
Bill S. Preston, Esq.
Particularly fond of muffins.
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Post by FinalGwen on Sept 6, 2013 22:06:36 GMT -5
Hunter and Vince conduct a social experiment between 2 wrestlers on different spots on the card. Alberto Del Rio loses his everlasting push to JTG and suddenly finds himself losing in dark matches and on Superstars. But how could the corporation be brought down by sabotaging something orangey? Oh. Right.
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Post by celticjobber on Sept 6, 2013 22:13:34 GMT -5
Stephanie McMahon is targeted by bullying divas who call her fat and old.
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Post by thegame415 on Sept 7, 2013 0:00:20 GMT -5
Jericho the author would.be awesome. In fact, I'd like to see anyone with an author gimmick. They could sit in the ring and read their books to get heat. They could read books mid match to taunt opponents
"Did you not read chapter 5 where I discuss the beating I will give you".
Their finisher: the closing chapter.
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Post by lildude8218 on Sept 7, 2013 1:04:39 GMT -5
Teddy Long doesn't approve of Cody Rhodes Dolph Ziggler riding with and rooming with AJ and Kaitlyn so they convince Teddy that Cody's Dolph's gay.
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Post by Hit Girl on Sept 7, 2013 6:31:10 GMT -5
*scans episode guide for 7th Heaven*
Hmm....let's see.....Happy/Ryback runs away from home, but eventually comes back
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Post by Baldobomb-22-OH-MAN!!! on Sept 7, 2013 6:39:13 GMT -5
R-truth's new manager is a monkey called Little Jimmy. The monkey soon turns heel and starts to feud against Hornswoggle. We discover that the monkey was trained by Chavo Guerrero who seek revenge on Swoggle. That leads to a wrestlemania tag team match between R-Truth/Hornswoggle vs Chavo/Monkey and Chavo jobs to Hornswoggle once again.
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Post by DrBackflipsHoffman on Sept 7, 2013 8:03:03 GMT -5
CM Punk makes a pencil 'disappear' at a board meeting
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