Heartbreaker
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Post by Heartbreaker on Sept 10, 2013 5:17:22 GMT -5
I'm sorry for putting this horrible image in people's heads... I'm even apologizing to myself. But since this seems to be a thing for certain celebrities... I'm surprised there hasn't been one of crazy old Vince leaked. I mean, Hogan had one. Or Flair at least.
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Emmet Russell
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Post by Emmet Russell on Sept 10, 2013 5:18:19 GMT -5
How do we know he doesn't?
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DragonMasterP
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Post by DragonMasterP on Sept 10, 2013 5:19:32 GMT -5
There was a WWE porn parody a while back that someone played Vince in, wasn't there?
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Post by EoE: Well There's Your Problem on Sept 10, 2013 5:20:48 GMT -5
And just like in his wrestling shows, he had to make sure that the finisher faced the hard camera?
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Post by Deleted on Sept 10, 2013 5:21:29 GMT -5
There was a WWE porn parody a while back that someone played Vince in, wasn't there? That Chyna royal rumble porno?
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Post by Deleted on Sept 10, 2013 5:21:53 GMT -5
And just like in his wrestling shows, he had to make sure that the finisher faced the hard camera? Yes, but he musn't look directly in to it.
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Post by worldsstrongestman on Sept 10, 2013 5:31:12 GMT -5
He made one with JTG. Rosa stole it from the vault at Titan Towers in order to keep her job.
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SEAN CARLESS
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Post by SEAN CARLESS on Sept 10, 2013 5:37:21 GMT -5
It does exist. It's just in post-production with Kevin Dunn right now, with an awkward cut shot to the crowd watching on silently as Vince climaxes being added.
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Post by Deleted on Sept 10, 2013 5:42:45 GMT -5
But there is one... it's called WCW Monday Nitro final episode.
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Post by Ryback on a Pole! on Sept 10, 2013 6:44:53 GMT -5
Not gonna lie. I'd give it a watch out of morbid curioisity. And to see how large the "genetic jackhammer" is.
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Post by Wolf Hawkfield no1 NZ poster on Sept 10, 2013 7:24:27 GMT -5
Or Flair at least. Mabye one of his ex wives has one or two stashed somewhere for future blackmail purposes. Though two questions need to be asked if a Ric Flair sex tape was ever leaked... Would he somehow end up with a busted open forehead and what star rating would Dave Meltzer give it.
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Post by Zombie Mod on Sept 10, 2013 7:28:07 GMT -5
I don't think vince has time to make a sex tape, flair? that'll replace the whale in me nightmares.
i'm surprised batista hasn't had one of him leaked (not his daughters one.) by one of his various conquests
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Post by Kayfabe FAN don't want none on Sept 10, 2013 7:37:34 GMT -5
Flair doing it with a virgin... Hmm, Flair would probably still be the one bleeding.
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Post by Yami Daimao on Sept 10, 2013 7:50:23 GMT -5
Flair doing it with a virgin... Hmm, Flair would probably still be the one bleeding. Now I have this hilarious mental image of Flair bleeding profusely from the forehead the moment he climaxes.
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Post by Deleted on Sept 10, 2013 8:39:14 GMT -5
.....oh - I'm sorry. Are raw & sd NOT his personal sex tape?
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Post by HisRoyalGreeness on Sept 10, 2013 8:43:52 GMT -5
He does. He recorded it 2 weeks ago on VHS. Once he finds out what DVDs are and that conversion software exists it will see the light of day.
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Post by sunnytaker on Sept 10, 2013 10:20:01 GMT -5
and to continue the image we don;t want to think about at this time the thread below this is the poll for "Who will screw daniel Bryan?"
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Magnus the Magnificent
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Post by Magnus the Magnificent on Sept 10, 2013 11:13:08 GMT -5
The WWE tape library. It's not wrestling on those tapes, if ya know what I mean...
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SEAN CARLESS
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Post by SEAN CARLESS on Sept 10, 2013 11:14:41 GMT -5
Or Flair at least. Mabye one of his ex wives has one or two stashed somewhere for future blackmail purposes. Though two questions need to be asked if a Ric Flair sex tape was ever leaked... Would he somehow end up with a busted open forehead and what star rating would Dave Meltzer give it. ****3/4 erection.
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Post by Kevin Hamilton on Sept 10, 2013 11:15:25 GMT -5
It'd be in that same voice. Enjoy THAT image.
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