Lancers
El Dandy
Oh you
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Post by Lancers on Sept 10, 2013 11:24:14 GMT -5
I know Wrestletaint.gov has confirmed of at least one sex tape. But they won't release the video out of respect towards Linda.
Supposedly, she's a dirty, dirty girl in the sack. Like Brazzers-level of dirty.
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Post by greatmuta on Sept 10, 2013 18:41:14 GMT -5
Vince is too busy thinking about wrestling to have sex.
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Post by ________ has left the building on Sept 11, 2013 7:04:06 GMT -5
It'd be in that same voice. Enjoy THAT image. "He's gonna...he's gonna... he's gonna to spew. HE'S GONNA TO SPEW!!"
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BigBadZ
Grimlock
The Rumors Are All True
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Post by BigBadZ on Sept 11, 2013 7:34:10 GMT -5
The Golden Rule
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Post by "Gentleman" AJ Powell on Sept 11, 2013 8:17:56 GMT -5
It'd be in that same voice. Enjoy THAT image. "He's gonna...he's gonna... he's gonna to spew. HE'S GONNA TO SPEW!!" BIIIIIIIIG BACK MONEY SHOT!
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Post by Vice honcho room temperature on Sept 11, 2013 20:39:15 GMT -5
Sure but who wants to see Linda have sex?
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Lila
El Dandy
Slip N Slide World Champion 1997
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Post by Lila on Sept 11, 2013 20:55:43 GMT -5
This is Vince McMahon we are talking. He most definitely has one or more. Dude comes off as a nymphomaniac.
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Post by DZ: WF Legacy on Sept 11, 2013 21:22:12 GMT -5
He did. Funaki had it for years, then Vince finally got it away from him, but then Curt Hawkins and JTG as a collective party got hold of it somehow.
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MrBRulzOK
Wade Wilson
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Post by MrBRulzOK on Sept 11, 2013 21:37:38 GMT -5
Considering what we've heard about Vince it'd probably involve him atop of Stephanie in a gorilla suit while the bed is surrounded by the entire surviving WBF Roster who flex and grunt like crazy the entire time. Also Michael Cole would be in the background, bound and forced to call it like the greatest match he's ever seen.
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Post by Deleted on Sept 11, 2013 21:42:37 GMT -5
I'd imagine that it would be like the dude in "American Psycho" where Vince is banging but looking at himself and posing in the mirror the entire time.
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Post by BayleyTiffyCodyCenaJudyHopps on Sept 11, 2013 21:43:04 GMT -5
It does exist. It's just in post-production with Kevin Dunn right now, with an awkward cut shot to the crowd watching on silently as Vince climaxes being added. So what you're saying is is that Kevin Dunn is a national hero?
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Post by Cry Me a Wiggle on Sept 11, 2013 22:28:23 GMT -5
I've actually seen it. At first I thought Vince was just a very generous, capable lover... then I recognized the seagull pop.
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Post by ozzyismetal on Sept 12, 2013 0:40:17 GMT -5
GRAPEFRUITS
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BigWill
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Post by BigWill on Sept 12, 2013 1:54:02 GMT -5
He probably does.
He's just smart enough not to release it.
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BigBadZ
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Post by BigBadZ on Sept 12, 2013 3:35:06 GMT -5
I bet he would do his Mr. McMahon walk to the bed and taking off all his clothes minus the du rag. Not to mention the "Vince McMahon kiss my ass club" would take on a whole new meaning.
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Post by Deleted on Sept 12, 2013 4:29:39 GMT -5
*shudder* God damn it, guys.
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