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Post by ________ has left the building on Sept 7, 2013 8:17:20 GMT -5
Tired of being treated different because she's a woman, Paige decides to disguise herself as the masked wrestler Avatar to prove she is just as good as the males on the roster.
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Post by Emmet Russell on Sept 7, 2013 8:32:57 GMT -5
Fandango hosts a 'dancing with the stars' type segment; Ryback ends up winning & showing some amazing dance moves. Instantly turns into a comedy goof & ends up teaming with Santino before getting released.
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Post by Mr. Medium Shot on Sept 7, 2013 10:45:18 GMT -5
1. Brock Lesnar is an absolutely devastating force -- the most dominating WWE has ever seen. But... only when he drinks Red Bull. If he doesn't have at least two every hour, he can't even lift Rey Mysterio. Brock runs Paul Heyman ragged as his supplier.
2. Mysterious liquids of different colors start falling from the ceiling at seemingly random times. A few guys are specifically targeted. Then, after several weeks, the big reveal: The man behind it is Teddy Long, and it's his new brand, "Haterade." After each time it drops onto an unsuspecting Superstar, Teddy declares "You just got player Hateraded!"
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Post by Deleted on Sept 7, 2013 21:20:15 GMT -5
Fandango hosts a 'dancing with the stars' type segment; Ryback ends up winning & showing some amazing dance moves. Instantly turns into a comedy goof & ends up teaming with Santino before getting released. This is absolutely something WWE would do. |
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Post by CATCH_US IS the Conversation on Sept 7, 2013 21:39:48 GMT -5
He becomes a psychotic heel with a mental disorder and uses it to his advantage. So he becomes Randy Orton? |
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Post by Magnus the Magnificent on Sept 8, 2013 6:22:40 GMT -5
Ezekiel Jackson and Mason Ryan: Dart enthusiasts.
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Post by Emmet Russell on Sept 8, 2013 6:30:06 GMT -5
JTG returns to discuss how he's been employed this entire time - Ironclad contract.
HHH comes out to inform him he never actually had an iron clad contract, he just forgot he was on the roster. He proceeds to fire him.
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Post by Chip Jordan on Sept 8, 2013 7:36:50 GMT -5
Jinder Mahal creates himself a robot sidekick, named Jimmy Five.
Curtis Axel enters into a relationship with CM Punk's mother.
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Post by Straight Edge Scrotum on Sept 8, 2013 7:41:21 GMT -5
Tyson Kidd starts wearing red/black shorts when he wrestles and tells his opponents they won't like him when he's angry. Somehow, he always gets knocked outside and manages to crawl under the ring. That's when the lights flicker and the smoke rises out out comes Kidd's evil 'Mister Hyde' persona, BROCK LESNAR (whom they play off as Kidd, only 'angry').
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Post by Deleted on Sept 8, 2013 8:08:04 GMT -5
John Cena heel turn?
*slowly walks out*
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Post by CubsFan71 on Sept 8, 2013 11:11:40 GMT -5
Triple H takes a vicious kick to the head from Daniel Bryan and passes out. When he comes to, he thinks he's 1980s Vince McMahon. He joins the announce teams on Raw and Smackdown and begins to promote the Wrestlemania main event of "Rowdy" Roddy Piper and "Mr. Wonderful" Paul Orndorff vs Hulk Hogan and Mr. T
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Post by rapidfire187 on Sept 8, 2013 13:41:49 GMT -5
Rob Van Dam is stuck in groundhog day.
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Post by CM Parish on Sept 8, 2013 14:18:09 GMT -5
Cody Rhodes returns with a Freaky Friday gimmick, where he and Dusty switch bodies and they both have to continue their lives in the other's body. This would be fantastic, but replace Dusty with Goldust and you can have all my money. |
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Post by Ryushinku on Sept 9, 2013 5:59:28 GMT -5
Triple H loses his favourite sledgehammer and embarks on a frantic and tearful search throughout the show to find it.
The following week we get the surprise reappearence of Jean-Pierre Lafitte, sledgehammer in hand.
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Post by Deleted on Sept 9, 2013 6:35:53 GMT -5
Tensai is exposed to a huge dose of radiation and grows to 100ft tall. Brodus Clay and the Funkadactyls still want to be his friends, but Tensai is ashamed of the beast he's become and destroys a few Japanese cities. Brodus gets into a feud with the Real Americans based on Zeb Coulter's sudden hatred of kaiju. Brodus can handily defeat both Cesaro and Swagger in singles matches, but falls to them in handicap matches. A tag match is signed between Tons of Funk and the Real Americans, but Brodus can't reason with the raging beast that is Tensai, and has to go in alone. When all appears lost for Brodus, clouds of dust and chunks of concrete fall from high above, and a giant hand descends. Brodus makes the tag to the hand and rushes from the ring, pulling the Funkadactyls and the referee away with him. As the hand disappears, a giant boot comes crashing down, crushing the ring, and presumably the Real Americans. The referee counts the 3. Brodus looks up, smiling and giving the thumbs up. We see Tensai looking through the hole in the arena roof, smiling and giving the thumbs up back. Next week Tensai is back to normal size having been given an antidote by Papa Shango, but the Real Americans are in full body casts. The following week they're fine again.
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Post by Loser troll. Please ban me on Sept 9, 2013 6:54:21 GMT -5
I'll bite; Daniel Bryan snaps and plows through Triple H and friends and goes on to win the belt from Orton, He goes in to have a lengthy reign as the top baby face and ends up in a feud with punk.
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Post by Deleted on Sept 9, 2013 7:04:29 GMT -5
I'll bite; Daniel Bryan snaps and plows through Triple H and friends and goes on to win the belt from Orton, He goes in to have a lengthy reign as the top baby face and ends up in a feud with punk. I was gonna go with "Zack Ryder wins a title, any title, again" for the more realistic approach post, but got beat to it by something a tad less ludicrous..... |
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Post by Push R Truth on Sept 9, 2013 8:21:06 GMT -5
I've always wanted to see a "comedy amnesia/bi-polar combo gimmick" where a wrestler changes from a heel to a face and vice-versa every-time they get hit in the head. The amnesia part is they only remember what their "opposite emotional state" has done.
So the Face Side is always trying to atone for his many sins in grandiose fashion
The heel side is sick of being a goody two shoes and wants to be a bastard for once
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Post by Toates Madhackrviper on Sept 9, 2013 11:23:24 GMT -5
Cody Rhodes returns with a Freaky Friday gimmick, where he and Dusty switch bodies and they both have to continue their lives in the other's body. I actually want to see this now and I truly believe they could pull it off (partially because "making gold out of shit" is a Rhodes family trait). |
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